An Unsaved Fool's Questions about The Flood are Answered

[The Humanist]

How long do you think it took Noah to find all the diffetent types of stick insect?



And these fellas...

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Just wondering...

Dear God mocker. Nice try at tripping us up, but if you had read your Bible, it clearly says all the animals that were commanded to by God came to him.

Genesis 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Just wondering...

Dear God mocker. Nice try at tripping us up, but if you had read your Bible, it clearly says all the animals that were commanded to by God came to him.

Genesis 7:9 There went in two and two unto Noah into the ark, the male and the female, as God had commanded Noah.

Yes, it was really a quite coordinated effort, such as it was guided by God's divine hand. The males of the species lined up on the left, the females on the right. They lined up in two columns....giraffes, followed by flamingos, followed by bears, followed by hawks, followed by earthworms, followed by ferrets, etc. None of the animals ate each other as they walked up the loading ramp, since God used his powers to not make them hungry.

I really don't get why atheists have such a hang-up with this story. It's pretty simple and straightforward if you ask me.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Just wondering...

Yes, it was really a quite coordinated effort, such as it was guided by God's divine hand. The males of the species lined up on the left, the females on the right. They lined up in two columns....giraffes, followed by flamingos, followed by bears, followed by hawks, followed by earthworms, followed by ferrets, etc. None of the animals ate each other as they walked up the loading ramp, since God used his powers to not make them hungry.

I really don't get why atheists have such a hang-up with this story. It's pretty simple and straightforward if you ask me.

Amen! I'll put it for this atheist hippie in a way that even he can understand.

[The Humanist]

Re: Just wondering...

Who would have thought koalas could swim oceans.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Just wondering...

Who would have thought koalas could swim oceans.

Look up the word "omnipotent" and get back to us, hippy fool!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Just wondering...

How long do you think it took Noah to find all the diffetent types of stick insect?

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You are funny. II suppose you think Noah sent out invites?

[Bible Student]

Re: Just wondering...

Who would have thought koalas could swim oceans.

You are making a huge assumption that all the land masses were separate before the flood. No doubt because you fill your head with those silly evolutionismist ideas. Please quote the scripture that says koalas had to swim across any ocean.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Just wondering...

Who would have thought koalas could swim oceans.

So, you think that God, the Creator of heaven and earth, can't get a koala to swim?

(Matthew 19:26) "But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible."



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Jedediah]

Re: Just wondering...

You are making a huge assumption that all the land masses were separate before the flood.

Scripture tells us that The Flood began when the Earth's crust was fractured, releasing subterranean caverns of water.

Genesis 7:11-12
In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.
And the rain was upon the earth forty days and forty nights.

The "fountains of the great deep" are the pre-Flood subterranean water table, much like those that still exist today in remnant form (e.g., the Ogallala Aquifer, which resides under several midwestern U.S. states and supplies continuous spring water in the form of artesian wells, which flow continuosly since their pressure was not released in The Flood, as God chose to leave the American continent in one piece since it would eventually serve as the land for His Chosen Nation).

All land masses were positioned upon aquifers at the beginning of Creation which supplied free-flowing rivers before the flood. It was these ancient massive aquifers that were triggered to burst forth and flooded the Earth. Even though these aquifers were largely depleted, today 40% of the drinking water in the United States comes from these ancient ground waters.

The following picture shows the locations of the mid-oceanic ridges where the world was globally fractured, which reside all over the world.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Here we see one of the fountains of the deep still running and maintaining the ocean levels so they don't dry up.

Honestly! Do these idiots even bother to look around them for the boundless evidence that the Bible is inerrant?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: An Unsaved Fool's Questions about The Flood are Answered

Atheists never bother doing any basis research do they? Even simple questions like how did the dinosaurs fit on the ark? Now the answer is that Noah only put on teenage dinosaurs. Atheists always try to look for problems, read your KJV1611 and do some basic research,

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/2000/04/03/dinosaurs-on-noahs-ark

YIC

Jack