[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

It's called a joke. Honestly, you guys are too serious.

Not being burned to a crisp while being anally raped by demons is a serious business.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Seems to me Sarah was fond of laughing at jokes.

Genesis 18:12 Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also?

Exactly how funny is making a man have sex with her when she is too old to bear children? Especially after her relative teenage years were full of wanton whoredom?

Maybe I just have a different definition of funny to the kids these days

My life is Christ's!
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[andyrobert_smith]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Yes look what happened to Sarah shortly after she laughed within herself....

Genesis 21:1
And the LORD visited Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah as he had spoken.

[WishingToRepent]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Excuse me, I do not wish to be taking sides in this argument, but being taught at a public school, the spherical earth theory is prevalent. But if the theory of "Gravity" is correct, then why do we not just fall into the sun? If this atheist mumbo jumbo is supposed to be believed, then at least make it seem real.

In Jesus's Holy name

WTR

[WishingToRepent]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Oh and although I do hate the fags and terrorists that are the Muslims, I find it slightly off that u would have an emoticon depicting them being blown up, and be calling them mooslimes, just an opinion. They do deserve to die for 9:11 though. still looks cool.

In jesus's holy name

WTR

[Bob4God]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Oh and although I do hate the fags and terrorists that are the Muslims, I find it slightly off that u would have an emoticon depicting them being blown up, and be calling them mooslimes, just an opinion. They do deserve to die for 9:11 though. still looks cool.

In jesus's holy name

WTR

I don't recall anybody asking for your opinion.

Why don't you go back to your own introduction thread and address the questions that have been asked of you there.

[jesseblachowski]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to c
hange that.


1)





Jump!
Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?

If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.


2) Blow!
Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.


3) Get High!
Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.


These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you're skeptical of the flat Earth, why don't you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes.

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Jim Osborne

There are millions of facts that prove the earth is round. Like flying arount the world, if you look out at the ocean, you can see the curve, and when you jump in the air you move with the earth.

Think of it as driving in a car. You throw a ball out the window of a car going 60 and it follows the car till it hits the ground. It doesnt shoot behind you at 60mph like your theory suggest... Dumb ass

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

There are millions of facts that prove the earth is round. Like flying arount the world, if you look out at the ocean, you can see the curve, and when you jump in the air you move with the earth.

Think of it as driving in a car. You throw a ball out the window of a car going 60 and it follows the car till it hits the ground. It doesnt shoot behind you at 60mph like your theory suggest... Dumb ass

Again why so angry?

We're being massively patient with you in your quest to finally realise that we are right and you are wrong simply because we are in step with God's word.

You're not the first angry kid who has this reaction when faced with the reality of God's word being at first sight hopelessly out of step with what you intuitively feel to be true and have been brainwashed into thinking is true by God-hating teachers and scientists. Of course it appears that God is mistaken from your warped viewpoint but then we are faced with the horrible truth!

If God could be mistaken about such a simple thing as the shape of the Earth He made and the nature of the sky itself then perhaps He was also mistaken about everything else like whether Jesus was His son and rose from the dead and so on. Perhaps the whole Bible is made up.

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

That's just so far fetched it's ridiculous! Now do you see?

[lilfaggy]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

There are millions of facts that prove the earth is round. Like flying arount the world, if you look out at the ocean, you can see the curve, and when you jump in the air you move with the earth.

Think of it as driving in a car. You throw a ball out the window of a car going 60 and it follows the car till it hits the ground. It doesnt shoot behind you at 60mph like your theory suggest... Dumb ass

I don't suggest trying to contradict these idiotic religious people.

They are just being like stubborn children... I've been barking up that tree for awhile. Now I'm just in it for the trolling.

[jesseblachowski]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

I don't suggest trying to contradict these idiotic religious people.

They are just being like stubborn children... I've been barking up that tree for awhile. Now I'm just in it for the trolling.

Its extremely interesting haha.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

I don't suggest trying to contradict these idiotic religious people.

They are just being like stubborn children... I've been barking up that tree for awhile. Now I'm just in it for the trolling.

Matthew 18:4
Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven.

Mark 10:15
Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein.



Glory!

Jack

[jake4a4]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Since I really don't want to bother with answering to you, I'll just show you some links.

1. http://askville.amazon.com/Earth-tur...estId=60925944

2. Obviously, gravity keeps us on the earth. If you're smart enough to read science then you should be able to understand how gravity works with this link: http://science.howstuffworks.com/env...uestion232.htm

3. Think of it like this. If you have a big circle, and are really close, you won't be able to see too much. But if you are higher up, you'll be able to see more. That's why no matter how high up you are, you can't see the entire earth. The link at the bottom (number 4 i think) helps explain this.

Here's an article to help you guys http://www.smarterthanthat.com/astro...h-is-not-flat/

[MisterM]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

*** satanic links removed ***

Why don't you try to explain in your own words or better - why don't you prove it by yourself? You are just believing blindly what others have written in a book/web page. Isn't that quite stupid?

YiC, M

[CreationistRoger]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

Since I really don't want to bother with answering to you, I'll just show you some links.

1. http://askville.amazon.com/Earth-tur...estId=60925944

2. Obviously, gravity keeps us on the earth. If you're smart enough to read science then you should be able to understand how gravity works with this link: http://science.howstuffworks.com/env...uestion232.htm

3. Think of it like this. If you have a big circle, and are really close, you won't be able to see too much. But if you are higher up, you'll be able to see more. That's why no matter how high up you are, you can't see the entire earth. The link at the bottom (number 4 i think) helps explain this.

Here's an article to help you guys http://www.smarterthanthat.com/astro...h-is-not-flat/

anybody can google propaganda, are you really going to argue the word of God by citing un-peer reviewed sources that you came across on the internet? How about reading your skeptic high school text books (you know, the ones that source a bearded heretic who rode around on a boat his whole life and claimed we came from jigaboo resembling neanderthals), and then comparing and contrasting it to the true infallible word of God (KJV of course, other versions are irrelevant and dangerous).

Revelations 7:1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

What do you think 4 corners mean? If you want to sit here and argue that a round circle has 4 specific corners, please be my guest. I need a good laugh anyways! If not, then cut out the middleman and bow down to your Maker. You can either continue to cite your unreliable google.com mamby pamby sources, or recant immediately and find truth/meaning/hope/reason. I don't understand why anybody would want to become sauteed with hellfire for eternity, but to which his own right?

-Yours in Christ, Roger.

[SgtHop]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that.


1) Jump!
Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?

If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.


2) Blow!
Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.


3) Get High!
Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.


These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you're skeptical of the flat Earth, why don't you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes.

Yours in Christ,

Rev. Jim Osborne

When I read this, I thought it was a joke. Then I read some of the thread, and very quickly realized that you were serious. It was at this time that I was sad for the human race.