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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    So, evolution is now a lie and conspiracy? Tell that to the pope, who represents your little fan club.

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View Post
      So, evolution is now a lie and conspiracy? Tell that to the pope, who represents your little fan club.

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      Papa Frankie isn't even a Christian!



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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        Originally posted by AtheistAsshat View Post
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        Pope Francis declares evolution and big bang theory are right.


        In 1950, Pope Pius XII proclaimed that evolution was not at odds with Catholic teachings, and Pope John Paul II endorsed the view himself in 1996.

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          So let me understand this. You guys beleive that dispite all the work over the last idk couple of hundred years and the advancement of all of our technology, that everything exists because some magic dude in the sky made it. And anything we as humans find out, using our senses and said brains (given to us by your god lol) is ALL wrong.

          What bothers me is that on one side of the argument we have people trying to understand the world around us, figure things out and learn and grow as a species. And on the other side we have people saying that because it is written in a book that has been rewritten idk how many times, we should just not even think for ourselves and just follow this religion. ... makes no sense

          thats like a 5 year old arguing with an adult...

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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
            So let me understand this. You guys beleive that dispite all the work over the last idk couple of hundred years and the advancement of all of our technology, that everything exists because some magic dude in the sky made it. And anything we as humans find out, using our senses and said brains (given to us by your god lol) is ALL wrong.

            What bothers me is that on one side of the argument we have people trying to understand the world around us, figure things out and learn and grow as a species. And on the other side we have people saying that because it is written in a book that has been rewritten idk how many times, we should just not even think for ourselves and just follow this religion. ... makes no sense

            thats like a 5 year old arguing with an adult...



            Presumably, you are amusing yourself by having sport with us. Many unsaved wretches come here to try to explain things to us. This is nothing new.

            Most of them have to go to Hell. That's nothing new either. You will likely join them. You will likely find it to be a totally new and different experience.
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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
              Presumably, you are amusing yourself by having sport with us. Many unsaved wretches come here to try to explain things to us. This is nothing new.

              Most of them have to go to Hell. That's nothing new either. You will likely join them. You will likely find it to be a totally new and different experience.
              I am not just here trying to talk you out of anything or for laughs, I would like to have an actual discussion about these things. Your response is typical for ppl who share your view, nothing to add and tell me im gonna burn in hell. There is never and reasoning or analysis from you guys. Its always "this is what the good book says" (which is still merely the interpretation of the reader). I am truly here to try to understand why you guys have these hugely skewed views. I am on neither side, simply view myself as an observer and I have to say that as far as watching the whole religious vs non religious argumwnts go, the non religious people are usually less radical, more open to other peoples opinions and points of view. While the religious people who claim to have morals and know the "true path" in life seem to come off as undereducated sheep.

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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                ...There is never and reasoning or analysis from you guys...
                "Reasoning and analysis" is how you get from "Thou shalt not kill" to holy wars, and you're complaining?

                ...Its always "this is what the good book says" (which is still merely the interpretation of the reader)...
                Or, you could (wild idea here, just go with it for a sec) READ IT AS IT IS WRITTEN.

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  Im not sure what you mean by your first response didymus.

                  No matter what its still the interpretation, we have no idea what the origional thoughts of the author were, as he is not present. Just like laws and other things hans create everybody has a different paradigm in which the words of the bible must filter thru. Besides all that, isnt it wnougj to take the bible as lessons for life and just leave it at that? As you mentioned, dont kill, dont steal, etc. Why do you have to build a whole beleif system around it? (When I say "you" I just mean Christians in general)

                  Btw more lives have been lost over religion and money and politics than anything else. Why cant we let other alone? If you beleive they will burn, so be it. If your not going to try to legit "help" them they mind your own beezwax, no? Idk, just my opinion but I think people can have different views and things and live peacfully. Lets share the planet! After all we are a pretty rare commodity in the universe.

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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                    Im not sure what you mean by your first response didymus.
                    I feel really awkward trying to explain what one hell-bound atheist thinks to another hell-bound atheist, but here it goes: Mr. Didymus thinks that "reasoning and analysis" of the Holy Scripture has lead to religious wars between different Christian denominations.

                    No matter what its still the interpretation, we have no idea what the origional thoughts of the author were, as he is not present.
                    I'm not sure what you mean. Even if you reject the fact that God has inspired the authors of the Holy Bible (2 Timothy 3:16), the Bible has been written in such plain, simple language, that there isn't really nothing to interpret - the agenda of the God-inspired authors is just laid right there.

