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  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

    If you travel high enough the earth is actually round. Its just so big that...WAIT why am i even explaining this. This has got to be the most retarted thing ive ever heard.
    Ok you hate gay people
    Ok this group is predominantly white
    Ok you hate porn and sexuality
    BUT THE EARTH BEING FLAT? REALLY? WHO FELL OFF THE EARTH EVER? IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?
    Nigga, you just went full retard. Never go full retard.

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    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

      Originally posted by basedgodisgod View Post
      If you travel high enough the earth is actually round. Its just so big that...WAIT why am i even explaining this. This has got to be the most retarted thing ive ever heard.
      Ok you hate gay people
      Ok this group is predominantly white
      Ok you hate porn and sexuality
      BUT THE EARTH BEING FLAT? REALLY? WHO FELL OFF THE EARTH EVER? IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?
      Nigga, you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
      So you think the Bible is retarded. Ok. Fine. You aren't the first or biggest or baddest infidel who denies what is PLAINLY taught in Holy Scripture (see Matthew 4:8). You're a sorry objector and by no means the worst opponent Christianity has ever faced. Piss off.

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      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

        Originally posted by basedgodisgod View Post
        If you travel high enough the earth is actually round.
        please read the 478 other pages of this thread, the flat Earth has been proven again, and again, and again...and again.


        Its just so big that...WAIT why am i even explaining this.
        Because you think we are too stupid or narrow minded to understand the 'theories' by ourselves. So you, a community college dropout who took half a physics class, are trying to give us some insight.

        We get what the "scientists" are saying, we just know it is wrong.

        1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:


        Job 28:24 For he looketh to the ends of the earth, and seeth under the whole heaven;

        Psalm 19:4 Their line is gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of the world. In them hath he set a tabernacle for the sun,
        Psalm 19:5 Which is as a bridegroom coming out of his chamber, and rejoiceth as a strong man to run a race.


        This has got to be the most retarted thing ive ever heard.
        I only like fresh tarts, they're never as good the second day

        Ok you hate gay people
        This verse is pretty clear

        Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
        Ok this group is predominantly white
        I was not born white, but have achieved it by prayer, careful study of The Bible, and a little thing called God's Grace (it's actually quite huge)

        Ok you hate porn and sexuality
        1 Corinthians 6:18-20 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

        God doesn't want us to think with our dirty parts

        BUT THE EARTH BEING FLAT? REALLY? WHO FELL OFF THE EARTH EVER? IN THE HISTORY OF EVER?
        Not many people, but some of the Manasseh and the Ephraim must have.


        Deuteronomy 33:17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

        Nigga, you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
        Please do not promote racism on God's Favorite Forum™, and as a sub note, don't make references to unfunny movies either.

        I hope that you are coming around the right point of view. Everything that you need to know about the world and God and everything is in The Bible. Anything that is presented as fact out side Its Holy Covers is to be viewed with suspicion, as it is likely the work of satan.

        God Bless
        Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
        Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

          I just went to the edge of the Earth and jumped off. God intelligently pulled me back up. We had a good chat.
          2 Kings 18:27 (1611 King James Bible)
          But Rabshakeh sayd vnto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speake these wordes? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eate their owne doung, and drinke their owne pisse with you?

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          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

            I just went to the edge of the Earth and jumped off. God intelligently pulled me back up. We had a good chat.
            Well then that makes two of us...having a nice chat with God and Jesus about how retarded this website.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

              Originally posted by Kim Jong Un View Post
              Well then that makes two of us...having a nice chat with God and Jesus about how retarded this website.
              Why does following word of God annoy you so much?

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              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                Originally posted by Kim Jong Un View Post
                Well then that makes two of us...having a nice chat with God and Jesus about how retarded this website.
                Dear Godmocking Whore;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Dear Godmocking Whore;

                  Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                  Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Well then by your post I have proven my statement correctly, however I can be sure that if truly there is a place in the afterlife call hell. Then you're correct about Jesus laughing while watching us burn. That's right both of us. Well then, maybe then we would have the same opinion, until then cheers~
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Why does following word of God annoy you so much?
                    Why does believing what is proven in front of you,annoy you so much?
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                      Originally posted by Kim Jong Un View Post
                      Why does believing what is proven in front of you,annoy you so much?
                      Because it doesn't match what we know of reality from the Bible and because Jesus wants us to believe in what has not been proven in front of us. He wants us to believe without having seen evidence.

                      Jn 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.
                      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                      • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                        What are you talking about? The silly theory of gravity, debunked here, teaches that objects attract each other, and heavier objects pull stronger than lighter objects. The balloon test proves that gravity therefore is a lie, as well as that the earth can't possibly be a globe.
                        But the piece of paper is more strongly attracted towards the earth because its waaay heavier than the balloon. So it falls down right?

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                        • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          We know the Earth is flat because the Bible tells us so. But for those of you skeptical, close-minded types that flat out refuse to accept the overwhelming Biblical evidence, I have designed some experiments you can do at home that will show you, before your very eyes, that the world is indeed flat, and not spherical as some crazy scientists proclaim. It's amazing how many people blindly believe in a spherical Earth, without ever having seen it for themselves! I intend to change that.


                          1) Jump!

