[J.Sper]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

You've been brainwashed as children and now you have lost all rational thought.

And what made you so rational and enlightened, twas the brainwashing of those evil fagging scientists me thinks.

If Evil-you-shun is true, why does there exist fagots like your gay self? What use is a homo to the reproductive chain? Everyone knows that the side-ways carpet munching freaks are created by satan. And therefore, good christian heterosexuals are created by God.

Fear god and repent your sins NOW!

[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

J.Sper-
You honestly think me homosexual? Oh my! How amusing. Why is it that everybody thinks all athiests are gay? Anyway I haven't come here to argue, or to troll, or to flame anybody. Think of me as a lost sheep, trying to find his way back into faith. I fear many years of hating on Christians has ruined my chances of that, but I'm trying my best.

[True Disciple]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

I fear many years of hating on Christians has ruined my chances of that, but I'm trying my best.

Don't worry, my friend. Jesus is infinitely stronger than the demons of hate that possess your mind. All you have to do is completely surrender your life to Jesus, accept Him as your Lord and Saviour, listen to Godly Pastors, do everything the Bible says and regularly tithe to Landover Baptist Church. It's as easy as that! Isn't that wonderful?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

So one says we don't have tails because we're apes
The other one says we do have tails, but they're invisible.

And neither one answered my dog question.

What do you expect when they can't even agree whether or not we have tails.

[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

About the dog thing: evolution takes a very long time. Plus their tail is a form of communication.

We have tails (sort of). It's the tail bone. Go look for it, or Google, either way.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Explain to me how a docked dog talks with its tail.

[Whiney teenager]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Dogs talk with their tails simply...

If their tail is between their legs, it means they are afraid. If it is wagging, the dog is happy. Without the tail, it is harder for them to show this.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Dogs talk with their tails simply...

If their tail is between their legs, it means they are afraid. If it is wagging, the dog is happy. Without the tail, it is harder for them to show this.

I think you know as much about dogs as you do about evolution. I asked how a dog without a tail 'talks with it'. It's rather hard for them to put their tail between their legs, now isn't it.

**sigh**
Still doesn't answer why their still born with tails since they're not using it and they do not need it for communications.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Dogs talk

Actually they do not talk, they bark. Just like you.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Meek and Humble]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

Dogs talk with their tails simply...

If their tail is between their legs, it means they are afraid. If it is wagging, the dog is happy. Without the tail, it is harder for them to show this.

Dogs can't talk. Donkeys and snakes occasionally can, but not dogs.

[DINOLUVER]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

First of all, we have a common ancestor with monkeys but we did not come from monkeys. Second, we evolved without a tail because we no longer needed one.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

First of all, we have a common ancestor with monkeys but we did not come from monkeys. Second, we evolved without a tail because we no longer needed one.

So you're here to say that your grandma was a baboon?

Enjoy hell.

[skidmarks]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that humans EVOLVED FROM monkeys. Over the course of MILLIONS OF YEARS.

[True Disciple]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

It has been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN that humans EVOLVED FROM monkeys. Over the course of MILLIONS OF YEARS.

Yeah, of course...

[BelieverInGod]

Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails?

First of all, we have a common ancestor with monkeys but we did not come from monkeys. Second, we evolved without a tail because we no longer needed one.

Then maybe you can explain the docked dog question above. Why are breeds that are usually docked still born with tails? They don't need them, and they don't use them. I know the godly answer, but I want to here the evilution answer.