                    Just like laws and other things hans create everybody has a different paradigm in which the words of the bible must filter thru.
                    Oh, I see we've got ourselves a true postmodernist here. See, you would be right if the Bible was written in an obscure, convoluted way: but as I have said earlier, it isn't.

                    For example, when you see this magnificent verse:

                    Deuteronomy 20:16 But of the cities of these people, which the Lord thy God doth give thee for an inheritance, thou shalt save alive nothing that breatheth:

                    Do you really think that this verse can be interpreted as anything else than "go and kill everybody"?

                    Besides all that, isnt it wnougj to take the bible as lessons for life and just leave it at that?
                    Well, that's exactly what we are doing, sweetie! We take all lessons of the Bible and apply them to our lives!

                    As you mentioned, dont kill, dont steal, etc. Why do you have to build a whole beleif system around it?
                    We don't believe anything that isn't in the Bible.

                    (When I say "you" I just mean Christians in general)
                    Then you are barking at the wrong tree. As I've said, we believe only in the Bible, we don't add stuff to it and we don't take away stuff from it (Revelation 22:18-19).

                    Btw more lives have been lost over religion and money and politics than anything else.
                    Some people would say that religion is worth dying for.

                    Why cant we let other alone? If you beleive they will burn, so be it. If your not going to try to legit "help" them they mind your own beezwax, no?
                    But we want to help everyone!

                    Idk, just my opinion but I think people can have different views and things and live peacfully. Lets share the planet! After all we are a pretty rare commodity in the universe.
                    I'll agree with you there. We are, after all, God's unique creation.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by ZombycZar View Post
                      I am not just here trying to talk you out of anything or for laughs, I would like to have an actual discussion about these things. Your response is typical for ppl who share your view, nothing to add and tell me im gonna burn in hell. There is never and reasoning or analysis from you guys. Its always "this is what the good book says" (which is still merely the interpretation of the reader). I am truly here to try to understand why you guys have these hugely skewed views. I am on neither side, simply view myself as an observer and I have to say that as far as watching the whole religious vs non religious argumwnts go, the non religious people are usually less radical, more open to other peoples opinions and points of view. While the religious people who claim to have morals and know the "true path" in life seem to come off as undereducated sheep.
                      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Hey buddy, I read your amazing guide and I want to suggest an amazing thing you should try. Find your nearest 8 story building, and jump offf of it!

                        After all, gravity is just a theory.

                        piffle your [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR], goodbye ;^;.
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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          Originally posted by Incendus View Post
                          Hey buddy, I read your amazing guide and I want to suggest an amazing thing you should try. Find your nearest 8 story building, and jump offf of it!

                          After all, gravity is just a theory.

                          piffle your [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR], goodbye ;^;.
                          I'm sorry you're leaving so soon. We might have become friends.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                            How many times do you have to be dropped on your head the be this ***potty language removed by moderator*** dumb. If you want to be so close-minded that you would deny everything that science has invented for use then please as my compatriot said "Go jump off a 8 story building because gravity is just a theory"

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              I'm sorry you're leaving so soon. We might have become friends.

                              I actually do have a lot of time on my hands. Currently I have had an entire week of snow days with 4 days of snow day ahead. Enough time on my hands to type a very heated response to you.

                              We could never become friends, I mean seriously I would rather be burning in a stereotypical flaming wonderland than even casually associate with you. By your tags, you are Pro-Life, A Real American (no true Scotsman fallacy included), a true republican, most obedient (that is seriously fucked up), heaven bound, a true christian lady, and a prayer warrior.

                              I, on the other hand am a devout Pastafarian, 14 years of age, male, and pansexual (a description you probably despise and didn't even know existed). I enjoying playing extremely occult and violent games (the binding of Isaac rebirth, team fortress 2 and crypt of the necromancer). I am strongly against Christianity (especially the more idiotic incarnations). I despise this site and I'll be happy when I am banned for being different. I am exactly what this forum despises and proud to be that way. And I will be proud to bash the ever loving crud out of every one of your arguements and beliefs.

                              And to you, I am probably a poor child possessed by Satan to wreak havoc on your ideas.

                              I am also very aware of how effed up this forum is

                              but this is a nice twist, seriously
                              blinky with an axe?
                              ah, there it is

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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by Incendus View Post
                                We could never become friends
                                Well that's too bad. We might have learned from each other. You might have learned what it means to be Saved by Christ, to know true forgiveness and perfect charity. I might have learned why you're so angry and frustrated.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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