[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

There is a simple and easy experiment you can do to prove the Earth is flat.

Take a flat object and a round object, strong enough to support your weight. Stand on the flat object and see how you are able to hold perfectly steady, just like you are standing on the Earth. Then stand on the round object and see how unstable a surface it is to stand on. If the Earth was round, you would not be able to stand on it either.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Sister Phebe I agree some of those rides can make you sick. When I was younger I used to like going on the one that spins fast and makes you stick to the outer wall. If what spherical earther's say is true, then I would have been sucked into the centre instead of the outer wall.

Oh gosh, that is the ROTAR at Luna Park!! I remember that ride too! Yes you are right because we are not strapped down like on that ride day to day and if you weren't strapped down, you would certainly all fall into the middle.

That then is even more proof that the earth is FLAT because everyone doesn't live in Guam, in fact, I have never been there in my life.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

How many of you have travelled to the edges of the Earth and checked it out?


Those of you who haven't, wouldn't it be cool to go there on a mini-holiday? It must look amazing.

Sorry, but I'm dreadfully scared of heights.

I am retarded

Comdemn me all you want, "pastor". In the end, you are but a hate-mongering, ingnorant, little man, who holds no dominion over me.

Shows how much you know. Actually, Pastor Zeke is quite a tall and muscular man. Science loses again!

Is this a real message board? With real live people?

I'm pretty sure I'm not dead.

PS; I hate how your religion does not allow things like gays (I hate faggots too, but if they want to be gay, they can be... Just stay away from me.)

You're not very consistent, are you? Either you're for Jesus, or you're for sodomy. You can't sit on the fence, any more than you can love America without hating Muslims. So which are you? And why exactly do you hate queers?

[DeathToNonbelievers]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I'm going to probably get banned for this post, but I don't care.
You're a fucking idiot, and here's why.
1. If you jump up and down in a truck, you fall out because there's air flowing through there. It's not an air bubble. Tell me, if you jump up and down on a bus, ON THE FUCKING INSIDE, do you end up in the back? NO. Unlike the back of a truck the Earth has ITS OWN FUCKING ATMOSPHERE. THERE'S NOTHING TO FORCE YOU OUT OF ORBIT. CENTRIFUGAL FUCKING FORCE, DUMBASS.

2. This question really infuriated me. THE BALLOON'S FUCKING GRAVITY IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RELATIVE TO THE EARTH'S GRAVITY! THAT'S WHY YOUR RETARDED LITTLE MODEL DIDN'T WORK!

3. I cannot explain this last one properly, as you lack a high school diploma, but here goes. When you get to a higher altitude, your angle of vision stays the same, but the distance to the surface of the Earth from where you are does change. Therefore you are able to see more.
There's also another point to make. The world is SO FUCKING MASSIVE that the curvature of the Earth is completely unnoticeable. That is why retards like you would believe the Earth is flat, cause you've never flown around the world. I have. Unless at one side we just suddenly teleport to the other, then there is NO FUCKING WAY that the Earth is flat.

I will be a martyr for the cause of logic.
Long live Anonymous, long live legion, long live the /b/tards.

[Lisa H]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I'm going to probably get banned for this post, but I don't care.
You're a piffleing idiot, and here's why.
1. If you jump up and down in a truck, you fall out because there's air flowing through there. It's not an air bubble. Tell me, if you jump up and down on a bus, ON THE piffleING INSIDE, do you end up in the back? NO. Unlike the back of a truck the Earth has ITS OWN piffleING ATMOSPHERE. THERE'S NOTHING TO FORCE YOU OUT OF ORBIT. CENTRIFUGAL piffleING FORCE, DUMBASS.

2. This question really infuriated me. THE BALLOON'S piffleING GRAVITY IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RELATIVE TO THE EARTH'S GRAVITY! THAT'S WHY YOUR RETARDED LITTLE MODEL DIDN'T WORK!

