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  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

    Thanks for clearing that up. but you didnt answer, is 70 million a big number? or am i allowed to believe in it?

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    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

      Originally posted by Robert A. Adams View Post
      Thanks for clearing that up. but you didnt answer, is 70 million a big number? or am i allowed to believe in it?
      Since I can read that amount on some of our bank statements, I believe in it...but I can't actually grasp that number in my mind. Humans should probably stay with numbers they can actually count or that are mentioned in the Bible. Personally, I believe GOD gives us all we can handle and so far we are good with $70 million plus our tax-free investments.
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

        so you do suffer from one or more of the seven deadly sins. namely greed? because as far as i'm concerned i donate my surplus. but i dont know thats just one of those things i do. I take only what i need and give the rest to those who also need. in fact i sense a bit of pride in there also. I'm not sure though that could just be me. and heaven forbid anyone posting on this thread suffer from wrath. I mean in my personal life i wouldnt get the urge to attack anyone for thier sexual preferences, but maybe i'm wrong in that. I hope someone here can clearify all this for me!

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        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

          Originally posted by Robert A. Adams View Post
          so you do suffer from one or more of the seven deadly sins. namely greed? because as far as i'm concerned i donate my surplus. but i dont know thats just one of those things i do. I take only what i need and give the rest to those who also need. in fact i sense a bit of pride in there also. I'm not sure though that could just be me. and heaven forbid anyone posting on this thread suffer from wrath. I mean in my personal life i wouldnt get the urge to attack anyone for thier sexual preferences, but maybe i'm wrong in that. I hope someone here can clearify all this for me!
          GREED?!?!?!? Absolutely not! I am a Pastor. We are sworn to poverty. Any money the church makes is put right back into the community to help the poor and save souls. I check the books because one has to oversee the JOO lawyers and accountants; but it isn't my money. I can barely afford fruitcakes to give away at Christmas!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

            you had me worried for a second there. Thank goodness you aren't greedy. but really i mean the whole wrath thing still isnt clear to me. oh and the pride thing. explainations?

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            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

              Originally posted by Robert A. Adams View Post
              you had me worried for a second there. Thank goodness you aren't greedy. but really i mean the whole wrath thing still isnt clear to me. oh and the pride thing. explainations?
              Not tonight. I have a sermon in the morning. But have no fear, there are at least ten other pastors assigned to this. For the junior ones it is a learning experience and a trial of patience. For the older ones it is merely paying the love of JESUS forward.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                Originally posted by Robert A. Adams View Post
                so you do suffer from one or more of the seven deadly sins. namely greed? because as far as i'm concerned i donate my surplus. but i dont know thats just one of those things i do. I take only what i need and give the rest to those who also need. in fact i sense a bit of pride in there also. I'm not sure though that could just be me. and heaven forbid anyone posting on this thread suffer from wrath. I mean in my personal life i wouldnt get the urge to attack anyone for thier sexual preferences, but maybe i'm wrong in that. I hope someone here can clearify all this for me!
                I'm not sure what your question is actually. Your grammar, spelling and punctuation are horrible. You type like a child. Are you trying to proclaim communism as the best system? Endorsing wealth redistribution? That's what it sounds like...

                We follow the guidelines in the Holy Bible, friend. God commands that everyone give a minimum of 10% of their GROSS income to Him in order to carry out His work. Bibles don't grow on trees, they cost money. Likewise jet fuel. God doesn't say "to each according to his needs, from each according to his ability." We are commanded to give with joy in our hearts, friend!

                As for all that sex talk, I'd rather you did the decent thing and keep that private. God says that queers are "an abomination" and that's all that needs to be said on the subject in public.

                There is also a handy "search" function on this Godly forum that is available even to unsaved trash such as yourself. You might find that your questions have already been answered in detail elsewhere.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                  In the post below by Pastor Ezekial claiming proof god exists, the video clearly states god sent the light early from the galaxies far away, that's why we can see them in 6000years not billions. So which one is it Paster Ezekial? Is Jesus really speaking through him or is your video proof wrong?

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                  • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                    Yet again, my question is ignored. I really would like to know how you all do not suffer from pride. This whole forum is a collaboration of pastors basically telling the rest of the uses that they are superior because of their beliefs. I am not criticizing, so I would appreciate it if i was not met with hostility, I simply want some clearification.

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                    • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                      Originally posted by Robert A. Adams View Post
                      Yet again, my question is ignored. I really would like to know how you all do not suffer from pride. This whole forum is a collaboration of pastors basically telling the rest of the uses that they are superior because of their beliefs. I am not criticizing, so I would appreciate it if i was not met with hostility, I simply want some clearification.
                      Pastors are all very humble people, but we do represent GOD on earth, so we are required to exert a bit of authority to keep the Saved(tm) in the fold and away from SATAN'S grip. How can you call that pride? We didn't write the Bible; we merely read it. GOD'S WORD is not prideful. It's POWERFUL!
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                        Originally posted by Robert A. Adams View Post
                        Yet again, my question is ignored. I really would like to know how you all do not suffer from pride. This whole forum is a collaboration of pastors basically telling the rest of the uses that they are superior because of their beliefs. I am not criticizing, so I would appreciate it if i was not met with hostility, I simply want some clearification.
                        Friend,

                        The issue is not so much was we are right as everyone else is wrong. We just set up this forum to help everyone else understand why they are wrong and bound for Hell if they don't change their ways.

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                        • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                          Thanks thats all I needed to know.

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                          • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

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                            • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                              oh dear.
                              everyone really seems to have got a bit worked up.
                              heres the truth of the matter

                              no-one denies anyone their faith

                              you believe that God created the world in seven days

                              i dont

                              other people believe in other things


                              who are we to take that away from them

                              but people get belief mixed up with fact, and when these people wrap up their belief in pseudo-science, this is the point when you get to say, 'your wrong'


                              your wrong.

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                              • Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy

                                Originally posted by JACKKKOFF View Post
                                your wrong.
                                For some reason, I'm not worried yet.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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