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  • #9286
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    Dear Sphere,

    You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

    Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
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    Hi and welcome to our friendly forums! I know you're just as happy as I am to talk about Jesus and all He's done for you lately, but we do have a few ground rules here. While participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Respect includes, but is not limited to, refraining from debate, mockery, ridicule, implying they should shut up with a reference to a quaint but impossible self-copulation position, or any commentary intended to pull people away from their faith. Failure to abide by these guidelines may suspend or terminate your posting privileges.


    What makes any of you better than me?

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    • #9287
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by Sphere View Post
      Hope you all have a lovely day.
      Of course.
      We don't have any bad days as God is on our side.

      Originally posted by Sphere View Post
      What makes any of you better than me?
      We are Christians, you are not.

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      • #9288
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        Originally posted by Sphere View Post
        Dear Sphere,

        You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

        Reason: Insulting Landover and/or TCs
        -------
        Hi and welcome to our friendly forums! I know you're just as happy as I am to talk about Jesus and all He's done for you lately, but we do have a few ground rules here. While participating on our forums, you are expected to be respectful to your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Respect includes, but is not limited to, refraining from debate, mockery, ridicule, implying they should shut up with a reference to a quaint but impossible self-copulation position, or any commentary intended to pull people away from their faith. Failure to abide by these guidelines may suspend or terminate your posting privileges.


        What makes any of you better than me?

        Redeemed Papist is a True Christian™ man, a former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©. As such, he is a "new creature in Christ."

        Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
        2 Corinthians 5:17


        By accepting Christ into his life, Redeemed Papist became a living vessel of Christ.

        I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me.
        Galatians 2:20


        Surely you are not deluded enough to believe you are better than Christ Himself?

        You might find it easier to remember it like this:


        God/Jesus/Holy Spirit
        True Christian™ Pastors
        True Christian™ Men <---- The Esteemed, Redeemed Papist
        True Christian™ Women
        Forum Members Men
        Forum Members Women
        Dogs
        Fleas
        Dust Mites
        Scientologists
        Scum o' The Earth <--- You
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #9289
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          Pope benedict:
          The Pope made a speech yesterday saying pedophilia is normal. It may be normal to a human Devil like the Pope and his rotten priests, but what about the child’s trauma? Sometimes child sex abuse effects a person for their whole life.

          Hes christian isnt he?

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          • #9290
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            Originally posted by Sphere View Post
            Pope benedict:
            The Pope made a speech yesterday saying pedophilia is normal. It may be normal to a human Devil like the Pope and his rotten priests, but what about the child’s trauma? Sometimes child sex abuse effects a person for their whole life.

            Hes christian isnt he?
            No, dear. The pope is a pedophile, thief, and the biggest mobster in all of Italy. And he wears a funny hat, dress, and red, Prado shoes.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #9291
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Originally posted by Sphere View Post
              Pope benedict:
              The Pope made a speech yesterday saying pedophilia is normal. It may be normal to a human Devil like the Pope and his rotten priests, but what about the child’s trauma? Sometimes child sex abuse effects a person for their whole life.

              Hes christian isnt he?
              The pope is not a Christian. He is a Catholic.

              I thought everyone knew that.

              Thank you.

              Rusty

              P.S. The pope lives at the Vatican. That is a dead giveaway.
              Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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              • #9292
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                No wonder this Sphere guy is angry if he thinks we're Catholics. I'd be angry if I thought someone was a Catholic.

                So now we've cleared that misunderstanding up what's your beef with God, friend? Why don't you love Him for offering you a simple way to not be burned forever?
                sigpic
                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #9293
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Trust me I'm not trying to flame you or anything of that sort. But I guess if you have a question it's always right to ask. Is the moon flat to? Or is it only us
                  Rom.1:26-27
                  For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                  • #9294
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    God/Jesus/Holy Spirit
                    Normal person < <--- Me
                    True Christian™ Pastors
                    True Christian™ Men
                    True Christian™ Women
                    Forum Members Men
                    Forum Members Women
                    Dogs
                    Fleas
                    Dust Mites
                    Scientologists
                    Benifit theives
                    Scum o' The Earth
                    <---- You
                    Edited for you

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                    • #9295
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                      Trust me I'm not trying to flame you or anything of that sort. But I guess if you have a question it's always right to ask. Is the moon flat to? Or is it only us
                      I'm not flat. I'm quite three-dimensional. Please introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it.

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #9296
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                        Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                        Trust me I'm not trying to flame you or anything of that sort. But I guess if you have a question it's always right to ask. Is the moon flat to? Or is it only us
                        Is the moon flat to what? Are you trying to say the moon is flat to some people and round to other people?

                        Does it look spherical to you? It seems pretty circular and flat to me and you never see any other side than the one facing us. It's not like it goes edge on.
                        sigpic
                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment

                        • #9297
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          q] Whats the difference between me and God?















                          a] God doesnt think he`s me

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                          • #9298
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            Originally posted by Sphere View Post
                            q] Whats the difference between me and God?















                            a] God doesnt think he`s me
                            That is quite obvious. God is God and He knows. So, what's the point again? Do you think you are you, or do you think you are God?

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                            • #9299
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              Is the moon flat to what? Are you trying to say the moon is flat to some people and round to other people?

                              Does it look spherical to you? It seems pretty circular and flat to me and you never see any other side than the one facing us. It's not like it goes edge on.
                              No I'm trying to understand if the world is flat then what is the moon
                              Rom.1:26-27
                              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                              • #9300
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                                Originally posted by Onthedo View Post
                                No I'm trying to understand if the world is flat then what is the moon
                                It's the lesser light to rule the night.

                                Genesis 1:16 "And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also."

                                FIRST PAGE OF THE BIBLE.

                                Start here.

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