[Redeemed Papist]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Once again it is clear that the world of science is keeping the true extent of its devilry from us! Now I find that the very oceans are laced with this stuff but have they warned us of the dangers of sailing on it or going on seaside holidays! It falls to the soldiers of God to warn the people, but will they listen to us over and above conspirationalist scientists? I fear not!

[Rev. Friday Obobo]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

I would hate to think it was scammed from a Godly American™ in some sort of Nigerian scheme.

Excuse me for the late reply, Judge Tannor. No, the $100 wasn't scammed of an Godly American. I wouldn't dare. God would send me straight to hell if I would do a thing like that. It's money I earned with speaking at local churches and selling the cookies my wife baked.

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo

[HTannor]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Excuse me for the late reply, Judge Tannor. No, the $100 wasn't scammed of an Godly American. I wouldn't dare. God would send me straight to hell if I would do a thing like that. It's money I earned with speaking at local churches and selling the cookies my wife baked.

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo

Excellent, Rev. Obongo

It's quite reassuring you know your place in life and work hard peddling cookies and pithy remarks to all the spades in your area.

[Rev. Friday Obobo]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Thank you for your kind reaction, judge. Yes I do know my place in life. Ofcourse I can never achieve the status you have. Besides I do not live in Gods' favourite countr with all it's opportunities.

YiC,

Rev. Friday OBOBO (you clearly made a small mistake on writing my name. It's no big deal though. Just in case you misplaced your glasses I put in CAPS)

[HTannor]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Rev. Friday OBOBO (you clearly made a small mistake on writing my name. It's no big deal though. Just in case you misplaced your glasses I put in CAPS)

Oh, sorry, Rev. Obobo, you all look so much alike that I got confused when typing you name.



By the way, I just heard that some gook county somewhere was awarded some Olympic Games sometime in the future and I was wondering if you were going to try out for your country's spear-chucking team.

[Rev. Friday Obobo]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Hahahaha. Forgive me judge but I'm no athlete. Although I would be honoured if the Nigerian Olympic Committee would ask me to join them. As long as there are enough atheist running in the field, I might even throw a new personal record.

YiC,

Rev. Friday Obobo (strange thing is that, to me, white people also look very much alike. Yet I have no problems keeping you all apart. Must be something different then...)

[ChristWithinYou]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Thank you for bringing this to my attention Brother Hutchins!

Although I have heard of the threat from Di-Hydrogen Monoxide before, I wrote it off as atheist fear mongering and a way to con honest people into consumerism. Hearing it again from an honourable and most importantly knowledgeable Christian like yourself made me realise that it is indeed a huge threat to our Christian brothers and sisters.
I shall speak to my Reverend over here as well because this is a problem which has to be tackled on a large scale to ensure a successful outcome for us followers of the word of Christ!


YiC

Daniel

[kevin the fool]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

I enjoy drinking a cold glass of DHMO after a hard days work building houses. Actually have a couple of bottles just for the stuff when I go hiking, skiing, or golfing. I also have trays that I full and put in the freezer. Also some sweet tea poured over frozen DHMO cubes is really refreshing.

[John Scopes]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

A most intriguing essay Mr. Hutchins, DHMO is invaluable to genetic research because of it's ability to damage alter DNA.

[kevin the fool]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

believing that DHMO is dangerous and needs special warnings/labels or even banned shows me how scientifically ignorant you are. Let's break it down shall we... the di prefix means 2. so dihydrogen means 2 hydrogen. the prefix mono means 1. Monoxide means there is 1 oxygen. You're probably used to seeing Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) written H2O. Hope I was able to ease some fear.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Atheists are so clever. They'd never be so dumb as to not see the world clearly and rush in mocking those more in tune with why the glory of True Christianity and Biblical reality must be shouted from the rooftops.

When you've finally read your Bible properly and achieved true understanding of the nature of God therein and the importance of the whole message of the Bible in understanding God's message to His people you are going to do such an epic facepalm.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

James, I am a little concerned for your safety. Is it safe to have that much Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide in one place. That's and awful lot of Hydrogen. It sounds extremely flammable too me. Remember what happened to the Hindenburg!

YiC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

James, I am a little concerned for your safety. Is it safe to have that much Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide in one place. That's and awful lot of Hydrogen. It sounds extremely flammable too me. Remember what happened to the Hindenburg!

YiC

Jack

I bow to your superior knowledge of the foul science that seeks to surpass God's word. However I do recall that scientists say that oxygen causes fire to happen by its very presence and that fire does not happen if it is lacking.

Can you confirm just how much this Godmocker is recklessly endangering himself with his meddling?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

I bow to your superior knowledge of the foul science that seeks to surpass God's word. However I do recall that scientists say that oxygen causes fire to happen by its very presence and that fire does not happen if it is lacking.

Can you confirm just how much this Godmocker is recklessly endangering himself with his meddling?

Yes you are correct. Oxygen fuels a fire. Hydrogen with Oxygen sounds like an explosive mixture to me. I am sure that James has thought this through, he is an educated man.

Does Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide show up in airport scanners? Your average muslim would be very happy to take a plane out with some of this stuff. Worrying.

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Thank you, Jack.

It just goes to show how scientific meddling with things best left to God to sort out endangers us all at every turn.

Not for nothing is it said, "Canst thou by searching find out God? canst thou find out the Almighty unto perfection?" Job 11:7

Typical of scientists to take that as a temptation rather than a warning.