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  • Aformerbaptist
    Unsaved trash
    • Mar 2010
    • 90

    #181
    Re: Informative World Map

    Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
    You might want to take a deep breath and get yourself under control again. Brother Levi never claimed to know much about science. The only one worshipping science here is you, boy.

    i dont worship it, i study it

    Then why did you make such a fuss when I called you stupid? Stupid boy.

    ignorant dumb fundamentalist

    This boy never made much sense to me, Brother. First he claimed there was nothing in space, then he claimed there was water in space, while he obviously has never been there to prove either of these statements right. Apparently, he prefers blindly believing what someone with a PhD tells him over common sense. How could heat travel from the sun to the earth if there is no medium to carry the warmth? Logically speaking, this "vacuum" would be the best insulator you can think of, and we would be deep frozen.
    i never said there was water in space god damn hahah there is no medium in space which is why its a vacuum god f ucking dammit look at what i write. and three phd's in all subjects related to theology which is not science in any form or fashion stupid fundy. and heat does not travel in a vacuum, light does i think i said this over five times. light is a form of energy that transfers when it hits a medium. quit calling me stupid because i yet to see evidence relating to the sun is coal and 470 miles in the sky you dumb bastard. go show your phds to any ivy league university and see what they say. they will laugh at you. i am laughing at you. learn some real science before you debate me you close minded twat.
    and mrs rodgers, google space suits. god dammit

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #182
      Re: Informative World Map

      Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
      i dont worship it, i study it
      That's just how you call it. If I read the Bible, I'm studying God as well. I prefer to call it worship, but with religions like science, it comes down to the same thing.

      there is no medium in space which is why its a vacuum god f ucking dammit look at what i write.
      And look what I answer, you retarded boy. Have you ever been into "space?" No? Then how can you say there is no medium there?

      and three phd's in all subjects related to theology which is not science in any form or fashion stupid fundy.
      That is solely your opinion, silly boy. Your religion (science) might value your kind of PhD's higher, but my religion (True Christianity(tm)) value our own kind of PhD's higher. I never claimed it was secular science, it is True Science(tm), also known as Creation Science.

      and heat does not travel in a vacuum, light does i think i said this over five times. light is a form of energy that transfers when it hits a medium.
      Okay, then how does light travel in a vacuum?

      quit calling me stupid
      No.

      because i yet to see evidence relating to the sun is coal and 470 miles in the sky you dumb bastard.
      Your hate increases with every sentence you type. Why is that?
      Anyway, we have proven conclusively that the sun is made of coal in that thread. I'm not going to repeat it here. Just read the thing.

      go show your phds to any ivy league university and see what they say. they will laugh at you. i am laughing at you. learn some real science before you debate me you close minded twat.
      Well, why don't you show your "titles and degrees" here at Landover, boy? We would laugh as hard about your secular nonsense degrees as you would about my degrees in True Science(tm).
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #183
        Re: Informative World Map

        Originally posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
        and mrs rodgers, google space suits. god dammit
        Please do not do that God gets very upset when you use his name in vein.

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        • JelloBarf
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Mar 2010
          • 30

          #184
          Re: Informative World Map

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Hello everyone,
          I saw on another thread that some Unsaved Trash didn't know where Chinks came from, so I thought I'd make a map of the world to show everyone where everyone else is.

          I would have liked to have room to show how bits of the USA are infested with papists or Lutherans, or that the French smell of garlic, their women are harlots and their men are all homers, but there's just not the room.

          Perhaps I'll do some more detailed ones later.

          Anyway, I hope this helps:

          [ATTACH]6096[/ATTACH]
          Thats funny, i couldve sworn you called ME a a racist in an earlier thread

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #185
            Re: Informative World Map

            Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
            Thats funny, i couldve sworn you called ME a a racist in an earlier thread
            So? How is this post by Brother Bathfire racist in any way?
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22826

              #186
              Re: Informative World Map

              Originally posted by JelloBarf View Post
              Thats funny, i couldve sworn you called ME a a racist in an earlier thread
              Hello, O racist one. Please note the words I wrote. That map is for Unsaved Trash (e.g. JelloBarf) That's the sort of thing they understand.

