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  • Crazy Dave
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 8
    #1

    Just a simple question...

    There's another thread about this up, but I think that people are ignoring it.
    If the Earth is flat, where are the edges? How are people able to circumnavigate the Earth?
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337
      #2
      Re: Just a simple question...

      Originally posted by Crazy Dave View Post
      There's another thread about this up, but I think that people are ignoring it.
      If the Earth is flat, where are the edges? How are people able to circumnavigate the Earth?
      If your questions are not answered to your satisfaction, does that mean that you will reject the King James Bible? Is that really wise?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Crazy Dave
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2010
          • 8
          #3
          Re: Just a simple question...

          Can you not just accept my obvious stupidity and simply answer my question?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889
              #4
              Re: Just a simple question...

              Originally posted by Crazy Dave View Post
              There's another thread about this up, but I think that people are ignoring it.
              If the Earth is flat, where are the edges? How are people able to circumnavigate the Earth?
              Scientific proof the Earth is flat! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
              http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=40617
              The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.


              I suggest you look at page 1 of the thread and then skip to 12 onwards; it'll get you up to speed.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: Just a simple question...

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  If your questions are not answered to your satisfaction, does that mean that you will reject the King James Bible? Is that really wise?
                  If the question isn't answered to their satisfaction it seems the thing to do is to start a new thread.

                  Do we really need one of the women on here to do nothing but clean up threads?
                  Drama queen

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Just a simple question...

                      Originally posted by Crazy Dave View Post
                      There's another thread about this up, but I think that people are ignoring it.
                      If the Earth is flat, where are the edges? How are people able to circumnavigate the Earth?
                      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Crazy Dave
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 8
                          #7
                          Re: Just a simple question...

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          If the question isn't answered to their satisfaction it seems the thing to do is to start a new thread.

                          Do we really need one of the women on here to do nothing but clean up threads?
                          Woman, you need to shut up and not talk to men that way. I don't even know why these men allow you to post here. 1 Cor.14:34-35, 1 Tim.2:11-12

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337
                              #8
                              Re: Just a simple question...

                              Originally posted by Crazy Dave View Post
                              Woman, you need to shut up and not talk to men that way. I don't even know why these men allow you to post here. 1 Cor.14:34-35, 1 Tim.2:11-12
                              As unsaved trash you are even lower than a woman. Apologize to the True Christian(tm) lady right now!
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                • Seth Campbell
                                  Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Apr 2010
                                  • 1565
                                  #9
                                  Re: Just a simple question...

                                  Originally posted by Crazy Dave View Post
                                  Woman, you need to shut up and not talk to men that way. I don't even know why these men allow you to post here. 1 Cor.14:34-35, 1 Tim.2:11-12
                                  Who do you think you are to speak to my wife in such a manner? She has the pastors and my permission to be on this board, so just shut up and mind your own business.

                                  You may have noticed that she is a True Christian(TM) woman whereas you are nothing but unsaved trash, therefore in the Lords eyes she is worth more than ten of you.

                                  If you think she can be nasty to unsaved trash, just wait until life settles down and I get on here more.
                                  PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                  Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                  Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                                    • Mistress Cookie
                                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 6790
                                      #10
                                      Re: Just a simple question...

                                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                      If the question isn't answered to their satisfaction it seems the thing to do is to start a new thread.
                                      It's an old trick called Divide and Conquer.

                                      I say, "No Go!"

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                                        • Brother Temperance
                                          Senior Usher
                                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                          A very nice young man
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 15621
                                          #11
                                          Re: Just a simple question...

                                          Originally posted by Crazy Dave View Post
                                          There's another thread about this up, but I think that people are ignoring it.
                                          If the Earth is flat, where are the edges?
                                          At the point where it ends, of course. What did you expect us to say, that the edges are in the middle?
                                          How are people able to circumnavigate the Earth?
                                          By going around the circumference.
                                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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