Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

According to Jesus, who is God, men give birth too: to long liquid snakes out of our tallywhackers.

John 7:38

King James Version (KJV)

38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water.

Who knows what these liquid snake creatures are up to. I hope they are alright. I never got a chance to tell them my Christian testimony, or the Good News© of Jesus Christ.

Today God has put it on my heart to train up my piss before I flush it down the toilet. As it lingers in the bowl, I will preach the gospel to my living water snake, just in case it has a soul.

I want you all to contemplate your piss, whether it has a soul and destiny in Heaven or Hell as we do, or whether it will live and die as mortal creatures do. Do we have ethical duties to living water born of our own bellies? Or is it just like the fish of the sea.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

I would suspect it would be like fish or dolphins, just a dumb animal that can't feel pain. On the other hand the scientists claim a certain amount of seed goes out with our urine so maybe a burial is in order every time we piss ?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

I would suspect it would be like fish or dolphins, just a dumb animal that can't feel pain. On the other hand the scientists claim a certain amount of seed goes out with our urine so maybe a burial is in order every time we piss ?

I like to think that my piss is not dying, but being born into the world as we are. Perhaps it is swimming joyously among the turds, living and growing in the Lord. Why do you have to be so morbid, brother?

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

Does that mean we can baptize people with our urin?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

According to Jesus, who is God, men give birth too: to long liquid snakes out of our tallywhackers.

Who knows what these liquid snake creatures are up to. I hope they are alright. I never got a chance to tell them my Christian testimony, or the Good News© of Jesus Christ.

Today God has put it on my heart to train up my piss before I flush it down the toilet. As it lingers in the bowl, I will preach the gospel to my living water snake, just in case it has a soul.

I want you all to contemplate your piss, whether it has a soul and destiny in Heaven or Hell as we do, or whether it will live and die as mortal creatures do. Do we have ethical duties to living water born of our own bellies? Or is it just like the fish of the sea.

I wonder if that includes women's urine. On the one hand, women are capable of believething in Christ, but on the other hand, if God wanted to include women, surely He would have inspired the Apostle John to write specifically, "He or she that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his or her belly shall flow rivers ofliving water." I dare not presume a woman is included, but I'd hate to miss the opportunity to witness to my own water before flushing it away forever.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

I wonder if that includes women's urine. On the one hand, women are capable of believething in Christ, but on the other hand, if God wanted to include women, surely He would have inspired the Apostle John to write specifically, "He or she that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his or her belly shall flow rivers ofliving water." I dare not presume a woman is included, but I'd hate to miss the opportunity to witness to my own water before flushing it away forever.

I think it may depend on whether or not women have souls. We will know for sure on Judgment Day.

In the meantime, it is better to be safe than sorry. I keep a KJV on the back of my toilet anyway. It couldn't hurt to read at least a little bit of the gospel before reaching for that handle. Maybe the Sermon on the Mount, or the Parable of the Good Samaritan.

[Bob4God]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

We will know for sure on Judgment Day.

I sort of hope it turns out that pee isn't alive.

Can you imagine how long Judgment Day will take with GOD having to prosecute and sentence billions and billions of sinners? And that's without judging their urine and the countless souls of the unborn.

In either case, I really hope that it doesn't take too long, because I can't wait to get to the part where they all burn in Hell and we get to praise JESUS for eternity.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

What if there is pee AND poop in the bowl? I don't want to waste God's Precious Words on some unworthy doo-doo.

YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Does Christian Piss Have a Soul?

What if there is pee AND poop in the bowl? I don't want to waste God's Precious Words on some unworthy doo-doo.

YiC,

Zech

Yet you share Scripture with all the Unsaved Trash, Brother!