              I see you understood it my little eugenicist.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • That Jap Wannabe
                Unsaved trash
                • Apr 2010
                • 11

                #187
                Re: Informative World Map

                i Have to ask, what makes the U.S.A so Godly? i mean, its a great country, but in what way is it GODLY? Canadians aren't Soviets. Canada's a Democracy, people in Asia aren't Chinks, they're Asians, saying Chinks is just purely racist. Communism doesnt spread as far as it was shown in the map. People in Germany NOWADAYS arent all Nazis! They're Nazis in the USA!, and why is California Homers and Liberals!?! there are Homosexuals and liberals ALL OVER THE USA, they're not all secluded to CA. And Austrians come from AUSTRIA not Australia.

                And why in god's name would you want to use t his extremely inaccurate map in local schools? you'll be messing with kids education, and when they go to a different school or to a college, they wont know ANYTHING!!

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #188
                  Re: Informative World Map

                  Originally posted by That Jap Wannabe View Post
                  i Have to ask, what makes the U.S.A so Godly?
                  The USA is the richest country on Earth. God makes it clear those that are the most Godly will be rewarded.

                  2 Samuel 22:21
                  The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

                  2 Chronicles 15:7
                  Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.


                  Psalm 31:23
                  O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

                  Isn't it obvious to you that the nations that suffer the most, from wars and poverty, are heathen nations? Look at places like Somalia, Afghanistan, hell pretty much all of Africa, Laos, Cambodia, etc. Just a bunch of Mudslimes and Buddha-worshipping chinks. The Lord has given them their just desserts.


                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Chris T
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 134

                    #189
                    Re: Informative World Map

                    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                    Isn't it obvious to you that the nations that suffer the most, from wars and poverty, are heathen nations? Look at places like Somalia, Afghanistan, hell pretty much all of Africa, Laos, Cambodia, etc. Just a bunch of Mudslimes and Buddha-worshipping chinks. The Lord has given them their just desserts.

                    Amen Reverend!
                    Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                    2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                    • bruster
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 9

                      #190
                      Re: Informative World Map

                      whats a jigaboo?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22826

                        #191
                        Re: Informative World Map

                        A term of colloquial affection for an darker than average Darkie - I believe the word comes from some African language.

                        If you have any more trouble visit HERE
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #192
                          Re: Informative World Map

                          Originally posted by bruster View Post
                          whats a jigaboo?
                          Aren't those the crazy clown people who think they're cool because they belong to a "family"?
                          Drama queen

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                          • Gemira
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 48

                            #193
                            Re: Informative World Map

                            You forgot to mark down "homers and lieberals" on the east coast as well

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                            • Sexual deviant
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 65

                              #194
                              ok ive now sat and read most of this thread, i couldnt get myself to read everything simply because i found it deeply sadening that people here insist on being this narrowminded (although i found it extremely entertaining that just about every time there was a rational question or argument that wasnt to the baptist liking they where banned almost instantly)

                              but now I personaly have one BIG question for mister ezekiel bathfire or whatever: have you read the terms of agreement when creating your profile here and if not i feel i should point out that it is against the rules posting hateful messages in here and i really dont see anything but that from you.

                              so seriously for a so called God fearing man you dont really seem to have grasped the deeper meaning of the so called good book, such as do onto others as you wish done onto you...

                              and by the way do you even know the meaning of the word tolerance???
                              just asking
                              18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
                              18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.

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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #195
                                Re: Informative World Map

                                Originally posted by Sexual deviant View Post
                                and by the way do you even know the meaning of the word tolerance???
                                just asking
                                The Bible does not tell us to be tolerant. But it does tell us to refrain from sexual deviance, hypocrite!

                                Ephesians 5:3 (King James Version)

                                3But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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