[kevin the fool]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Thanks for the warning. So sometimes they try to disguise this foul substance by giving it the name H2O? I will keep an eye out for it, thanks.

Jack

Now I am convinced that either this is a fake page or... the true christians on this page have no more than a fifth grade education. Hoping for the first and not the latter. Didn't think anyone was so daft as to not to be able to figure out, DHMO=H2O= water. But what can I expect from a group that takes the Bible literally.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Now I am convinced that either this is a fake page or... the true christians on this page have no more than a fifth grade education. Hoping for the first and not the latter. Didn't think anyone was so daft as to not to be able to figure out, Secular blasphemy deleted But what can I expect from a group that takes the Bible literally.

I refer you to my earlier post about how much of an ass you are making of yourself by not understanding the true importance of the work we do here in your rabid zeal to mock your betters.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Does Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide show up in airport scanners? Your average muslim would be very happy to take a plane out with some of this stuff. Worrying.

Jack

Your post recalls to me a worrying incident. I was passing through airport security a year or two ago and quite clearly drinking from a bottle of water. There was only water in the bottle, and even the most stupid of people would be able to see that I was happy to drink copiously from it. However, I was asked to put it in the bin by the security fellow as if it were a dangerous substance. It was clear he would not let me through so I drained as much as I could stomach and discarded the rest.

Could the water have been contaminated by this dangerous DHMO stuff and was that what he was looking out for? Why aren't these scientists giving us the full facts about this creation of theirs?

I'm not now dangerously explosive, am I?

[kevin the fool]

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Thanks for the warning. So sometimes they try to disguise this foul substance by giving it the name H2O? I will keep an eye out for it, thanks.

Jack

Now I am convinced that either this is a fake page or... the true christians on this page have no more than a fifth grade education. Hoping for the first and not the latter. Didn't think anyone was so daft as to not to be able to figure out, DHMO=H2O= water. Although it shouldn't surprise me after reading some posts on a couple other "science" threads. The Bible has some good moral teachings but a book of science it is not.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

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The Bible has some good moral teachings but a book of science it is not.

The Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611, is the most accurate and advanced science book ever written. How do I know? It says so in the Bible!

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

But how do I know the Bible is telling the truth? Because it is the word of God! And why am I so sure of that? Because it says so in the Bible!

2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

Not only does this tell us that the Bible is the word of God, it also tells us that the Bible is infallible. So, who should I believe? God or a bunch of monkey-worshiping scientists?

[Barry]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

believing that DHMO is dangerous and needs special warnings/labels or even banned shows me how scientifically ignorant you are. Let's break it down shall we... the di prefix means 2. so dihydrogen means 2 hydrogen. the prefix mono means 1. Monoxide means there is 1 oxygen. You're probably used to seeing Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) written H2O. Hope I was able to ease some fear.

Idiot! Everybody knows H2O is just the chemical name for water. Are you seriously trying to suggest that christians are stupid and dont know what water is? Why would you try mocking us and saying we thought water was a dangerous chemical? Anyone who has read the very first verse in the bible will know water is good. Try reading this, Genesis 1:10 before leaping to your wild and ridiculous assumptions.

DHMO is a completely different chemical. I have searched my copy of the Bible from cover to cover and can not find one single entry, which means it was not made by God but probably an evil concoction, conjured up by the Devil to lure sinners and those that turn their face from God.

[kevin the fool]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

Idiot! Everybody knows H2O is just the chemical name for water. Are you seriously trying to suggest that christians are stupid and dont know what water is? Why would you try mocking us and saying we thought water was a dangerous chemical? Anyone who has read the very first verse in the bible will know water is good. Try reading this, Genesis 1:10 before leaping to your wild and ridiculous assumptions.

DHMO is a completely different chemical. I have searched my copy of the Bible from cover to cover and can not find one single entry, which means it was not made by God but probably an evil concoction, conjured up by the Devil to lure sinners and those that turn their face from God.

Not saying all christians are stupid and don't know H2O is water. saying that the you don't understand basic chemistry.
I could say the same for H2O written anywhere in the bible also. It does mention water but never written specifically H2O.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not saying all christians are stupid and don't know H2O is water. saying that the you don't understand basic chemistry.
I could say the same for H2O written anywhere in the bible also. It does mention water but never written specifically H2O.

"H2O" is just seccular scientifical jibberish for one of God's greatest creations. Without water we'd all die. Any fool knows that.

[Clod McGobbledegook]

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i hope you know that your di-hydrogen molecule that you loath so much also takes the form of a common compound known ad di-hydrogen oxide, H2O water

which is -

• used in photosynthesis, when plants turn carbon dioxide into oxygen
  
• in your blood
  
• 80-90% of your body
  

also, burning the di-hydrogen monoxide is a terrible idea, it just releases it straight into the atmosphere which promotes global warming, one of the reasons you want to do it. Please get your facts straight before you demand money, this religion thing is becoming more and more like an ignorant cult.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Again it is comforting to know that we have astute atheist kiddies out there to chide and correct us and lead us into fully understanding that which they read. Such shining lights of comprehension of every nuance of the written word reassures me that the world will be in good hands.

Suddenly it's clear to me that all the things they believe because other people insist that it's true and have a book written by other people to back them up that things they can't possibly see or ever witness have got to be true. Of course science has got it all right and God who made everything in just six days and then deftly micro managed mankind for thousands of years is wrong. What were we thinking? Where's a monkey so I can worship it.

Thanks for being so clearly so very much smarter than us, kiddie atheist. Your clear insight is exemplary as to the nature of earnest, God-hating teenage blowhards.

PS I may just heed your advice not to burn water. Thanks for that. the consequences of me burning water or there being burnt water in the air sound too terrible to imagine.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

in your blood - 80-90% of your body

Nonsense! Perhaps your body is filled with AIDS, but mine is clean!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: LBC Stands at the Forefront against Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide

My "friends" I hear your concerns about Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide, this is a substance that I have some experience of so as a gestue of good will I am going to share some information with you that will help reduce your intake of Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide and also help you purge it from your body.

Due to long term high exposure to Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide I have developed a good tolerance to it so I do not personally follow the precautions below but I hear the concerns you have voiced and understand that you may feel that you do not want to take the path I have trodden.

There is a wonderful subsantce that can help you reduce youe Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide intake ans also purge the Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide that has found its way into your boby, what is this substance you ask well you need look no further then your special book to find it Leviticus 2:13 yes "Brothers and Sisters" SALT that is what is going to help you, and your special book tells you to use it.

Due to the invasive nature of Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide in the modern world ALL your food, even that you have grown, reared or cooked yourself will contain it but with the correct use of salt you can reduce your intake and purge it from your body.

Take a large vessel, say an old bath fill it with salt, slice ALL your food so that as much of it as possible comes into contact with the salt and bury it in the bath. Leave it in the salt for several days. When you remove from the salt you will find that its Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide content has been dratically reduced and you can now consume it.

ALL you drinks will contain large quantity of Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide and the above method is not a suitable way to reduce it but salt can still help you. Add a good tablespoon of salt to each drink this will help purge Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide from your body.

Stick to the above method of treating EVERYTHING you eat and drink and in no time at all you will no-longer have a problem with Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide.