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  • lukasekman
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 614

    #1

    The E=mc² hoax

    E=mc² is Einstein's famous formula which asserts that the energy (E) which makes up the matter in any body is equal to the square of the speed of light (c²) times the mass (m) of that body. It is a meaningless, almost nonsensical, statement that purports to relate all matter to light. In fact, no theory has successfully unified the laws governing mass (i.e., gravity) with the laws governing light (i.e., electromagnetism), and numerous attempts to derive E=mc² in general from first principles have failed. Political pressure, however, has since made it impossible for anyone pursuing an academic career in science to even question the validity of this nonsensical equation. Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

    Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge predicts that a unified theory of all the laws of physics is impossible, because light and matter were created at different times, in different ways, as described in the Book of Genesis.

    Mass is a measure of an object's inertia, in other words its resistance to acceleration. In contrast, the intrinsic energy of an object (such as an atom) is a function of electrostatic charge and other non-inertial forces, having nothing to do with gravity. Declaring the object's energy to be a function of inertia rather than electrostatics is an absurd and impossible attempt to unify the forces of nature, contrary to Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge.

    For more than a century, the claim that E=mc² has never yielded anything of value. Often it seems to be used as a redefinition of "energy" for pseudo-scientific purposes, as by the lamestream media. There have been attempts to find some justification for the equation in already understood processes involved in nuclear power generation and nuclear weapons, and in the speculation about antimatter.

    Source: http://www.conservapedia.com/E%3Dmc%5E2

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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22371

    #2
    Re: The E=mc² hoax

    Einstein was a Jew.

    Case closed.
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    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: The E=mc² hoax

      Everyone knows, light is instantaneous. When a light is turned on, it does not flow from the bulb like water from a spigot!
      Seriously, if these 'scientists' really want people to buy into their little lies, they should at least make them plausible.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Titus Templeton
        Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
        Jesus macht frei
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2010
        • 5912

        #4
        Re: The E=mc² hoax

        E=mc²

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: The E=mc² hoax

          Andrew Schlafly is a death-cookie-munching Romanist who rewrites the Bible to suit himself, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: The E=mc² hoax

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Everyone knows, light is instantaneous. When a light is turned on, it does not flow from the bulb like water from a spigot!
            Seriously, if these 'scientists' really want people to buy into their little lies, they should at least make them plausible.
            No kidding!

            The very idea is silly! I mean, I was told by one scientist that the stars I was looking at was 11 million "light years" away. He told me that means it took light 11 million years to reach me. I turned to him and asked, "I'm looking at this light right now; do you really think I'm 11 million years old?"

            What a goof!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #7
              Re: The E=mc² hoax

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Everyone knows, light is instantaneous. When a light is turned on, it does not flow from the bulb like water from a spigot!
              Seriously, if these 'scientists' really want people to buy into their little lies, they should at least make them plausible.

              Absolutely correct Brother James,

              Genesis 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

              Not, let there be light and when it could be arsed it eventually turned up.

              YIC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              • Maria_Tosspot
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2013
                • 81

                #8
                Re: The E=mc² hoax

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Everyone knows, light is instantaneous. When a light is turned on, it does not flow from the bulb like water from a spigot!
                Seriously, if these 'scientists' really want people to buy into their little lies, they should at least make them plausible.
                WRONG see for yourself here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snSIRJ2brEk

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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269

                  #9
                  Re: The E=mc² hoax

                  Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
                  WRONG see for yourself here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snSIRJ2brEk
                  Oh a youtube video, well that's proof. I guess if youtube is considered "scientific" cats talk in English on a regular basis.

                  Guess my barn cats are just messing with me with all that meowing.
                  Drama queen

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                  • Evelyn123
                    Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                    • Jan 2013
                    • 11

                    #10
                    Re: The E=mc² hoax

                    Light does indeed flow like water from a spigot. Human eyes and brains are simply too slow to perceive it. A photon travelling through the vacuum of space will travel APPROXIMATELY 300,000 meters per second. Light from the sun takes approximately 8 minutes to travel to earth.

                    High-speed cameras have been invented/designed that can actually capture a beam of light travelling in slow motion.

                    the formula E=mc^2 is not even wholly accurate, as a much more sophisticated formula has been devised.


                    The weight of an atomic nucleus will always be a little bit less than the combined total of the particles that make it up. That missing mass is the energy that holds the nucleus together.

