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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #16
    Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

    No question about it. Incontrovertible proof that something can't come from nothing.

    Check and mate atheists!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • fasdfkfdjkl
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2010
      • 2

      #17
      Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

      Originally posted by clownbaby View Post
      I showed this website to my friends. We all laughed so hard. Keep this amazing science coming!
      AMEN TO THAT BRUTHA!

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      • clownbaby
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Nov 2010
        • 56

        #18
        Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

        Originally posted by fasdfkfdjkl View Post
        AMEN TO THAT BRUTHA!
        word. the ppl on this site are quite frightening tho. I mean, imagine if the public were to side with them and allow our children to be taught this nonsense (inb4 infraction). Seriously, a flat earth, only a retard or a person with a grade school education would believe in this nonsense. I take this site as a joke as it should be, no one on here believes this shit. If they did, the only responsible thing to do is commit them to an insane asylum.

        Nutters in here...

        PRAISE JESUS!

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        • clownbaby
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2010
          • 56

          #19
          Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

          Also, Lycia, I took a look at your profile. You have a fantastic bosom, I would love to suck on your breasts and rub that cooter of yours until you attained an orgasm. Call me.
          Last edited by Levi Jones; 12-11-2010, 08:47 AM. Reason: user was banned for this post.

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          • __MK__
            Unsaved trash
            • Nov 2010
            • 14

            #20
            Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

            First of all, evolution does not contradict all sects of christianity. If one were to take the word of the bible metaphorically, not literally like LOB, then evolution agrees with christianity.

            However this thread does not adress evolution, it adresses the primordial ooze. Here, one huge mistake is made. The video grossly oversimplifies the enormous set of circumstances that needed to take place for life to exist.

            For one, the earth was in a very early stage of its life. The astmosphere was composed mostly of carbon dioxide, ammonia, and methane; the geography was violent in ways of volcanoes continuously erupting; there were constant thunderstorms; the atmospheric pressure was immense. Under all of these conditions carbon molecules formed complex amino acids and later the first protiens. It was considered life when it was able to replicate becoming the very first bacteria.

            The hasty generalization of the video dumbs all of the above down to mass + energy = life.

            And I must state that the primordial ooze theory is just that, a theory. Like all science, the king of the mountain is a theory. But in order for it to be a theory it must be tested a repeated under the same conditions over and over again.

            Guess what, scientist have recreated the set of conditions to make this simple bacteria and it worked. Look it up.

            A jar of peanut butter is not a controlled labratory setting.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22373

              #21
              Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

              Originally posted by __MK__ View Post
              However this thread does not adress evolution, it adresses the primordial ooze. Here, one huge mistake is made. The video grossly oversimplifies the enormous set of circumstances that needed to take place for life to exist.
              So what you are saying is, that it is highly unlikely to have actually happened. Which only proves our point that it didn't happen at all.

              And I must state that the primordial ooze theory is just that, a theory.
              Exactly.

              Guess what, scientist have recreated the set of conditions to make this simple bacteria and it worked. Look it up.
              Scientists do not have a great track record with these things. They also claimed Cold Fusion, The Nacirema Tribe, The Disappearing Blonde Gene, Archaeoraptor and Piltdown Man to be true. All of these turned out to be hoaxes just like evolution, heliocentrism and the big bang.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22892

                #22
                Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                Originally posted by __MK__ View Post
                First of all, evolution does not contradict all sects of christianity. [...]
                If a social gathering of people exist that do not accept God's Word, then they are not christians; they may call themselves Christians but, because of the trademark, they cannot call themselves "True Christians(tm)".
                A jar of peanut butter is not a controlled labratory setting.
                Oh, I see but the Big Bang () was?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Sam_the_saved
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 19

                  #23
                  Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  So what you are saying is, that it is highly unlikely to have actually happened. Which only proves our point that it didn't happen at all.

                  Exactly.

                  Scientists do not have a great track record with these things. They also claimed Cold Fusion, The Nacirema Tribe, The Disappearing Blonde Gene, Archaeoraptor and Piltdown Man to be true. All of these turned out to be hoaxes just like evolution, heliocentrism and the big bang.
                  Do not forget the most recent disaster for Evilutionists - the discovery of an angel on Mars.

                  http://www.techchee.com/wp-content/u...and-220108.jpg
                  Jesus is the only way to salvation.
                  This has been proven by christian scientists time and time again.
                  So called "Atheists" who choose to ignore these facts are knowingly allowing themselves into Satans grasp, and are the most likely to turn to muslimage.
                  I strongly believe in the death penalty, for all known Atheists.

