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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #1

    Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

    I note bemusedly scientists report discovering a new big lizard in the Philippines. It is around 7 feet long and eats fruit. The natives say it tastes like chicken.

    What is so funny, Noah clearly had 2 of these critters and knew enough about them to insure they survived the Flood. Science, on the other hand is making a big deal about 'discovering' this lizard. Laugh out loud, they are stepping up to the plate a bit tardy aren't they? I'd say Noah discovered them thousands of years ago!

    Makes you wonder how long it will take them to realize Godly Creationism has been correct all along, and then for them to try to take credit for that too!



    I wonder if it's skin would make nice boots?
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  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #2
    Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

    Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
    I note bemusedly scientists report discovering a new big lizard in the Philippines. It is around 7 feet long and eats fruit. The natives say it tastes like chicken.

    What is so funny, Noah clearly had 2 of these critters and knew enough about them to insure they survived the Flood. Science, on the other hand is making a big deal about 'discovering' this lizard. Laugh out loud, they are stepping up to the plate a bit tardy aren't they? I'd say Noah discovered them thousands of years ago!

    Makes you wonder how long it will take them to realize Godly Creationism has been correct all along, and then for them to try to take credit for that too!



    I wonder if it's skin would make nice boots?
    I wonder how long it is going to take before they become America's new favorite pet? I'd wait a while then you can probably get one for free in the sewers after their owner get tired of them.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2241

      #3
      Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

      Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
      I wonder how long it is going to take before they become America's new favorite pet? I'd wait a while then you can probably get one for free in the sewers after their owner get tired of them.




      Paris Hilton is unlikely to carry one of these bad boys in her purse . . .





      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      • Bible Student
        Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
        With Jesus now.
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2010
        • 2474

        #4
        Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
        Paris Hilton is unlikely to carry one of these bad boys in her purse . . .





        You certainly give her more credit than I would. It would be the perfect new fashion statement for her until it exceeded 10 inches.
        YiJC, BS

        II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
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          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

          Looking for new endangered species is typical of secular scientist. People have in the Philippines since what, 1542? And that entire time no real person has seen these lizards yet, surprise, surprise 558 years later some secular scientist finds one.

          Awfully convenient that, don't you think?

          Yes, like the atheists don't have factories in China making dinosaur fossils.

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          • Titus Templeton
            Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
            Jesus macht frei
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 5912

            #6
            Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

            I am very sure that Noah is looking down from heaven, laughing about the stupid humans. Yes Noah, you knew it all the time! Can't wait to meet you in Heaven!
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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

              Maybe it's a baby dragon?

              Job 30:29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

              Psalm 91:13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

              Psalm 148:7 Praise the LORD from the earth, ye dragons, and all deeps:
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • God's Flaming Sword
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2011
                • 233

                #8
                Re: Science, finally catching up with Noah !!

                Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                I note bemusedly scientists report discovering a new big lizard in the Philippines. It is around 7 feet long and eats fruit. The natives say it tastes like chicken.

                What is so funny, Noah clearly had 2 of these critters and knew enough about them to insure they survived the Flood. Science, on the other hand is making a big deal about 'discovering' this lizard. Laugh out loud, they are stepping up to the plate a bit tardy aren't they? I'd say Noah discovered them thousands of years ago!

                Makes you wonder how long it will take them to realize Godly Creationism has been correct all along, and then for them to try to take credit for that too!
                I wonder if it's skin would make nice boots?
                Just shows the arrogance of secular scientists - NEW lizard...nothing is new it was all given to us by the Lord when he created the earth and everything on it and all the animals have as you say, been seen by Noah.

                Heck even if they didn't want to accept the glory of God and acknoweldge the truth of the bible there are natives who know about it so how can it be new??
                If you don't believe it then go read your bible - you DON"T have a bible??? Then prepare for eternal damnation sinner.
                “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” – John 14:15
                "Vengeance Is Mine, I Will Repay Sayeth The Lord" - Romans 12:19

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