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  • everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

    God created black holes to test our faith in him as shown by
    Corinthians 5:7 We live by faith, not by sight. These black holes only work on faithless pedophile scientists who worship satan in an unholy search to find a way to defy god's gift to each one of us and find a new planet to live in. So when god became aware of how evil these innocence raping scientists god created black holes to banish them and literally rip thier demon souls apart. However, there are some myths about black holes that demon scientist's have spread as fact, facts that didnt come from god.As if those can possibly exist.
    1- black holes supposedly created the universe by becoming quasars and expelling gas throughout the universe and then the gas became planets over billions of years.
    WRONG. For one thing god created the universe in six of the holiest days of all time, and the earth is four thousand years old. 2, have you ever used hairspray? that's a gas being expelled with force... Im pretty sure we don't have any planet's made out of hairspray.
    scientific lie number two. black holes exist in all places at all times randomly. according to stephen hawking (who is only still alive because satanic doctor's revived him with witch magic after god struck him down) claims that black holes appear around and in us at all times, and that we are penetrated and in contact with black holes every day.
    WRONG if black holes are ever expanding than they would take us over.
    As long as you keep faith in god and remember
    Corinthians 4:16-18
    Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal

    than all should be ok!
    Deuteronomy 6:5
    Love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength.

  • #2
    Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

    Why do you think we would be interested in your black hole? Are you gay?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

      AMEN to that!

      I don't know what a black hole is, but it sounds plain stupid.

      It's these evil athiest, science morons trying to imprint the idea of black holes into the minds of our children and subtly forcing them into homosexuality - the greatest sin of all (in my opinion)

      God bless America.

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      • #4
        Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

        Black holes do not exist.
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
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        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • #5
          Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

          Perhaps you should re-read our rules:

          No pornographic materials
          Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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          • #6
            Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

            "black holes" are an invention of sickular scientists as a way to try to disprove the Bible, nothing more.

            Please brush up on your Genesis.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • #7
              Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

              That Opera winfrey lady is a black whore, what more do I need to know?

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              • #8
                Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                That Opera winfrey lady is a black whore, what more do I need to know?
                Are you sure this thread isn't about that Wanda Sykes? >shudder<
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Are you sure this thread isn't about that Wanda Sykes? >shudder<

                  Beats me Rev, I am wondering why anyone would want to discuss a nigras womans .............. I can not bring myself to even say it.

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                  • #10
                    Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

                    Forgive me Lord, for wandering into this thread and having impure thoughts because of the disgusting pornography in the original post.

                    "...Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen." Matthew 6:9-13
                    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                    An Open Question to All false christians.

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                    • #11
                      Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

                      Originally posted by despising david View Post
                      1- black holes supposedly created the universe by becoming quasars and expelling gas throughout the universe and then the gas became planets over billions of years.
                      if them quasars were real then my big borther woulds be one, cuz he expels gas all the times he even holded my head unner his butt an then he dids a real schmelly farts an then he stucked a booger on my head

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                      • #12
                        Re: everything a true christian needs to know about black holes

                        In the Zohar it is discussed as a hole in the heart of God. Also view in Leedbeaters Occult Chemistry as a geometric version of the human heart.


                        The vaccuum of a black hole can basically be implied to all of creation.
                        Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.

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