[GOD=life]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

it has been scientifically proven, and it kindof is common sense.

It is scientifically proven that science is proven... circular logic.

[Aristotle]

Re: Bible and Science

No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.

There are no mistakes in the BIBLE (KJV 1611). That is why we reject other versions.

[True Disciple]

Re: Bible and Science

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.

True Christianity never has been proven wrong. After all, can you cite me ONE example of a True Christian(tm) admitting an error in his worldviews, or changing them? I think not! That's because we know we do not make mistakes, as long as we follow the Holy Bible (KJV) literally. All evidence to the contrary can be safely regarded as lies of Satan.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Science is just as much a false-religion as Greek mythology.

The KJV 1611 is GOD'S Word and GOD's Truth. Don't take it personal, but if you don't believe this, then you will be going to Hell. I don't make the rules. God does.

Cheers!

[Aristotle]

Re: Bible and Science

No, I am not. I never said GOD or his WORD are a LIE. I merely stated that religion has made just as many mistakes in history as science has, and its perfectly logical for both to co-exist.

Not all scientists say religion as a lie. Science was wrong. So was Christianity. Get over it.

Maybe the Catholics were wrong but they are not True Christians™. As long as you follow the BIBLE(KJV 1611) you cannot go wrong.

[filip]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

So all Americans are indeed Satanspawned Scientific wretches, since obviously science created the boats who carried the current Americans (that I suspect most of you are) into the "new world". If god wanted Europeans to get to American he would've made them able to swim for hundreds and thousands of miles?


(Written on the internet mumblemumble)


Anyhow, you deny the existance of satelites. How do you think you reach people in Europe over the internet? Trans-atlantic cables?



If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

Did it ever occur to you airplanes fly in circles?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

Centrifugal force of the rotating disk of the earth turns what we think of as a straight line into a curve.

and pilots lie. What do you expect from someone's who chief control is a joystick?

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Originally Posted by filip
If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

How come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!
Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part.

And just where do ya claim that YOU can travel so far in the West that YOU suddenly reach the East? When did YOU do that?

In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't.

Remember , wherever your at, there you are.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?}

[True Disciple]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

If the world is a flat disk. How come I can travel so far into the west that I suddenly reach the east?

Did you ever accidentally tip over a glass of water on the kitchen table? I bet you did. Quite often when you do that, nearly all the water remains on the table, where your wife can mop it up. However, did you ever tip over a glass of water on a skippy-ball? Maybe you didn't, but I did so once as a Creation Scientific Experiment, and let me tell you: nearly all the water ended up on the floor, as it flushed down the sides and didn't manage to stay on the ball.

So there you are. You can't keep huge volumes of water on a ball, but you can do that on a disk. If the earth really was round, all the oceans would have been drained long ago. As the oceans are still there today, this conclusively proves that the Earth must be flat.

[Rationalesense]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

How come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!
Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part.

And just where do ya claim that YOU can travel so far in the West that YOU suddenly reach the East? When did YOU do that?

In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't.

Remember , wherever your at, there you are.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?}

Oh wow, haha. It's not often that I read something that's so fundamentally retarded that I actually have to contribute to a conversation, just wow.

First' let's just take a moment to appreciate the irony of what you've just said

"ow come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!" First of all, you're claiming that 'Euro-Twits' are dumb. "

Firstly well your lack of good grammar when contributing to an argument is a sign of ignorance, so straight away that places you on an equal standing with these 'Euro-twits'. Secondly you claim that flat means it has a top and a bottom, well to quote the definition of the Webster dictionary (See I'm even using an American dictionary to help you.)

"1. Having a horizontal surface without a slope, tilt, or curvature.
2. Having a smooth, even, level surface"

If the Earth was flat, it would be completely level, but as you see, we have mountains and valleys and gorges and caves etc, so the Earth is not flat. Further more as the Earth rotates around the sun, shadows are formed, now the length of these shadows are relative to the angle and size of the object in position to the sun; this again presents the commonly held belief that the Earth is not flat. (Even assuming the proposed theory at the beginning of this thread, when someone stated that the Earth is now more like a cube that's had water pumped in to it... If the Earth was a cube, it would be a 3d shape, and thus not flat, since 3d objects have a form and curve, something which by according to a dictionary definition a flat object does not have)

Thirdly, let's look at this wonderful statement (Not really related, but helps show this fine gentleman's intellect.

"Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part."

Firstly, I'd like to know just exactly what 'Euro-speak' Is? Because to my understanding, Europe is just a collective of countries on the Eurasia plate. A community, not a singular definable country. It is a collection of countries that all have their own Official Languages. As it stands, I come from London, England, and as such I speak British English. Pancake and crepe are two different things, sir. Also, I'd like to know why you believe Hell is in the middle of your version of Earth? Surely the only thing in the middle of the Earth is molten Earth. And I don't know about you, but between you and me, nothing kind of survives those extreme heats.

Fourthly, I'd like to look at this fine speech too:

"In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't."

What's glorious about the US of A? As far as I'm aware, this 'glorious' US of A, was the catalyst that started the world recession? Nothing 'glorious' about that, I can assure you. Nobody, and I mean Nobody, as far as I'm aware goes to Chinatown and thinks "Hey I'm in China." Because they know they are In America, California, San Fransisco, Chinatown. Because? They've gone there. They go there, and believe they are sampling a taste of what China COULD be like. It's pretty ironic really how you keep referencing to people that belong to the European community as 'twits' when you seem to be just as full of ignorance, nice one sir. Also, if you wish to take the moral and intellectual high ground being racial isn't really Christian or the right way to go, as far as I can remember Jesus Christ your Lord, embraced all people, regardless, with 'love'.

Finally, as you ended your post so well, so will I, but looking at this contribution from your Sister:

"she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?"

She is very well entitled to think what she will, but not every country in the European Community uses the Euro; The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland for example doesn't. Also, you should remember that, the European 'Monopoly Money' has a higher exchange rate, than the US Dollar, so it should be in value terms, your money that is Monopoly Money. Due to the fact, that the widely held belief of what constitutes Monopoly Money, is that it's worthless. Also ironically is that Monopoly is America.

Finally, us European people (If there is such a thing, due to the fact that it's just an alliance, coalition, community of countries.) Actually wash everyday, most people wash twice, three times. If it serves me right, the Romans installed bath houses in many countries (The Roman Bath Houses in Bath for example.) Regularly bathed and washed, so we've all been doing it for a jolly long time.


So to conclude, the Earth cannot be flat and 3D like a cube. If I believed in a god, I'd say your ignorance was a sin, and you shouldn't be allowed to preach until you've acquired some general knowledge and critical thinking skills, and also possibly a brain. Europe is not a country, it's an agreement of countries to work together to trade and work and tackle major issues that face our current world. If you're going to voice your opinions please, please, please, learn to use grammar.

Also finally I'd just like to add, that this topic is rather ironic and silly, 'Science is evil.' Yet you're all using a computer: designed and made for science, to argument how evil science is... Nice one guys.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Further more as the Earth rotates around the sun, shadows are formed, now the length of these shadows are relative to the angle and size of the object in position to the sun; this again presents the commonly held belief that the Earth is not flat.

Shadows prove that the sun revolves around the earth. Otherwise, how could the following possibly have happened?

2 Kings 20:9-11: And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees. And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Oh wow, haha. It's not often that I read something that's so fundamentally retarded that I actually have to contribute to a conversation, just wow.

So, you're so retarded that you usually stay out of conversations as a courtesy to others?

First' let's just take a moment to appreciate the irony of what you've just said

"ow come all ya euro-twits is so ignorant? Flat means it has a top and a bottom... duh!" First of all, you're claiming that 'Euro-Twits' are dumb. "

Firstly well your lack of good grammar when contributing to an argument is a sign of ignorance, so straight away that places you on an equal standing with these 'Euro-twits'.

So you admit that Europeans are twits.

Secondly you claim that flat means it has a top and a bottom, well to quote the definition of the Webster dictionary (See I'm even using an American dictionary to help you.)

"1. Having a horizontal surface without a slope, tilt, or curvature.
2. Having a smooth, even, level surface"

He did not say that was the definition of the word. He meant being flat entails it has a top and a bottom.

If the Earth was flat, it would be completely level, but as you see, we have mountains and valleys and gorges and caves etc, so the Earth is not flat.

He meant generally flat, you retard. Or does nothing meet your strict standards of flatness?

Further more as the Earth rotates around the sun, shadows are formed, now the length of these shadows are relative to the angle and size of the object in position to the sun; this again presents the commonly held belief that the Earth is not flat.

