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  • kingofkings
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    • Dec 2010
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    #601
    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

    That doesn't answer my question though.

    If there's absolutely nothing in the way between Virginia Beach and Europe, and there is absolutely no curvature of the Earth, how come that landmass is not visible to us?

    I'm confused

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #602
        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

        Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
        That doesn't answer my question though.

        If there's absolutely nothing in the way between Virginia Beach and Europe, and there is absolutely no curvature of the Earth, how come that landmass is not visible to us?

        I'm confused
        Why are you pretending to be Jesus by taking His title, King of Kings, as your username?

        This is a Christian church's discussion forum. Your blasphemy is highly offensive and not acceptable. You are not welcome here.

        Goodbye.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22373
            #603
            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

            Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
            That doesn't answer my question though.
            So? Either the answer is in the Bible or the question is irrelevant.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • kingofkings
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                • Dec 2010
                • 14
                #604
                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Why are you pretending to be Jesus by taking His title, King of Kings, as your username?

                This is a Christian church's discussion forum. Your blasphemy is highly offensive and not acceptable. You are not welcome here.

                Goodbye.
                Ah, but friend, I do not take the title in vain!

                As I chose the username, "Hallelujah Chorus" a beautiful piece by Handel, rang through my head. It is an embracement of Christ and his holiness!

                Surely you, being a good Christian, can understand the rejoyce of the Lord through his music?

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373
                    #605
                    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                    Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                    the rejoyce of the Lord through his music?
                    You do realize the Bible isn't a songbook now don't you?
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • kingofkings
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                        • Dec 2010
                        • 14
                        #606
                        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        So? Either the answer is in the Bible or the question is irrelevant.
                        Ah! I understand now! Europe must not exist!

                        If we cannot see it, it can't possibly be there! There earth is, afterall, flat as a pancake. We are simply being fooled into believing that Europe actually exists at all!

                        Thank you!

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                          • Dutch Girl
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                            • Nov 2010
                            • 283
                            #607
                            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                            Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                            If we cannot see it, it can't possibly be there!
                            So if you close your eyes we all seize to exist? As someone who lives in Europe, I assure you it exists! Also Earth is a globe, not a pancake.


                            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                              • Brother Alex
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                                • Feb 2010
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                                #608
                                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                                Earth is a globe, not a pancake.
                                According to Isaiah 40:22 the Earth is a circle, not a globe.
                                "It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:"
                                Here is a scientific diagram for better understanding of that passage:

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                                  • Reason's Voice
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                                    • Nov 2010
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                                    #609
                                    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                    I can second that! Europe exists

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                                      • kingofkings
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                                        • Dec 2010
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                                        #610
                                        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                        Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                                        So if you close your eyes we all seize to exist? As someone who lives in Europe, I assure you it exists! Also Earth is a globe, not a pancake.
                                        Do not lie in the face of the Lord.

                                        Europe cannot exist. Find a single mention of it within the Bible.

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                                          • Dutch Girl
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                                            • Nov 2010
                                            • 283
                                            #611
                                            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                            Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                                            Do not lie in the face of the Lord. Europe cannot exist. Find a single mention of it within the Bible.
                                            The Internet and this website are also not in the Bible. So are you having a wet dream here?


                                            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                                              • kingofkings
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                                                • Dec 2010
                                                • 14
                                                #612
                                                Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                                Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                                                The Internet and this website are also not in the Bible. So are you having a wet dream here?
                                                I am aware that I exist, not only by the Lord's Holiness, but within the Promised Land.

                                                You, however, are the liar and sinner.

                                                Please leave.

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                                                  • Dutch Girl
                                                    Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                                                    • Nov 2010
                                                    • 283
                                                    #613
                                                    Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                                    Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                                                    You, however, are the liar and sinner.
                                                    Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? What have I lied about?


                                                    Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                                    - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                                                      • kingofkings
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                                                        • Dec 2010
                                                        • 14
                                                        #614
                                                        Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                                        You lied about living within a false land, "Europe".

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                                                          • Dutch Girl
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                                                            • Nov 2010
                                                            • 283
                                                            #615
                                                            Re: Scientific proof the Earth is flat!

                                                            Originally posted by kingofkings View Post
                                                            You lied about living within a false land, "Europe".
                                                            Let me guess, still a virgin?


                                                            Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                                            - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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