[Mitchell]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You guys are hilarious. This website is so troll-friendly it is actually ridiculous. I am a devout Irish Christian. I go to church once a week. Unlike you guys, I am not a complete wackjob freak. I am not gay, I am not a terrorist, I am not a sinner, unlike you bunch of racists. James 2:4 describes those who discriminate as “judges with evil thoughts.” The earth is not flat, it is a sphere. America is not God's chosen land. It had not even been formed at the time of Jesus. Get your facts right guys, you are making us Christians look like absolute idiots.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You guys are hilarious. This website is so troll-friendly it is actually ridiculous. I am a devout Irish Christian. I go to church once a week. Unlike you guys, I am not a complete wackjob freak. I am not gay, I am not a terrorist, I am not a sinner, unlike you bunch of racists. James 2:4 describes those who discriminate as “judges with evil thoughts.” The earth is not flat, it is a sphere. America is not God's chosen land. It had not even been formed at the time of Jesus. Get your facts right guys, you are making us Christians look like absolute idiots.

Can you back up your outlandish claims with scripture? Everything we state is 100% confirmed by the word of God!

[GOD=life]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I am a devout Irish Christian. I go to church ONLY once a week.

That doesn't sound very devout to me. Or perhaps you mean by booze-induced irish standards?

Unlike you guys, I am not a complete wackjob freak.

No, you're a judgmental intolerant freak who signs up to Christian forums to persecute actual Christians because they follow the Bible exactly as God commanded them to! You are the kind of "person" who would chant for the murder of Jesus Christ because he's a "wackjob" for saying that people who don't accept him as the Savior will go to Hell.

I am not gay, I am not a terrorist, I am not a sinner, ...

Uhm, aren't you protesting a little too much? You're acting as though everyone knows who you are. We don't. You're a nobody, sorry.

unlike you bunch of racists

Only a wackjob can make a connection between a discussion about the shape of the earth and racism.

James 2:4 describes those who discriminate as “judges with evil thoughts.”

Oh really? How about we actually look at the Scripture:

1My brethren, have not the faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with respect of persons.
2For if there come unto your assembly a man with a gold ring, in goodly apparel, and there come in also a poor man in vile raiment;
3And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:
4Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?

Hey, isn't that odd: it says that we are judges of evil thoughts IF we respect the person with gay clothing! This whole passage is about not discriminating on the basis of financial wealth and clothing! It says absolutely nothing about races or genders.

That's what we call "twisting Scripture". Let's continue:

5Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not God chosen the poor of this world rich in faith, and heirs of the kingdom which he hath promised to them that love him?
6But ye have despised the poor. Do not rich men oppress you, and draw you before the judgment seats?
7Do not they blaspheme that worthy name by the which ye are called?
8If ye fulfil the royal law according to the scripture, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye do well:
9But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.

Okay, sounds reasonable. But here it comes, wait for it, wait for it.......


10For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
11For he that said, Do not commit adultery, said also, Do not kill. Now if thou commit no adultery, yet if thou kill, thou art become a transgressor of the law.


Hey, that sounds a LOT like God INSISTING in no uncertain terms that cherry-picking is condemned to the highest degree. Hey, isn't that what we TRUE Christians have been saying all along? That God wants us to follow the entire Bible? Wow, now WHERE could we get that idea, eh?

Oh, and before you start ranting, this particular verse follows the verse that YOU picked. If you read the parts of the Bible that your "church" didn't censor, you will find many more such verses.

Get your facts right guys, you are making us Christians look like absolute idiots.

You're right, we are making false Christians like you look like idiots, but that's only because you a) actually are an idiot and b) you are not a Christian.

I will pray for you.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You guys are hilarious. This website is so troll-friendly it is actually ridiculous. I am a devout Irish Christian.

A kid-on catlick then eh?

I go to church once a week.

Really...oooohh...you are so devout....try at the very least once a day sinner!

I am not gay, I am not a terrorist, I am not a sinner, unlike you bunch of racists.

What ever you say you mad, homersexshule bomber.

[loveforchrist]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You guys are hilarious. This website is so troll-friendly it is actually ridiculous. I am a devout Irish Christian. I go to church once a week. Unlike you guys, I am not a complete wackjob freak. I am not gay, I am not a terrorist, I am not a sinner, unlike you bunch of racists. James 2:4 describes those who discriminate as “judges with evil thoughts.” The earth is not flat, it is a sphere. America is not God's chosen land. It had not even been formed at the time of Jesus. Get your facts right guys, you are making us Christians look like absolute idiots.

This quote does not prove anything. IT just proves that YOU are a gay atheist monkey worshiping terrorist. You are probably best friends with Obama too...

And don't you judge me just because I hate most people! It is what God COMMANDED.

Here are quotes from the bible that command us to be hateful and violent.

Psalm 139:21–22

Numbers 31:17-18

Joshua 10:28-32

2 Kings 2:23-24

Exodus 32:27

I rest my case.

Mitcho, if I recall, you have posted ZERO bible verses to fund your argument.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You guys are hilarious. This website is so troll-friendly it is actually ridiculous. I am a devout Irish Christian. I go to church once a week. Unlike you guys, I am not a complete wackjob freak. I am not gay, I am not a terrorist, I am not a sinner, unlike you bunch of racists. James 2:4 describes those who discriminate as “judges with evil thoughts.” The earth is not flat, it is a sphere. America is not God's chosen land. It had not even been formed at the time of Jesus. Get your facts right guys, you are making us Christians look like absolute idiots.