Those shadows are formed as a result of the Sun revolving around the Earth, dummy.

Thirdly, let's look at this wonderful statement (Not really related, but helps show this fine gentleman's intellect.

"Just like a pancake (or euro-speak calls em' crepes), except Hell is in the middle instead of the cake part."

Firstly, I'd like to know just exactly what 'Euro-speak' Is? Because to my understanding, Europe is just a collective of countries on the Eurasia plate. A community, not a singular definable country. It is a collection of countries that all have their own Official Languages. As it stands, I come from London, England, and as such I speak British English. Pancake and crepe are two different things, sir.

You British have butchered the English language even worse than the Mexicans! A crepe is a European pancake. Pancakes were invented on the American frontier by Louis and Clarke.

Also, I'd like to know why you believe Hell is in the middle of your version of Earth? Surely the only thing in the middle of the Earth is molten Earth. And I don't know about you, but between you and me, nothing kind of survives those extreme heats.

Exactly:
2 Thessalonians 1:9 (King James Version)

9Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Fourthly, I'd like to look at this fine speech too:

"In the glorious US of A, many euro-twits are confused by the Chinatown in San Francisco. All the gooks runnin' around fools ya into thinkin' it is China, but it ain't."

What's glorious about the US of A? As far as I'm aware, this 'glorious' US of A, was the catalyst that started the world recession? Nothing 'glorious' about that, I can assure you. Nobody, and I mean Nobody, as far as I'm aware goes to Chinatown and thinks "Hey I'm in China." Because they know they are In America, California, San Fransisco, Chinatown. Because? They've gone there. They go there, and believe they are sampling a taste of what China COULD be like. It's pretty ironic really how you keep referencing to people that belong to the European community as 'twits' when you seem to be just as full of ignorance, nice one sir. Also, if you wish to take the moral and intellectual high ground being racial isn't really Christian or the right way to go, as far as I can remember Jesus Christ your Lord, embraced all people, regardless, with 'love'.

You must have never been to Chinatown. And we are not racists here at Landover Baptist. We believe chinks can achieve Salvation™ if they work at it.

Finally, as you ended your post so well, so will I, but looking at this contribution from your Sister:

"she thinks euro's look like monopoly money, and wonders why them euro people don't take baths?"

She is very well entitled to think what she will, but not every country in the European Community uses the Euro; The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland for example doesn't. Also, you should remember that, the European 'Monopoly Money' has a higher exchange rate, than the US Dollar, so it should be in value terms, your money that is Monopoly Money. Due to the fact, that the widely held belief of what constitutes Monopoly Money, is that it's worthless. Also ironically is that Monopoly is America.

That may be true in Europe, but I don't think anyone around in my parts would be tradin' his gool old American dollars for some silly Euros.

Finally, us European people (If there is such a thing, due to the fact that it's just an alliance, coalition, community of countries.) Actually wash everyday, most people wash twice, three times. If it serves me right, the Romans installed bath houses in many countries (The Roman Bath Houses in Bath for example.) Regularly bathed and washed, so we've all been doing it for a jolly long time.

That's because you have anal sex two or three times a day.

[Neilgw]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Well if all Science is Evil then you should not be using a PC or internet at all, so your point would have to be raised via letter and sent out to everyone by not plane or boat, both scientific inventions, nor wheels cos they are scientific as well, perhaps you just better go and hand deliver your message to everyone here. People have been using the basic principles of science for thousands of years, not just in this modern age. Even in the Bible they used wheels, astronomy, and other scientific principles to live by. So get real Mr and think through your arguments on Science before you go and hate everyone!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: ALL SCIENCE IS EVIL, AND FROM SATAN! (aka THE EARTH IS FLAT)

Well if all Science is Evil then you should not be using a PC or internet at all, so your point would have to be raised via letter and sent out to everyone by not plane or boat, both scientific inventions, nor wheels cos they are scientific as well, perhaps you just better go and hand deliver your message to everyone here. People have been using the basic principles of science for thousands of years, not just in this modern age. Even in the Bible they used wheels, astronomy, and other scientific principles to live by. So get real Mr and think through your arguments on Science before you go and hate everyone!

Dear Neilgw

Why do you come here to Jesus' favourite forum disrepecting God's word?
You are a guest here, and as a guest you should respect your host - The Landover Baptist Church.
A good start would be, that you get your behind into the Introduction Forum were you can tell us a little more about yourself.