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  • #31
    Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

    Originally posted by Clod McGobbledegook View Post

    thirdly, if sand stops sea levels rising then how come tsunami's happen?, how come the tide makes the water level rise and fall?
    I'm thrilled you brought up tsunamis and tides, since both of those prove the Earth is young, and not billions of years old like your pseudoscientists claim.

    Imagine a swimming pool full of still water. What happens when you jump in? It causes waves and ripples. The water moves all around and crashes onto the edges of the pool. It takes about a half an hour for everything to finally calm down and return to stillness.

    Now, the ocean is just a swimming pool and a much larger scale. The fact that you can see the waves and ripples shows the earth is not that old. If, it were in fact billions of years old, the ocean would have no waves. It would be as still as the swimming pool in the above example.

    Checkmate, atheists!

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    • #32
      Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      I'm thrilled you brought up tsunamis and tides, since both of those prove the Earth is young, and not billions of years old like your pseudoscientists claim.
      Recently I visited St Michael's Mount in Cornwall. There is a causeway linking this island with the mainland and 2 of us walked across. It is quite scenic. We sort of assumed that the structure was sufficient to prevent our feet getting wet - but didn't really think about it much at all. It was early morning and in the sunshine we had left our clothes behind and sauntered across in bathing attire. I noticed that the tide was coming in and thought about walking back or something. There were a few others setting off, and we were glad that we were not wearing shoes because the structure wasn't going to keep our feet dry after all, was it!

      But the tides are higher there than in some other places and pretty soon it looked like this (aerial view looking back from island showing boats).

      If someone had built a house in the wrong place (for example due to bribing the municipal planning department when you live in a tsunami zone) then occasional water damage would be easy to predict.

      It hardly seems necessary to state that such an outcome [tsunami] is NOT due to "rising sea levels" but the result of earthquakes:
      Rev. Osborne:
      Imagine a swimming pool full of still water. What happens when you jump in? It causes waves and ripples.
      A falling cliff would have a similar effect but despite such obvious examples it turns out that it IS necessary because of idiots who post unscriptural misinformation such as I discovered at this site
      WARNING: CONTAINS ANTI-BIBLE GRAPHICS AND WEASEL-WORDS
      POSTED FOR INFORMATION PURPOSES ONLY
      NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG PERSONS WHOSE BIBLE-BASED OPINIONS ARE NOT YET FULLY FORMED

      It starts off with the ridiculous statement: "This website is now undergoing continuous construction" TRANSLATION: as soon as the pseudoscientific gobbledygook we're posting is exposed for what it's worth we'll replace it with some other piece of junk that we've just thought up & pretend the earlier stuff was never there.

      Global Warming Dramatically Changes Historical Patterns of Precipitation
      - Causing Record-Breaking Droughts, Floods AND Blizzards
      That is some sort of headline. Note the term "Record-breaking" — records have only been kept for a couple of hundred years.
      The site does mention the invention of the thermometer but prefers deception. .John 8:44

      California broke its all-time record high temperature for any day of the year:
      Just before hurricane Irene approached New Jersey, the Global-Warming Atlantic water temperature was at an all-time record high.
      ..man-made climate change has created DEADLY WIND STORMS in the last few years that are unprecedented in human history.
      There are no records of weather conditions for "all of human history" and there are no "all-time records" for either California or the Atlantic Ocean. Early records are fragmentary but show that there were hurricanes as follows:

      Massachusetts - 1638, 1675, 1761
      Rhode Island - 1769
      Maine - 1635, 1815, 1938 (immortalised in song by Cole Porter)



      __________________________________________________


      Then the authors get onto chaos theory, which they clearly do not understand even though they include a wikipedia link which states:

      Small differences in initial conditions…yield widely diverging outcomes for chaotic systems, rendering long-term prediction impossible in general. This happens even though these systems are deterministic, meaning that their future behavior is fully determined by their initial conditions, with no random elements involved. In other words, the deterministic nature of these systems does not make them predictable. This behavior is known as deterministic chaos, or simply chaos.

      These fools are inspired by Satan, who continues:

      We must understand Pendulum Swing Climate Change PREDICTABLE Chaos,
      The better we are aware of the Universal Laws of Climate Science, the less “random” and the more-predictable our man-made environmental chaos crisis becomes.
      For example, the deadly Katrina and Rita hurricanes that PREDICTABLY devastated the U.S. Gulf Coast with never-before storm surges
      Well it's not difficult to predict that a hurricane will be devastating and the amount of damage is only due to where it strikes land, city? green field? but the most moronic part of all this is that everything written by these morons is completely the opposite of what their own quoted sources had to say on the subject!!

