[Fencepost88]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

did I mention monkeys?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Aren't there aspects of the theory of evolution covered in the bible?

e.g.,
Adam and Noah - proving that we are all descended from a common ancestor.

Shem, Ham, and Japheth - being the fathers of different nations lends to the evolutionist theory of 'random mutation' being that an entirely new species is created from an offspring having different characteristics from it's parents.

Genesis 9:18-19 And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

How many different races are there on earth? doesn't evolution have to occur in some way, shape, or form for them all to have come from three ancestors?

I'm not saying the theory of evolution is 100% correct but arent there parts of it that are backed up by scripture.

You're saying monkeys are descended from Noah? You're crazy! Next you'll be saying those random ginger people are a race.

[Fencepost88]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Aren't there aspects of the theory of evolution covered in the bible?

e.g.,
Adam and Noah - proving that we are all descended from a common ancestor.

Shem, Ham, and Japheth - being the fathers of different nations lends to the evolutionist theory of 'random mutation' being that an entirely new species is created from an offspring having different characteristics from it's parents.

Genesis 9:18-19 And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan. These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.

How many different races are there on earth? doesn't evolution have to occur in some way, shape, or form for them all to have come from three ancestors?

I'm not saying the theory of evolution is 100% correct but arent there parts of it that are backed up by scripture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

And you are just ignoring this vital evidence from the Bible supporting evolution. You are the cherry picker here.

Post the Scriptures that back you up. I want to see the parts of the Bible that say that we're related to gorillas.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

There's no evidence proving evolution in the Bible. You're interpreting like crazy because you want the Bible to say something that agrees with what you've made up inside your head.

Why are you so desperate to follow secular values? Could it be so you can ignore things like laws against fornicating?
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[God'sevolution]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

No, Jack is saying that your reasoning is false.

You are just cherry picking. The Bible must be taken as whole. And remember, there is not a single contradiction there.

Example:

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Exodus 20:13 - Thou shalt not kill.

John 13:34-35 - A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. 35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

If you read these scriptures, you can use them to prove that homosexuals must be killed, or you can say that in any circumstances you should not kill. And you should love all people.

But only if you start to interpret them.

If you take the bible to the letter, everything applies. First of all, you shall not kill anybody, BUT THERE IS AN EXCEPTION (actually, there are other exceptions, but these are other scriptures) THAT IS GAYSEXUALS. So the third tells as to love one another as I loved you. That means that Jesus gives you tough love. If you are gaysexual, he loves you enough to kill you!

So we have the command to give tough loving to the gaysexuals and kill them like Jesus would. Why aren't we doing it?

1 Peter 2:13 - Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord’s sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;

We need to respect the secular laws too. Even if they sometimes seem to contradict the Bible. We just have to trust the Lord that he will punish the evildoers.

As you can see, you cherry picket one scripture to support your claims and Jack provide you another that shows your reasoning to be false.

I think you need to apologize now.

YiC, M

And you are just ignoring this vital evidence from the Bible supporting evolution. You are the cherry picker here.

[MisterM]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

So you are saying that bible isn't 100% true? It says unequivocally that God let evolution happen. Why are you contradicting yourselves?

No, Jack is saying that your reasoning is false.

You are just cherry picking. The Bible must be taken as whole. And remember, there is not a single contradiction there.

Example:

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Exodus 20:13 - Thou shalt not kill.

John 13:34-35 - A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. 35 By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.

If you read these scriptures, you can use them to prove that homosexuals must be killed, or you can say that in any circumstances you should not kill. And you should love all people.

But only if you start to interpret them.

If you take the bible to the letter, everything applies. First of all, you shall not kill anybody, BUT THERE IS AN EXCEPTION (actually, there are other exceptions, but these are other scriptures) THAT IS GAYSEXUALS. So the third tells as to love one another as I loved you. That means that Jesus gives you tough love. If you are gaysexual, he loves you enough to kill you!

So we have the command to give tough loving to the gaysexuals and kill them like Jesus would. Why aren't we doing it?

1 Peter 2:13 - Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord’s sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;

We need to respect the secular laws too. Even if they sometimes seem to contradict the Bible. We just have to trust the Lord that he will punish the evildoers.

As you can see, you cherry picket one scripture to support your claims and Jack provide you another that shows your reasoning to be false.

I think you need to apologize now.

YiC, M

[God'sevolution]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Are you so retarded that you can't recognize a rhetorical question?

Lay off the weed.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

How dare you call me retard as you have blemish in your eyes.
Did you masturbate too much to lose your vision?

[God'sevolution]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Your childish reasoning based on one line of scripture is completely shown to be false by,

Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Now go away and read all of the Bible properly,

YIC

Jack

So you are saying that bible isn't 100% true? It says unequivocally that God let evolution happen. Why are you contradicting yourselves?

[grundo]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

You guys are all really stupid. I've been looking at your site just to see how ridiculous it is. There are so many ways I can prove you wrong. You claim the Earth to be flat, even thought it can be seen as a sphere from space. You're also homophobes. It's such a small part of the bible. The bible also tells us to stone disobedient children, but do you do that? And science has literally PROVEN almost everything in the bible wrong. Seriously guys, it's 2012, get with the times. I'm not saying you shouldn't believe in god, you just shouldn't follow every single word of the bible. And what the hell is with the "Tell her once" badge? That's just fucked up. You're just incredibly intolerant, ignorant assholes. You take everything new and interpret it as an embodiment of Satan. Get with the times already.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Why are you doubting His words?
That's what the Bible says. Can't you read?

Are you so retarded that you can't recognize a rhetorical question?

Lay off the weed.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Why are you doubting His words?
That's what the Bible says. Can't you read?

Your childish reasoning based on one line of scripture is completely shown to be false by,

Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Now go away and read all of the Bible properly,

YIC

Jack

[God'sevolution]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

So life was created but then God took a step back and 'let evolution take over' His perfect design?

A True Christian™ never lies. We are incapable of doing so.
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Why are you doubting His words?
That's what the Bible says. Can't you read?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Evolution does not describe the origin of life but how life evolved when it appeared or created as you want to belief.
Obviously you aren't a Soldier of Christ™ as you are lying.

Are you an atheist or one of these false 'christians' who thinks that most of the Bible is a lie or not relevant any more?

Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.


YIC

Jack

[James Hutchins]

Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

Evolution does not describe the origin of life but how life evolved when it appeared or created as you want to belief.
Obviously you aren't a Soldier of Christ™ as you are lying.

So life was created but then God took a step back and 'let eviloution take over' His perfect design?

A True Christian(tm) never lies. We are incapable of doing so.
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.