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[Kowboy]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I need some help in my Astronomy class I'm taking at the local community college. The heathen Copernician/Darwinian professor wants us to parrot his six proofs the earth rotates:

1. Satellites in low earth orbits change position relative to the earth's surface on each pass because the satellite maintains its original path while the earth rotates beneath it.

2. That dang Focault pendulum which, according to the Devil, keeps a fixed direction in space, but the earth rotates beneath it.

3. The oblate spheroid shape of the earth, which is 27 miles less north to south pole than at the equator.

4. Objects really do fall to the East, it's just really hard to measure 'em.

5. The moon approaches us at 600 MPH and recedes at the same rate.

6. All weather formations are rotating - Coriolis forces.

Three proofs the earth revolves around the sun:

1. Stellar parralax - stars make litte loops (again, you've just gotta measure reaaaaal careful).

2. Abberation of starlight - Astronomers must change telescope tilt to compensate for earth's orbit around the sun.

3. Certain stars approach and recede six months later.

I need to refute each and every one of Satan's allegations and I can't do it alone. There's a whole class room full of young folks goin' straight to hell if I can't disprove this nonsense by Tuesday morning.

Thanks,

Kowboy

[James Hutchins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I need some help ............I need to refute each and every one of Satan's allegations and I can't do it alone. There's a whole class room full of young folks goin' straight to hell if I can't disprove this nonsense by Tuesday morning.

Thanks,

Kowboy

Ask the professor to back up his wild assertations with Biblcal proof via scripture from the KJV1611 Bible.

[Brother Alex]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I need some help in my Astronomy class I'm taking at the local community college. The heathen Copernician/Darwinian professor wants us to parrot his six proofs the earth rotates:

No problem. In the Holy Bible KJV1611 it says:

1 Chronicles 16:30 Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved.

1. Satellites in low earth orbits change position relative to the earth's surface on each pass because the satellite maintains its original path while the earth rotates beneath it.

There is no real proof for the actual existence of satellites, no more than if I told you there was a flying teapot revolving around the earth's orbit.

2. That dang Focault pendulum which, according to the Devil, keeps a fixed direction in space, but the earth rotates beneath it.

The Focault pendulum does not prove anything. I could create a device that's capable of demonstrating any stupid scientific theory there is, but it would never prove a damn thing.

3. The oblate spheroid shape of the earth, which is 27 miles less north to south pole than at the equator.

The earth is not a sphere. That has already been proven by the means of Biblical research.

Isaiah 40:22 It is he that sitteth upon the circle of the earth, and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers; that stretcheth out the heavens as a curtain, and spreadeth them out as a tent to dwell in:

4. Objects really do fall to the East, it's just really hard to measure 'em.

5. The moon approaches us at 600 MPH and recedes at the same rate.

6. All weather formations are rotating - Coriolis forces.

So? What is that all supposed to prove?

Three proofs the earth revolves around the sun:

1. Stellar parralax - stars make litte loops (again, you've just gotta measure reaaaaal careful).

2. Abberation of starlight - Astronomers must change telescope tilt to compensate for earth's orbit around the sun.

3. Certain stars approach and recede six months later.

I need to refute each and every one of Satan's allegations and I can't do it alone. There's a whole class room full of young folks goin' straight to hell if I can't disprove this nonsense by Tuesday morning.

Thanks,

Kowboy

This can all be refuted with a single Bible quote:

Joshua 10:12 Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.

As you can see, the Lord made the sun stand still. This means that prior to the Lord's command the sun was moving/revolving around the earth.

I hope this answers your questions.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I need some help in my Astronomy class I'm taking at the local community college.
I need to refute each and every one of Satan's allegations and I can't do it alone. There's a whole class room full of young folks goin' straight to hell if I can't disprove this nonsense by Tuesday morning.

Thanks,

Kowboy

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[mitcho]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

How dare you refer to youself as 'better' simply because you think you are a better christian. I can assure you, you are not. Doesn't the bible teach that everyone has fallen short and that noone is better? What makes you think he is any less of a christian, his title on a forum? or maybe that fact that he 'wasted God's precious bandwidth'?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

How dare you refer to youself as 'better' simply because you think you are a better christian. I can assure you, you are not. Doesn't the bible teach that everyone has fallen short and that noone is better? What makes you think he is any less of a christian, his title on a forum? or maybe that fact that he 'wasted God's precious bandwidth'?

We don't "think" we are better Christians we know we are better Christians! We True Christians(tm) follow the Holy Bible for 100%. It's impossible to be a better Christian than we are.

[mitcho]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

It is that attitude that makes me doubt that you are christians at all. The idea of being a christian is realising that you are a sinner, which you are. You are no less of a sinner than any pagan or athiest out there. You were born a sinner and will die a sinner. You are saved by God's grave alone, not by anything you have done or every will do.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

It is that attitude that makes me doubt that you are christians at all. The idea of being a christian is realising that you are a sinner, which you are. You are no less of a sinner than any pagan or athiest out there. You were born a sinner and will die a sinner. You are saved by God's grave alone, not by anything you have done or every will do.

Don't be ridiculous, we do not sin, we have been washed in the blood of Jesus. Don't you read the Bible?. Jesus is not dead, God is not dead so how can they have a grave?
Are you saying that as Christians we are somehow not judged by our works as well as our faith? Do you even know what a Bible looks like?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

You are saved by God's grave alone, not by anything you have done or every will do.

I admit to being a sinner. But Salvation is a reality. And I rejoice in that. Do you?

Oh. And I hate to nitpick, but do you mean that God is dead? I dearly hope not. That would be something of an unforgivable faux pas on your part.