      Anyone bothering to read their site will notice a picture with a dotted line drawn in the sky at 1,000 feet (above some skyscrapers) and Rev. Osborne's post explains so clearly what these demoniacs themselves acknowledge: that it has nothing to do with "climate" but is the result of things falling into (in their example) the Pacific Ocean - specifically: Hawaii.

      excerpt from Moron Central website:
      The Hawaiian Islands grow like mushrooms, as molten lava from a shield-shaped slow-flowing volcano touches the cold Pacific Ocean. Just below the water they look like an unsupported umbrella. Periodically, a huge edge of the mushroom breaks off…One fallen rock in particular is over 30 miles long.

      Imagine what would happen if you dropped a 3-foot-wide rock into a pond near you.

      Now multiply that impact by 50,000 and you will begin to understand the magnitude of this type of COMMON natural recurring, predictable, geological event.
      Nothing to do with "rising sea levels" nothing to do with "climate" their gigantic wave has a single cause: gigantic falling rocks.

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      • #33
        Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
        Now, the ocean is just a swimming pool and a much larger scale. The fact that you can see the waves and ripples shows the earth is not that old. If, it were in fact billions of years old, the ocean would have no waves. It would be as still as the swimming pool in the above example.
        I always thought that the tides were caused by the wind.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #34
          Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          I'm thrilled you brought up tsunamis and tides, since both of those prove the Earth is young, and not billions of years old like your pseudoscientists claim.

          Imagine a swimming pool full of still water. What happens when you jump in? It causes waves and ripples. The water moves all around and crashes onto the edges of the pool. It takes about a half an hour for everything to finally calm down and return to stillness.

          Now, the ocean is just a swimming pool and a much larger scale. The fact that you can see the waves and ripples shows the earth is not that old. If, it were in fact billions of years old, the ocean would have no waves. It would be as still as the swimming pool in the above example.

          Checkmate, atheists!
          appart from the fact that the tide is caused by the moon you can go choke on a bag of dicks
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #35
            Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

            Originally posted by Clod McGobbledegook View Post
            appart from the fact that the tide is caused by the moon you can go choke on a bag of dicks
            Dear Godmocking Whore;

            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

            YIC,

            --Pastor Ezekiel
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #36
              Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

              Originally posted by Clod McGobbledegook View Post
              appart from the fact that the tide is caused by the moon you can go choke on a bag of dicks

              That was just uncalled for!

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              • #37
                Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                Originally posted by Isaac Fisher View Post
                That was just uncalled for!
                Yes totally uncalled for. People who use this kind of language usually have trash as parents who don't know Jesus. He probably has learned this expression from his trailer trash mom who saw nothing wrong with choking on a multitude of dicks. Families like this just need Jesus.
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • #38
                  Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                  Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                  The sea should’ve already overflowed the land since all rivers keep on flowing into it. Yet it’s being miraculously kept at bay. Why don’t secular scientists ask themselves this question? We already know the answer: it’s due to the God’s wisdom and mercy.

                  Shout GLORY!

                  Dan
                  I think it may be something to do with the evaporation of water from the oceans.

                  The moisture in the air is condensed out when the air cools and thus we get clouds and rain. Thus rivers returning the water back to the sea.

                  Why spout all this nonsence? It make christinaity look very stupid.

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                  • #39
                    Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                    Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                    I think it may be something to do with the evaporation of water from the oceans.

                    The moisture in the air is condensed out when the air cools and thus we get clouds and rain. Thus rivers returning the water back to the sea.
                    But you don’t know it, right? We do; clouds have an entirely different purpose than collecting humid air – read 1 Thessalonians 4:17, Matthew 24:30, Acts 1:9-11

                    Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                    Why spout all this nonsence? It make christinaity look very stupid.
                    Joe, trust me, this is certainly NOT our aim!
                    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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                    • #40
                      Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                      Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                      But you don’t know it, right? We do; clouds have an entirely different purpose than collecting humid air – read 1 Thessalonians 4:17, Matthew 24:30, Acts 1:9-11


                      Joe, trust me, this is certainly not our aim!
                      Check his other posts. He proclaims that rain water isn't salty but that it's making the sea more salty by running fresh water into the sea in rivers.

                      He's obsessed with this idea that God is incapable of managing the sea's saltiness yet reckons that the fountains of the deep are there to do just that by pumping salty water into the sea to keep it diluted.

