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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #1

    $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

    Greetings friends,

    Landover setting an open challenge to any or all. We will pay $5,000 to any person who can prove to the Landover Christian Science committee that dinosaur fossils were not faked by God to fool sinners in later ages. That’s right, five thousand dollars could be yours if you can disprove this!

    Now this is a science challenge so you answers will need to be
    • Testable. Show how fossil creation can occur without divine intervention
    • Falsifiable. Show observations of fossil record you would expect to see if the fossils were not naturally occurring.
    • Scriptural Correct: show how natural fossil creation can occur in scriptural timelines without divine intervention.

    The Landover Christian Science committee consists of Rev Dr Davidson, Dr Edwin Thorndike , Dr. Harry Zeig Vaudner, Dr. Benjamin Hinston, and Brother Larry Lee. The $5,000 is kept in a special Christian Science trust fund and will be delivered to the winner by special courier an armed escort.

    We look forward to your entries

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Greetings friends,

    Landover setting an open challenge to any or all. We will pay $5,000 to any person who can prove to the Landover Christian Science committee that dinosaur fossils were not faked by God to fool sinners in later ages. That’s right, five thousand dollars could be yours if you can disprove this!



    Now this is a science challenge so you answers will need to be
    • Testable. Show how fossil creation can occur without divine intervention
    • Falsifiable. Show observations of fossil record you would expect to see if the fossils were not naturally occurring.
    • Scriptural Correct: show how natural fossil creation can occur in scriptural timelines without divine intervention.
    The Landover Christian Science committee consists of Rev Dr Davidson, Dr Edwin Thorndike , Dr. Harry Zeig Vaudner, Dr. Benjamin Hinston, and Brother Larry Lee. The $5,000 is kept in a special Christian Science trust fund and will be delivered to the winner by special courier an armed escort.

    We look forward to your entries
    Brother:

    The fossil record is completely consistent with my congregation's Biblical knowledge. God created dinosaurs.

    Dinosaurs are repeatedly referenced in the Bible.

    God drowned dinosaurs in the Flood. They were buried in heavy layers of sediment under a couple of miles of water, resulting in calcification of the bones due to the intense pressure. This is consistent with secular scientists' claims of how fossils form. He turned most of them into oil, of course, along with most of the people.

    There is your proof, supported by Scripture, that God did not fake dinosaur fossils to fool future generations. The fossil record, therefore, is perfectly natural.

    If the fossil record were not natural, and were a trick by God, I would expect to find dinosaur bones perfectly arranged in "geologic layers", with no evidence of human habitation alongside dinosaurs. Such evidence exists. And even the Great Evolutionists agree it is damning to their anti-God belief system:

    Richard Dawkins, Oxford "...there are certain things about the fossil record that any evolutionist should expect to be true. We should be very surprised, for example, to find fossil humans appearing in the record before mammals are supposed to have evolved! If a single, well verified mammal skull were to turn up in 500 million year old rocks, our whole modern theory of evolution would be utterly destroyed. Incidentally, this is a sufficient answer to the canard, put about by creationist and their journalistic fellow travelers, that the whole theory of evolution is an 'unfalsifiable' tautology.
    I have addressed all three points required in the challenge.

    When may I collect my $5,000? The armed escort will not be necessary; a check, or PayPal, will suffice.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22889

      #3
      Re: $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

      We will pay $5,000 to any person who can prove to the Landover Christian Science committee that dinosaur fossils were not faked by God to fool sinners in later ages. That’s right, five thousand dollars could be yours if you can disprove this!
      Just a minute Reverend! It would appear that the challenge is to disprove that dinosaur fossils were not faked by God... I think... i.e. that they appeared in line with the errant claims of the heretic Old Earth Creationists.

      I hope you haven't spent any of the money in anticipation.
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Just a minute Reverend! It would appear that the challenge is to disprove that dinosaur fossils were not faked by God... I think... i.e. that they appeared in line with the errant claims of the heretic Old Earth Creationists.

        I hope you haven't spent any of the money in anticipation.
        I did just prove that they weren't faked by God. They were deposited in the Flood.

        That is not "faked".
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • RagingLiberal
          Unsaved trash, hateful queer
          • Jan 2011
          • 83

          #5
          Re: $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          I did just prove that they weren't faked by God. They were deposited in the Flood.

          That is not "faked".
          LOL yeah cause that happened.
          I love dinosaurs. This is one of my favorite dinosaur info sites. Learn some stuff.
          Dinosaur Adventure Land Where God gets the glory... Our mission is to spread the message of salvation in Jesus Christ and share the truth about His extraordinary creation with the world. At the core of our work lies the belief that the Darwinian explanation of human origins is inaccurate and potentially harmful. Instead, we uphold the teachings of the Bible, affirming that God created the world in six days roughly 6,000 years ago, like He said He did!!! Drdino.com
          Ezekiel 25:17: "I will execute great vengeance on them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord. When I lay My vengeance upon them."
          PRO 4:7 "Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding." ECC 1:18 "For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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          • Cursed
            Recovering Bastard
            Head of Landover Glee Club
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2011
            • 1363

            #6
            Re: $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

            Thank you for that excellent website! Doctor Dino is the best.

            I knew you would come around!
            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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            • Trent Harvey, Jr.
              Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 722

              #7
              Re: $5,000 Landover Science challenge, open to all

              I just put some chicken bones in some mud, then I watched "Enter The Void". That movie goes on forver. According to Enstien's relativity thingamajig, that means that a zillion years passed. Yet the chicken bones are not fossilized. Ego, fossils are a fraud.
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