                    The sun provides us with light/warmth/energy through nuclear fusion with the same concept: four hydrogen atoms will weigh more than the helium nucleus they fuse into. The missing mass is converted to energy. and the speed of light squared is a large number, hence the immense amount of energy produced by nuclear fusion.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: The E=mc² hoax

                      Originally posted by Evelyn123 View Post
                      Light does indeed flow like water from a spigot. Human eyes and brains are simply too slow to perceive it. A photon travelling through the vacuum of space will travel APPROXIMATELY 300,000 meters per second. Light from the sun takes approximately 8 minutes to travel to earth.

                      High-speed cameras have been invented/designed that can actually capture a beam of light travelling in slow motion.

                      the formula E=mc^2 is not even wholly accurate, as a much more sophisticated formula has been devised.


                      The weight of an atomic nucleus will always be a little bit less than the combined total of the particles that make it up. That missing mass is the energy that holds the nucleus together.

                      The sun provides us with light/warmth/energy through nuclear fusion with the same concept: four hydrogen atoms will weigh more than the helium nucleus they fuse into. The missing mass is converted to energy. and the speed of light squared is a large number, hence the immense amount of energy produced by nuclear fusion.
                      energy has mass yep that's why I always turn a lamp off before I lift it to dust, it's much too heavy for me to lift with all that energy running through it
                      Drama queen

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #12
                        Re: The E=mc² hoax

                        Originally posted by Evelyn123 View Post
                        Light does indeed flow like water from a spigot. Human eyes and brains are simply too slow to perceive it. A photon travelling through the vacuum of space will travel APPROXIMATELY 300,000 meters per second. Light from the sun takes approximately 8 minutes to travel to earth.
                        You are saying water travels at 300,000 mps?

                        High-speed cameras have been invented/designed that can actually capture a beam of light travelling in slow motion.
                        This sounds interesting. Do you have any of the footage from this camera?


                        The weight of an atomic nucleus will always be a little bit less than the combined total of the particles that make it up. That missing mass is the energy that holds the nucleus together.

                        The sun provides us with light/warmth/energy through nuclear fusion with the same concept: four hydrogen atoms will weigh more than the helium nucleus they fuse into. The missing mass is converted to energy. and the speed of light squared is a large number, hence the immense amount of energy produced by nuclear fusion.
                        We are more objective than to blindly follow the words of scientists when it comes to things like atomic theory here, friend.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • Evelyn123
                          Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
                          • Jan 2013
                          • 11

                          #13
                          Re: The E=mc² hoax

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          You are saying water travels at 300,000 mps?

                          No, I am saying that light does indeed emerge from a source, and travel a distance in a measurable amount of time. This time is simply much too brief (and the speed of light too quick) to be perceived by the human brain and eyes.

                          If I remember correctly, a neuron can send one signal every 5 milliseconds. 200 signals per second.


                          As for scientists, why are you so skeptical of them, but not of christianity/the bible? Skepticism is something that should be practiced without any discrimination.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Maria_Tosspot
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 81

                            #14
                            Re: The E=mc² hoax

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            You are saying water travels at 300,000 mps?

                            This sounds interesting. Do you have any of the footage from this camera?
                            Yes it's in the video I posted

                            Originally posted by Evelyn123 View Post
                            Light does indeed flow like water from a spigot. Human eyes and brains are simply too slow to perceive it. A photon travelling through the vacuum of space will travel APPROXIMATELY 300,000 meters per second. Light from the sun takes approximately 8 minutes to travel to earth.

                            High-speed cameras have been invented/designed that can actually capture a beam of light travelling in slow motion.

                            the formula E=mc^2 is not even wholly accurate, as a much more sophisticated formula has been devised.


                            The weight of an atomic nucleus will always be a little bit less than the combined total of the particles that make it up. That missing mass is the energy that holds the nucleus together.

                            The sun provides us with light/warmth/energy through nuclear fusion with the same concept: four hydrogen atoms will weigh more than the helium nucleus they fuse into. The missing mass is converted to energy. and the speed of light squared is a large number, hence the immense amount of energy produced by nuclear fusion.
                            I tried to explain the same thing to them and they blatantly ignore the facts I'm afraid I guess not one of them is capable of individual thought, quite funny really like watching sheep blindly follow one and other.

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            Oh a youtube video, well that's proof. I guess if youtube is considered "scientific" cats talk in English on a regular basis.

                            Guess my barn cats are just messing with me with all that meowing.
                            not everything on youtube is fake

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #15
                              Re: The E=mc² hoax

                              Originally posted by Maria_Tosspot View Post
                              not everything on youtube is fake
                              NOTHING in the Holy Bible is fake!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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