The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

[Bobby-Joe]

Hi,

Atheists tend to embrace the Invisible Pink Unicorn as some kind of proof that God doesn't exist. The agreement goes that if you can't disprove something you know to be false - like an invisible pink unicorn, then you can't disprove the existence of God, so its incumbent up the believer to prove God exists. Well beyond the mountains of evidence God exists the unicorn is in fact proof of God's existence.

The Holy Bible, King James Version 1611, specifically mentions unicorns nine different times!

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx?type=simple&format=Long&q1=unicorn&restrict=All&size=First+100

Num.23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

That's right, NINE times God tells us unicorns exist! This is wisdom of the ages, even the most hard core skeptic admits the Old Testament was written in 530 BC. Unicorns are definitely NOT the invention of some post modernest hipster being ironic on downtime between homosexual trysts.

So as a TRUE Christian™ I KNOW there is an invisible pink unicorn in the room next to me because God TELLS ME SO! PROVE me WRONG Atheist!

Thank you for your reply

[Deaner]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Let's not forget the talking donkey the atheists are so eager to mock. What a bunch of fools. It's in the Bible isn't it? Are you atheist God haters going to deny that too?

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Let's not forget the talking donkey the atheists are so eager to mock. What a bunch of fools. It's in the Bible isn't it? Are you atheist God haters going to deny that too?

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.

I don't know why atheists have a problem with Ballam's donkey. It is pretty well accepted now that snakes used to be able to talk so why should it be difficult for a donkey?

YiC

Jack

[Zaiger]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.

Well according to the atheists they would just "evolve" a horn cover and wings then fly to safety.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.

[Deaner]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.

Christ wins again.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

If there's one thing I've learned as a True Christian(tm) Pastor, it's that atheists are cowards.

[ajroloff the queer]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Hi,

Atheists tend to embrace the Invisible Pink Unicorn as some kind of proof that God doesn't exist. The agreement goes that if you can't disprove something you know to be false - like an invisible pink unicorn, then you can't disprove the existence of God, so its incumbent up the believer to prove God exists. Well beyond the mountains of evidence God exists the unicorn is in fact proof of God's existence.

The Holy Bible, King James Version 1611, specifically mentions unicorns nine different times!

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx?type=simple&format=Long&q1=unicorn&restrict=All&size=First+100

Num.23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

That's right, NINE times God tells us unicorns exist! This is wisdom of the ages, even the most hard core skeptic admits the Old Testament was written in 530 BC. Unicorns are definitely NOT the invention of some post modernest hipster being ironic on downtime between homosexual trysts.

So as a TRUE Christian™ I KNOW there is an invisible pink unicorn in the room next to me because God TELLS ME SO! PROVE me WRONG Atheist!

Thank you for your reply

Hello….

Well, then I would say you are probably a little bit insane if you believe that an invisible pink unicorn is sitting next to room, I recommend seeing a doctor…..

Now on to what you say in this article, you us a book as evidence…

I know it has been said a billion times on this website that “the KJB is proof itself that god exists!”

“if god didn’t exist, then we wouldn’t be here!”

etc…

I just find this wrong in a weird way, you say you believe in the existence of invisible pink unicorns, you come across as a little bit of a mad man mate….

Just… wow….

Let's not forget the talking donkey the atheists are so eager to mock. What a bunch of fools. It's in the Bible isn't it? Are you atheist God haters going to deny that too?

I'd like to stick some of those atheists on the invisible pink unicorn's horn and parade them around town. That will show them.

Hi, Deaner

Certain books that I have read in this past do use talking animals to advance the “story”….

So I know this is gonna offend a lot of people, but the bible is just another book to me, it does not have any effect on my life, all that take place in it are just stories…

And now you end this post in a rather violent manner, I have to ask why such a hatred for atheists? Have I threatened you enough to want to stick me on a unicorn’s horn?

Since every atheist is asked on this website “why do you hate baby jesus?” I feel I have to ask you people

“Why Are You All So Threatened By Atheists, Gay/Lesbians, Muslims, and everyone else in the world?”

We don’t have any effect on your place in heaven…

I don't know why atheists have a problem with Ballam's donkey. It is pretty well accepted now that snakes used to be able to talk so why should it be difficult for a donkey?

YiC

Jack

WHAT!

Where oh where is it pretty much accepted that sakes used to talk….

Could you please give a source that is from the bible or from Wikipedia that shows people saying “Oh yeah, snakes used to talk… and the world is flat…”

Well according to the atheists they would just "evolve" a horn cover and wings then fly to safety.

....... ...... .......... ... right I'm not even gonna answer this...

So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.

So it's been over SIX hours and NO Atheist has the courage of their convictions to prove me wrong that Invisible Pink Unicorns exists as it says in The Bible?

I am disappointed.

.... Every time I have come on this website, I see comments, and over such messages to atheists and over religious people, that this website is not a debating site... so you are calling out other people, for not debating with you.... when they have been told not to debate on this website....

Examples of infractions I have received, for defending my beliefs...

Private
Reason: Sassing back to a True Christian™ Pastor
07-06-2011 03:46 AM by Pastor Ezekiel 100 / Never

Private
Reason: Vain Repeater
07-12-2011 02:49 AM by Pastor Ezekiel 1000 / Expired

my finger went through...
Reason: Going yappity yap yap yappity

Again... See a doctor if you believe that invisible Unicorns exist....

and to say that no atheist has the courage to answer you back...

1) *cough cough* I'm here

2) post this on a website that isn't run by your christian friends, who agree with everyone ..... now that is a little cowardly...

If there's one thing I've learned as a True Christian™ Pastor, it's that atheists are cowards.

Pot calling the kettle black....


Looking forward to your replies...

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Why do you hate baby Jesus?

[ajroloff the queer]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Why do you hate baby Jesus?

Why do you hate rational thinking?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Why do you hate rational thinking?

Who says I do?

Proverbs 26:12 Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? there is more hope of a fool than of him

That's an instruction from God right there.

[Deaner]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Hi, Deaner

Certain books that I have read in this past do use talking animals to advance the “story”….

True. But have these books been written by God Himself?

[FilthyAtheist]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

That other guy made so many good points.


You want to know why Atheists don't respond to questions on here?

Because they get blocked for doing so.


How about you go over to Youtube without all your fellow crazy friends agreeing with you that pink Unicorns exist, moreover, because a book said so.

The lord of the rings books say there are Orcs and elves.

Orcs and elves do not exist.

A book is not proof of anything.


Like the other guy said, if you want responses to your questions stop being cowards and go to a site without your control freak mods who censor the comments of anyone trying to defend themselves in any way.


Until that time, stop begging for such questions to be answered.

I eagerly await the infraction/ban that I will gain by posting this comment....

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

The lord of the rings books say there are Orcs and elves.

Orcs and elves do not exist.

A book is not proof of anything.

I suppose at least you didn't try to use The Tale of Peter Rabbit.

How are you on the existence of black holes?

[Deaner]

Re: The Unicorn CHALLENGE to Atheists, Secularists and other Godmockers

Atheist's try to tell you of things that happened billions of years ago. Where do you tell you these things? In their books. How in God's name can they claim as fact something that happened billions of years ago and claim the witnesses are tiny little cells that have brains, multiply and create human beings? And you have the nerve to call us nuts?