3. I cannot explain this last one properly, as you lack a high school diploma, but here goes. When you get to a higher altitude, your angle of vision stays the same, but the distance to the surface of the Earth from where you are does change. Therefore you are able to see more.
There's also another point to make. The world is SO piffleING MASSIVE that the curvature of the Earth is completely unnoticeable. That is why retards like you would believe the Earth is flat, cause you've never flown around the world. I have. Unless at one side we just suddenly teleport to the other, then there is NO piffleING WAY that the Earth is flat.

I will be a martyr for the cause of logic.
Long live Anonymous, long live legion, long live the /b/tards.

Did you copy that from a few posts back. It looks very familiar.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I'm going to probably get banned for this post, but I don't care.
You're a piffleing idiot, and here's why.
1. If you jump up and down in a truck, you fall out because there's air flowing through there. It's not an air bubble. Tell me, if you jump up and down on a bus, ON THE piffleING INSIDE, do you end up in the back? NO. Unlike the back of a truck the Earth has ITS OWN piffleING ATMOSPHERE. THERE'S NOTHING TO FORCE YOU OUT OF ORBIT. CENTRIFUGAL piffleING FORCE, DUMBASS.

2. This question really infuriated me. THE BALLOON'S piffleING GRAVITY IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RELATIVE TO THE EARTH'S GRAVITY! THAT'S WHY YOUR RETARDED LITTLE MODEL DIDN'T WORK!

3. I cannot explain this last one properly, as you lack a high school diploma, but here goes. When you get to a higher altitude, your angle of vision stays the same, but the distance to the surface of the Earth from where you are does change. Therefore you are able to see more.
There's also another point to make. The world is SO piffleING MASSIVE that the curvature of the Earth is completely unnoticeable. That is why retards like you would believe the Earth is flat, cause you've never flown around the world. I have. Unless at one side we just suddenly teleport to the other, then there is NO piffleING WAY that the Earth is flat.

I will be a martyr for the cause of logic.
Long live Anonymous, long live legion, long live the /b/tards.

You won't get banned but I really think that your mom should wash that filthy gob of yours out with soap.

I also think it is a known fact that re/tards don't live too long. God hates them.

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

DeathtoNonbelievers,

since you are born your influenced by Atheist lies. I can understand that it is not easy for you to see the Truth. But you need to go out of your cage and open your Eyes because it keeps you in distance to Jesus my Son.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

3. I cannot explain this last one properly, as you lack a high school diploma, but here goes. When you get to a higher altitude, your angle of vision stays the same, but the distance to the surface of the Earth from where you are does change. Therefore you are able to see more.
There's also another point to make. The world is SO piffleING MASSIVE that the curvature of the Earth is completely unnoticeable. That is why retards like you would believe the Earth is flat, cause you've never flown around the world. I have. Unless at one side we just suddenly teleport to the other, then there is NO piffleING WAY that the Earth is flat.

I will be a martyr for the cause of logic.
Long live Anonymous, long live legion, long live the /b/tards.

Look little girl, I happen to own 4 private jets. I spend more time in one month flying that you will in a life time. I have been to every continent on the earth one that once. I can tell you with out any reservations the earth is flat.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

There is a simple and easy experiment you can do to prove the Earth is flat.

Take a flat object and a round object, strong enough to support your weight. Stand on the flat object and see how you are able to hold perfectly steady, just like you are standing on the Earth. Then stand on the round object and see how unstable a surface it is to stand on. If the Earth was round, you would not be able to stand on it either.

I know how much atheists like their "science" to be "verified" by "peer review", so let me just say this:

I just tried this and it actually works!

I don't understand why someone would waste their time composing a hateful, lie-filled message when they could just spend five minutes performing a simple experiment and see the truth for themselves.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

I'm going to probably get banned for this post, but I don't care.
You're a piffleing idiot, and here's why.
1. If you jump up and down in a truck, you fall out because there's air flowing through there. It's not an air bubble. Tell me, if you jump up and down on a bus, ON THE piffleING INSIDE, do you end up in the back? NO. Unlike the back of a truck the Earth has ITS OWN piffleING ATMOSPHERE. THERE'S NOTHING TO FORCE YOU OUT OF ORBIT. CENTRIFUGAL piffleING FORCE, DUMBASS.