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                  • Jeff_Celler
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 18

                    #24
                    Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                    Do not forget the most recent disaster for Evilutionists - the discovery of an angel on Mars.

                    Strange, on other parts of this site I have heard that the telescopes in space where a lie.
                    So how could they notice an angel on mars? Normal telescopes on the surface of the earth can't be strong enough for that. To much interference from the atmosphere.
                    From all the accounts in the bible they look like humans and are more or less the same size. So how can you find something on a planet that is more or less 54.6 million kilometers away if you deny that they even have the technology to create and utilize an telescope strong enough to notice it?

                    You guy's contradict yourselves a lot don't you?

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #25
                      Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                      Originally posted by Jeff_Celler View Post
                      You guy's contradict yourselves a lot don't you?
                      Just like the Bible we never contradict ourselves.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Sam_the_saved
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 19

                        #26
                        Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                        Originally posted by Jeff_Celler View Post
                        Do not forget the most recent disaster for Evilutionists - the discovery of an angel on Mars.

                        Strange, on other parts of this site I have heard that the telescopes in space where a lie.
                        So how could they notice an angel on mars? Normal telescopes on the surface of the earth can't be strong enough for that. To much interference from the atmosphere.
                        From all the accounts in the bible they look like humans and are more or less the same size. So how can you find something on a planet that is more or less 54.6 million kilometers away if you deny that they even have the technology to create and utilize an telescope strong enough to notice it?

                        You guy's contradict yourselves a lot don't you?
                        As far as I am aware the device used for taking photographs is called a camera, not what atheists and muslims call a "telescope".

                        Furthermore if this startling evidence fails to convince you, have you heard of the unholy invention an overseas sect of God-deniers have allegedly constructed, called a "Large Hadron Collider"?
                        Jesus is the only way to salvation.
                        This has been proven by christian scientists time and time again.
                        So called "Atheists" who choose to ignore these facts are knowingly allowing themselves into Satans grasp, and are the most likely to turn to muslimage.
                        I strongly believe in the death penalty, for all known Atheists.

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                        • WilliamJenningsBryan
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 9384

                          #27
                          Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                          Originally posted by Sam_the_saved View Post
                          As far as I am aware the device used for taking photographs is called a camera, not what atheists and muslims call a "telescope".

                          Furthermore if this startling evidence fails to convince you, have you heard of the unholy invention an overseas sect of God-deniers have allegedly constructed, called a "Large Hadron Collider"?
                          You could try the search function if you weren’t so lazy. The Landover Biblical scholars and esteemed researchers are well aware of the affront to God and the "Large Hadron Collider".



                          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                          ...and get off my lawn
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                          • Sam_the_saved
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 19

                            #28
                            Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                            Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                            You could try the search function if you weren’t so lazy. The Landover Biblical scholars and esteemed researchers are well aware of the affront to God and the "Large Hadron Collider".



                            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=30936
                            I am aware of both threads, please do not be mad. I mean you no harm.
                            I was bringing the foolish contraption up to pose the various dilemmas it poses for atheistic scum such as "Jeff".
                            Jesus is the only way to salvation.
                            This has been proven by christian scientists time and time again.
                            So called "Atheists" who choose to ignore these facts are knowingly allowing themselves into Satans grasp, and are the most likely to turn to muslimage.
                            I strongly believe in the death penalty, for all known Atheists.

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                            • avielmenter
                              Unsaved trash, Rabid teenaged godmocker
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 14

                              #29
                              Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                              The problem with this experiment is that no scientists believes life to have come from peanut butter. The peanut butter "Experiment" uses the wrong materials in the wrong conditions for an incorrect amount of time, and they actually don't even check to see if life has formed.

                              This "experiment" is essentially like "proving" that water can't boil by putting one drop of gasoline in a freezer for half a second, taking it out, then not even looking at the gasoline.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                              • Bible Student
                                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                                With Jesus now.
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 2474

                                #30
                                Re: Peanut Butter: the Atheist's Nightmare that DISPROVES Evoluti

                                Originally posted by avielmenter View Post
                                The problem with this experiment is that no scientists believes life to have come from peanut butter. The peanut butter "Experiment" uses the wrong materials in the wrong conditions for an incorrect amount of time, and they actually don't even check to see if life has formed.

                                This "experiment" is essentially like "proving" that water can't boil by putting one drop of gasoline in a freezer for half a second, taking it out, then not even looking at the gasoline.
                                Why would we want to put gasoline in our freezers? And you heathens call True Christians(tm) crazy.
                                YiJC, BS

                                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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