                      I know - we are supposed to immediately throw away our Bibles because of such sense.

                      And yet he can't make a proper introduction thread or tell us about why he loves Jesus.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #41
                        Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                        Check his other posts. He proclaims that rain water isn't salty but that it's making the sea more salty by running fresh water into the sea in rivers.

                        He's obsessed with this idea that God is incapable of managing the sea's saltiness yet reckons that the fountains of the deep are there to do just that by pumping salty water into the sea to keep it diluted.

                        I know - we are supposed to immediately throw away our Bibles because of such sense.

                        And yet he can't make a proper introduction thread or tell us about why he loves Jesus.

                        He also makes some spurious claim that the mongols never invaded europe, for someone spouting "history" and "science" he seems strangely ignorant. I simply cannot carry on with this I am weeping due to this lost souls hateful remarks concerning our Lord and we, the Elect, who have trodden the road to eternal Salvation. I shall pray for him, though I know that the Lord hates this vile sodomite.

                        Praise Him with great praise
                        .
                        Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                        • #42
                          Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                          Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
                          But you don’t know it, right? We do; clouds have an entirely different purpose than collecting humid air – read 1 Thessalonians 4:17, Matthew 24:30, Acts 1:9-11


                          Joe, trust me, this is certainly not our aim!
                          Clouds may or may not have a spiritual function or may be the bible uses poetic language often and you are trying to use it like a lawer.

                          Evaporation/Clouds/Rain fall/Rivers are the mechanisim for the circulation of water around the world, or at least the way water gets from the ocean to the land.

                          YES I know this. It is easy to demonstrate. Go to a Science museum. They will probibly have a "Cloud Chamber". This mormally consists of a glass cylinder which has a piston in it and is sealed at the other end. As the piston moves out the air pressure drops, this makes the temperature drop, both of these things cause the capacity of the air in the tube to carry water to drop. The result is that the air in the tube becomes cloudy, water drops form on the inside surface of the tube and the side of the tube becomes cold to the touch.

                          When the piston moves back into the tube the air pressure inside the tube increases, the temperature gose up, the cloud vanishes, and the water on the side of the glass dries out.

                          Home schooling leaves you with a very poor level of knowlege about the world.

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                          • #43
                            Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                            Originally posted by Tim the plumber View Post
                            Clouds may or may not have a spiritual function or may be the bible uses poetic language often and you are trying to use it like a lawer.

                            Evaporation/Clouds/Rain fall/Rivers are the mechanisim for the circulation of water around the world, or at least the way water gets from the ocean to the land.

                            YES I know this. It is easy to demonstrate. Go to a Science museum. They will probibly have a "Cloud Chamber". This mormally consists of a glass cylinder which has a piston in it and is sealed at the other end. As the piston moves out the air pressure drops, this makes the temperature drop, both of these things cause the capacity of the air in the tube to carry water to drop. The result is that the air in the tube becomes cloudy, water drops form on the inside surface of the tube and the side of the tube becomes cold to the touch.

                            When the piston moves back into the tube the air pressure inside the tube increases, the temperature gose up, the cloud vanishes, and the water on the side of the glass dries out.

                            Home schooling leaves you with a very poor level of knowlege about the world.
                            If you truly must be so hateful, why can you not at least have the courtesy of writing properly?
                            Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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                            • #44
                              Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                              Originally posted by One True Religion View Post
                              He also makes some spurious claim that the mongols never invaded europe, for someone spouting "history" and "science" he seems strangely ignorant. I simply cannot carry on with this I am weeping due to this lost souls hateful remarks concerning our Lord and we, the Elect, who have trodden the road to eternal Salvation. I shall pray for him, though I know that the Lord hates this vile sodomite.


                              Praise Him with great praise
                              .
                              They conquered the Ukrain, were about to go into Poland and eastern Europe when Gengis died and the general took his army back to "discuss" who was going to be the new Khan. When he got back with his army of 50,000 his brother met him with an army of 500,000. So he said "OK, that makes you the boss". The boss said "Right best go back and finish the job in the west then." to which the reply was "Don't bother it's a sh1t hole."

                              I am sure that I am paraphraising a lot but they did not go into the Balklans or Poland. My version of Europe stops at the Bug (an important river).

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                              • #45
                                Re: SAND will prevent sea level rise

                                I see, a racist's view of history, however, while I agree that europe is just one large worthless bog, it was hardly the reason why the hordes left is it? Still what would a plumber know of such matters.
                                Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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