                          Now, scientists claim that Earth is spherical and rotating at a speed of between 700-1000 miles per hour, depending on your latitude. This is a very high rate of speed. You can disprove this nonsense by simply jumping up as high as you can. Really, it's that simple. What happens when you jump? You come straight down to where you were. But, if the Earth were indeed spinning at such a fast speed, wouldn't you land hundreds of feet away?
                          Easy. Assuming that earth is spinning, the surface beneath your ground is moving at 700-1000 mph along direction x. You yourself are standing on the surface and since you are not in motion relative to the surface, along direction x you are moving at the same speed. The initial position of the surface is given by [x0 y0 z0]. The trajectory of the earth surface in 3D-space for sufficiently small timeframes is described by the equation [x(t) y(t) z(t)]=[x0 y0 z0]+t*[vx vy vz]. The square brackets indicate a vector, for simplicity's sake we set the other components vz to 0. (Which is valid unless you experience some seismic activity like a volcano eruption which brings things up technically we are on a circular trajectory, but one turn takes 24 hours, a jump a second - negligible, unless you plan on staying in hair for several hours) We chose the coordinate system such that the x-basis vector is coaligned with your movement trajectory, so the vy becomes 0. the trajectory of the earth after the duration of the jump is now described [x(tau) y(tau) z(tau)]=[x0 y0 z0] +tau*[vx 0 0]=[x0+tau*vx y0 z0]. You jump is executed orthogonally to the movement trajectory of the earth - you jump up, not in the direction of the earth's movement, that's what you required earlier. Since upwards is z-wards in our coordinate system, your movement is described by [xyou(t) yyou(t) zyou(t)]=[xyou0 yyou0 zyou0]+t*[vxyou vyyou vzyou]. In the beginning, our movement is coaligned with the earth, so that expression reduces to [xyou(t) yyou(t) zyou(t)]=[xyou0 yyou0 zyou0]+t*[vx 0 0]. Now you jump. This jump is along z. After tau, you hit the ground again, which is at the same height, were you started (just jump upwards, you hit groundlevel again hsortly which is where you startd from)

                          Now after the jump your coordinates are [xyou0 yyou0 zyou0]+[tau*vx 0 0]= [xyou0+tau*vx yyou0 zyou0].

                          So after the jump, both the earth' position as well as your own one have shifted by tau*vx. Of course, in a fixed coordinate system, you would have moved a decent distance. However, since you move your frame of reference with the same speed, relatively speaking, you end up where you were before.

                          If you were to stand in the flat bed of a truck going 75 mph, and jump straight up, what would happen? You wouldn't fall straight down. You would fall out of the truck. That's because trucks move, the Earth doesn't. This experiment proves the Earth is fixed in space and doesn't move.
                          Try it on a very even street with your eyes boud. You won't be thrown out o the car, I guarantee you.

                          2) Blow!
                          Since if the Earth is supposedly a sphere, it naturally comes to assume what would happen to people below the equator, like in Australia? Since they are underneath the sphere, wouldn't they fall off? This is where scientists come up with mumbo-jumbo like "gravity" and "centrifugal force" to explain away their theories. So, the scientists want you to think that because the earth is so much more massive than people or things, that people will naturally "stick" to the bottom of the earth because of gravity.

                          This can be disproved very simply. Get a balloon and inflate it as big as possible. It will be a spherical shape. Now, take a piece of paper and try to rip, tear, or cut the tiniest speck of paper possible. This paper represents a human being, much smaller in mass to the balloon, which represents the Earth. Now try and place the small piece of paper to the underside of the balloon. What happens? It falls off!

                          That's right. Even though the balloon is so much bigger in mass, it cannot hold the tiny paper. So if the Earth was a sphere, no one could live below the equator because they would fall off.
                          Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch. The ballon is a very inappropriate example since mass determines the strength of gravitational force. If you blow up a balloon, you don't increase it's mass significantly. So you may as well do the experiment with a noninflated ballon.

                          Then, unfortunately, gravity isn't such a nice being that just stops somewhere. The paper is still subject to earth's gravity. Sure the ballon has a mass of, say a few grams. Earth has a mass of 6*10e21 t. Or more than a thousand trillion trillion tons. Thats roughly a trillion trillion trillion fold the weight of the balloon. Sure the piece of paper will fall down.

                          3) Get High!
                          Ok, this one you really can't do at home, but you can do it out in the world. Stand on the ground and look around you. What's the farthest you can see? Maybe it's a building, tree, or mountain. Now, find some place very close to it where you can get a much higher vantage point. (This also works if you're on a jet and about to take off.) Notice how in the higher place you can see much farther? You can see more of the world the higher you get. This shows the world is flat because the higher you go, the easier it is to see over obstacles. At the same time, it shows the world cannot be spherical. Because if the world was curved, the far distance would forever remain out of view because of the Earth's curvature. It would eternally be over the horizon.

                          If the Earth was a sphere, it would not matter how high you went, you would still see the same thing. Since this is not the case, the Earth is flat.


                          These experiments are all confirmed by creation scientists as being 100% accurate. If you're skeptical of the flat Earth, why don't you do these experiments so you can see truth with your own eyes.

                          Yours in Christ,

                          Rev. Jim Osborne
                          If you go high enough, meaning into space, you actually DO see that the earth is spherical. We have pictures of the whole thing, your goverment sent satellites up there to have a look.
                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                            The ideas you've raised have been addressed (and lovingly corrected) in the thread already. Please to back to the beginning and read until you understand.

                            Thank you.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

                              Originally posted by krunsch View Post
                              Assuming that
                              Your understanding of science is horribly horribly wrong. Scientists will get sick when they see you in action. If you use assumptions to prove things, you can prove absolutely anything.

                              E.g. assuming aliens from the planet Zork control our government would explain why they get nothing done.

                              So stop assuming and start reading the Holy Bible to get the actual facts!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

                                Originally posted by jakradi View Post
                                But the piece of paper is more strongly attracted towards the earth because its waaay heavier than the balloon. So it falls down right?
                                The weight of the papewr does not change friend. What does change is if the Words of Jesus are on that paper. Think about how desires can move mountains.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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