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  • #16
    Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

    Originally posted by Professor Logic View Post
    Jesus has never come up with anything original that lives.

    Darwin did.

    Praying to zombie Jesus to give you something he doesn't have to begin with can't bring you the fraction of salavation Darwin can.
    Jesus and God are one and the same. God created everything. Even you. Ok, one thing was not very original. My bad.

    Darwin used his free will to mock God. Now he is dead and spending eternity in Hell.

    For a person with the pompousness to call himself what you do, you are not very wise nor logical.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • #17
      Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

      Originally posted by Professor Logic View Post
      Jesus has never come up with anything original that lives.

      Darwin did.

      Praying to zombie Jesus to give you something he doesn't have to begin with can't bring you the fraction of salavation Darwin can.
      Show were Darwin has caused a war like the Crusades. When the Crusaders captured Jerusalem they KILLED everyone man, woman and child because Jesus told them to! They had to wade knee deep in BLOOD! Muslim, Jewish, Christian, the Crusaders killed them all! Some of them even took an arrow to the knee to do it! Show were anyone has been killed at the orders of Charles Darwin.

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      • #18
        Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

        I don't think Darwin even so much as dealt with a drunken brawl.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
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        • #19
          Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

          Originally posted by Professor Logic View Post
          Jesus has never come up with anything original that lives.

          Darwin did.

          Praying to zombie Jesus to give you something he doesn't have to begin with can't bring you the fraction of salavation Darwin can.
          Did this Darwin feller even exist? I hear all these stories about him traveling to some odd looking islands, promoting bestiality, and all and it just seems like a darn fairytale. Eitherway he is burning in Hell now.
          Dr. John Matthews
          Ph.D. in Biology w/ minor in Environmental Science - Vanderbilt '97
          Masters in Biology - Vanderbilt '94
          Masters in Creation Science - Patriot University 93'
          Bachelors in Biology - Vanderbilt '91

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          • #20
            Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

            Darwin died screaming for Jesus on his deathbed. Just like all atheist scum will.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #21
              Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              You're pretending to be this stupid, right?

              God damaged his vision. It could have been something one of his ancestors did a hundred years ago or something before he was Saved. The important thing is now he is Saved whereas you are going to Hell.

              You really need to know your Bible a bit more, sonny.
              You have glasses too. Haven't you read the Bible as it obviously says in Leviticus 21:20 that you aren't worthy. Enjoy hell.
              Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
              Genesis 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

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              • #22
                Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                Shame you had to delete that post, but I understand
                Ezekiel 25:18 And hear that I shall strike with furious vengance anyone calling me a bloody polack

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                • #23
                  Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                  Originally posted by Professor Logic View Post
                  Shame you had to delete that post, but I understand
                  Huh? I don't see anything missing?

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                  • #24
                    Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                    Originally posted by God'sevolution View Post
                    You have glasses too. Haven't you read the Bible as it obviously says in Leviticus 21:20 that you aren't worthy. Enjoy hell.
                    A blemish in my eye? My eyes are beautiful and blue as God intended.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Darwin rules, Jesus suck

                      Originally posted by Professor Logic View Post
                      Darwin is truly a giant a real prophet of the future. Jesus? He is just third rate hippie.

                      What did Jesus do?
                      He talked about bunch of things, everyone already knew about. How we should be nice to eachother and similar stuff that was ancient even in his time.

                      What did Darwin do?
                      He discovered a whole new message to tell people and this message not only changed and improved the world in a way Jesus can only dream of, but also opened way for many other similar prophets like Max Planck or Albert Eisten.

                      Darwin truly is the messenger of universal salvation for everyone.

                      Accept Darwin into your hearts and bask in his eternal glory!
                      Darwin had a whole new message? Alfred Russel Wallace likes to disagree!
                      And what do Planck and Einstein have to do with evolution? I think the sins are rotting your brain away sir!

                      PS: What do you mean that Jesus told us to be nice to each other? Do you have scripture to back it up?
                      John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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