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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #1126
    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    The edge of the Earth is way too cold for that.
    Don't I know it!

    Common Man:
    Also, way too dangerous to get close, the vortices's can suck you over the edge.
    Try this experiment. Get in a canoe and paddle close to just the edge of Niagara Falls. Let me know how you make out. Then imagine falls 100,000,000 time more vicious.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Titus Templeton
      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
      Jesus macht frei
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 5912

      #1127
      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

      Originally posted by A common man View Post
      How many of you have travelled to the edges of the Earth and checked it out?


      Those of you who haven't, wouldn't it be cool to go there on a mini-holiday? It must look amazing.
      I was there. And it is a great exprience!
      Since that i laugh about everyone denies that the earth is flat.
      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
      -Holocaust Jokes
      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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      • roz707
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2010
        • 8

        #1128
        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Why on earth would anyone assume that it isn't true?


        It's the LITERAL word of God ffs!
        I could write a book that claims there is a magic toaster in another galaxy that controls everything that happens in this world. I have just as much evidence to proclaim that this is true as you fools do to proclaim that God is true. The fact of the matter is, religion and the Bible is a crock of shit. We are born, we live, and then we die. There is nothing that. No heaven. No hell. Just nothing. I for one am glad that I truly believe that, because it means that I am not one of the ignorant masses, and I will go to my death knowing that I believed in and trusted humanity, and not what was written down in some random book so many millenia ago.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78553

          #1129
          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

          Originally posted by roz707 View Post
          I could write a book that claims there is a magic toaster in another galaxy that controls everything that happens in this world. I have just as much evidence to proclaim that this is true as you fools do to proclaim that God is true. The fact of the matter is, religion and the Bible is a crock of shit. We are born, we live, and then we die. There is nothing that. No heaven. No hell. Just nothing. I for one am glad that I truly believe that, because it means that I am not one of the ignorant masses, and I will go to my death knowing that I believed in and trusted humanity, and not what was written down in some random book so many millenia ago.
          Dear Godmocking Maggot;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • roz707
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2010
            • 8

            #1130
            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Dear Godmocking Maggot;

            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            I am retarded

            Comdemn me all you want, "pastor". In the end, you are but a hate-mongering, ingnorant, little man, who holds no dominion over me.

            God is dead. Long live the human being.

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            • Phebe Carlyle
              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #1131
              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

              Originally posted by roz707 View Post
              I could write a book that claims there is a magic toaster in another galaxy that controls everything that happens in this world. I have just as much evidence to proclaim that this is true as you fools do to proclaim that God is true. The fact of the matter is, religion and the Bible is a crock of shit. We are born, we live, and then we die. There is nothing that. No heaven. No hell. Just nothing. I for one am glad that I truly believe that, because it means that I am not one of the ignorant masses, and I will go to my death knowing that I believed in and trusted humanity, and not what was written down in some random book so many millenia ago.
              Obivously you are not as THINKING as you profess to be, but rather, caught up in secular taughtology.

              You are too a hypocrite. I have no doubt you believe secular science BOOKS as some sort of truth, merely by what you read in them. I doubt if you have ever been personal witness to their experiments and such to KNOW anything. The difference is too, these science books only deal with the things that God provided IN THE FIRST PLACE and then they try to give you an "explanation" which is palatable to you as you are choosing NOT to believe in God. Again, secular science is nothing more than theory, but you still buy it hook line and sinker, just as satan wants you too.

              I would trust in a book written by God over the "oh this is the way satan explains it" science books any day.

              It is your fear of acknowledging THE TRUTH that makes you so angry.

              I will pray for you

              YIC

              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #1132
                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                Originally posted by roz707 View Post
                I am retarded

                Comdemn me all you want, "pastor". In the end, you are but a hate-mongering, ingnorant, little man, who holds no dominion over me.

                God is dead. Long live the human being.
                You condemn yourself with your own words. You are the one who will have to appear before Jesus come Judgment Day on bended knee and explain yourself to Him. Personally, I can't WAIT for Jesus to get His hands on you.

                Mark 9:43-48
                ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • GranddaddyPurp
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 5

                  #1133
                  Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                  Is this a real message board? With real live people?

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #1134
                    Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                    Originally posted by GranddaddyPurp View Post
                    Is this a real message board? With real live people?
                    What do you think. Of course we are real people. If it was not a real forum how did you manage to make an account.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Felicity
                      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4834

                      #1135
                      Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                      @GranddaddyPurp Of course we are real people!
                      I Jesus!

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                      • GranddaddyPurp
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 5

                        #1136
                        Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                        @GranddaddyPurp Of course we are real people!
                        Oh, okay. I just wasn't sure.

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                        • GranddaddyPurp
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 5

                          #1137
                          Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          What do you think. Of course we are real people. If it was not a real forum how did you manage to make an account.
                          Well, there are some sites on the internet that make mock forums. They appear to be real but are simply populated by false posts to make it appear to be real. So now you can see why I would ask such a crazy and reckless question.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #1138
                            Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                            Originally posted by GranddaddyPurp View Post
                            Well, there are some sites on the internet that make mock forums. They appear to be real but are simply populated by false posts to make it appear to be real. So now you can see why I would ask such a crazy and reckless question.
                            If they are all false posts then how could you make an account, it just does not make any sense.

                            At least you now know this is a real forum for True Christians.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22357

                              #1139
                              Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                              Originally posted by GranddaddyPurp View Post
                              Well, there are some sites on the internet that make mock forums. They appear to be real but are simply populated by false posts to make it appear to be real. So now you can see why I would ask such a crazy and reckless question.
                              Are you here to mock our forum?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • McGrath
                                Unsaved trash, cheese-eating surrendermonkey
                                • Sep 2010
                                • 38

                                #1140
                                Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by GranddaddyPurp View Post
                                Is this a real message board? With real live people?
                                I was asking myself this and still am.

                                I can't believe fairly young people spend a fair amount of their time here responding to heretics as they find them, and basically saying the same stuff over and over again as the arguments they get are, obviously, always quite the same.
                                That's how you end up with a hundred page discussion which started off with "experiments".

                                But the level of irony and sarcasm here is far too high for everyone to be serious!
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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