2. This question really infuriated me. THE BALLOON'S piffleING GRAVITY IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING RELATIVE TO THE EARTH'S GRAVITY! THAT'S WHY YOUR RETARDED LITTLE MODEL DIDN'T WORK!

3. I cannot explain this last one properly, as you lack a high school diploma, but here goes. When you get to a higher altitude, your angle of vision stays the same, but the distance to the surface of the Earth from where you are does change. Therefore you are able to see more.
There's also another point to make. The world is SO piffleING MASSIVE that the curvature of the Earth is completely unnoticeable. That is why retards like you would believe the Earth is flat, cause you've never flown around the world. I have. Unless at one side we just suddenly teleport to the other, then there is NO piffleING WAY that the Earth is flat.

I will be a martyr for the cause of logic.
Long live Anonymous, long live legion, long live the /b/tards.

HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM!

[Valerieboy]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

It's all fun and games until you realize that the signature of this man displays a round earth.

[Sir Christian]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

It's all fun and games until you realize that the signature of this man displays a round earth.

thats 100% correct sir.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

thats 100% correct sir.

It displays a round view, that does not mean it is not flat.

To you, is this dime round like a ball?



Or do you logically know that it is flat?

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

[TheLogicalGodmocker]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

1) Velocity (speed) is relative. With that, jumping upwards will cause you to continue moving at the same speed as the Earth. I suppose if you jumped high enough (several kilometers into the air) you would most likely land in a different spot.

Proof of this? Well you could attempt the suggested jump in a truck moving at 75mph. You will in fact land in approximately the same location. If you don't have access to a truck, I will suggest a simpler alternative: run, and jump. While in the air you maintain the same velocity (unless you stopped before jumping, in which case you should attempt this experiment again) and you will not land in the same location (relative to the Earth) in which you jumped.

2) I wonder, why was the balloon unable to hold paper at the bottom? Well, let's do a simple gravity calculation. the force of gravity is equal to some constant times the mass of the first object times the mass of the second object divided by the distance between them squared, or F=GMm/(r^2). Now, our second object is going to be the pieces of paper. We will the calculate the force of gravity using first the balloon as the first object, then the Earth. Now, let's say a balloon has a mass of, o let's say 20 grams (0.02kg), and a radius of about 10cm, or 0.01m. The piece of paper likely weighs about 1 gram (0.001kg). so

F=G(0.02)(0.001)/(0.01)^2
=0.2G

now, let's compare to the Earth. The earth weighs about 5974200000000000000000000kg (or about 6 septillion kg), and has a radius of about 6378.1km (or 6378100m), assuming it is a sphere. Again, calculating, we find:

F=G(5974200000000000000000000)(0.001)/(6378100)^2
=146857830G.

This would imply that the force of gravity between the Earth and the paper is about 734289154 (734 million) times greater than the force of gravity between the paper and balloon, thus the paper falls towards the earth. The paper is more likely to start orbiting around you than that balloon.

3) I see absolutely no basis for this argument. The fact that you see more from a higher location does not prove or disprove whether the earth is a sphere, or some sort of sheet. How is this? Well our vision is somewhat conical, so you can prove this with 2 cones, a piece of paper, and the good old balloon you used in part 2. Now, to make the cones, grab some paper, and roll it into a cone shape. Try to make them about the same size. Now, take one of them, and cut the bottom half off so that you have a smaller cone. Now place both cones on the balloon, such that the pointy end is away from the balloon. Now, assuming that the pointy end is where a person is standing relative to the earth, we notice that the cone (the person's vision) covers more of the balloon when the person is farther away than when they are close. The same holds true for the sheet of paper (which is hopefully flat).

[James Dewitt]

Re: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT

Removed silly math.

6 septillion kg? you just made that up
Logically speaking, why do you hate Jesus?