X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    The 2011 awards have been announced

    This is always an exciting time, however I am disappointed that my list of nominees from this place did not even get honorable mention.

    There is always next year, must remain optimistic...

    The award list is here
    sigpic
    “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

    The only "awards" we care about are our Heavenly Rewards up in Heaven, after Jesus kills us and allows us to sit at His right hand for all eternity.

    John 6:47 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
    Darwin is in hell.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

      Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
      This is always an exciting time, however I am disappointed that my list of nominees from this place did not even get honorable mention.

      There is always next year, must remain optimistic...

      The award list is here
      Barely intelligible. Who wrote it, a texting-addicted 12-year-old with the attention span of a fruit fly?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Barely intelligible. Who wrote it, a texting-addicted 12-year-old with the attention span of a fruit fly?
        How dare you even show yourself as you have glasses.
        Leviticus 21:20
        I wonder what did you do damage your vision.
        Unsaved trash!
        Genesis 2:17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
        Genesis 5:5 And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

          Originally posted by God'sevolution View Post
          How dare you even show yourself as you have glasses.
          Leviticus 21:20
          I wonder what did you do damage your vision.
          Unsaved trash!


          I aged past 40. They're called reading glasses.

          If you're lucky, you'll live long enough to need them.

          Can you explain what my glasses have to do with the pathetically poor, childlike writing for the so-called "Darwin Awards"?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

          Comment

          • #6
            Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

            Originally posted by God'sevolution View Post
            How dare you even show yourself as you have glasses.
            Leviticus 21:20
            I wonder what did you do damage your vision.
            Unsaved trash!
            You're pretending to be this stupid, right?

            God damaged his vision. It could have been something one of his ancestors did a hundred years ago or something before he was Saved. The important thing is now he is Saved whereas you are going to Hell.

            You really need to know your Bible a bit more, sonny.
            sigpic
            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

            Comment

            • #7
              Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

              I cant quite see where youre going.

              Comment

              • #8
                Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                Originally posted by el hierro View Post
                I cant quite see where youre going.
                That's because you're a damned foreigner.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                Comment

                • #9
                  Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                  Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                  This is always an exciting time, however I am disappointed that my list of nominees from this place did not even get honorable mention.

                  There is always next year, must remain optimistic...

                  The award list is here
                  I see that, once again, you failed to make it onto the only award list that matters: the list of names Jesus has written in His Book of Life. Better luck this year.
                  Originally posted by el hierro View Post
                  I cant quite see where youre going.
                  What a coincidence, I can't quite see what the point of your post is.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                    Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                    This is always an exciting time, however I am disappointed that my list of nominees from this place did not even get honorable mention. There is always next year, must remain optimistic... The award list is here
                    I am glad to see that atheists are finally running out of money. Must be all those gay orgies they attend. They clearly didn't have any money left to design a proper website.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                    Comment

                    • #11
                      Darwin rules, Jesus suck

                      Darwin is truly a giant a real prophet of the future. Jesus? He is just third rate hippie.

                      What did Jesus do?
                      He talked about bunch of things, everyone already knew about. How we should be nice to eachother and similar stuff that was ancient even in his time.

                      What did Darwin do?
                      He discovered a whole new message to tell people and this message not only changed and improved the world in a way Jesus can only dream of, but also opened way for many other similar prophets like Max Planck or Albert Eisten.

                      Darwin truly is the messenger of universal salvation for everyone.

                      Accept Darwin into your hearts and bask in his eternal glory!
                      Ezekiel 25:18 And hear that I shall strike with furious vengance anyone calling me a bloody polack

                      Comment

                      • #12
                        Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                        Darwin. A man obsessed with, among other things, earthworms.

                        Awesome.
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        sigpic
                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                        Comment

                        • #13
                          Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                          Darwin is dead, Jesus lives forever.

                          Game
                          Set
                          Match
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                          Comment

                          • #14
                            Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                            Jesus has never come up with anything original that lives.

                            Darwin did.

                            Praying to zombie Jesus to give you something he doesn't have to begin with can't bring you the fraction of salavation Darwin can.
                            Ezekiel 25:18 And hear that I shall strike with furious vengance anyone calling me a bloody polack

                            Comment

                            • #15
                              Re: The 2011 awards have been announced

                              Originally posted by Professor Logic View Post
                              Jesus has never come up with anything original that lives.

                              Darwin did.

                              Praying to zombie Jesus to give you something he doesn't have to begin with can't bring you the fraction of salavation Darwin can.
                              The Jesus-haters always reveal their true nature.

                              Once you peel away their veneer of false manners you see that without the moral compass God gave us in the KJV Bible they are ethically rudderless.

                              Sad.



                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
                              sigpic

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 template Next
                              Working...
                              X