[WanKer]

Re: A serious Question

Your premise is wrong. No one is innocent. According to the Holy Bible, we are all drenched in filthy sin, and we richly deserve to be tortured in hell forever.

When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. Glory!!

So if my baby is dead tomorrow from an illness that might have a cure in 20 years but not now, whats that? Gods love or his powerlessness to help his children? Or is my 6 month old a sinner too?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A serious Question

So if my baby is dead tomorrow from an illness that might have a cure in 20 years but not now, whats that? Gods love or his powerlessness to help his children? Or is my 6 month old a sinner too?

Look, God loves us all, but because we are steeped in sin (including that vile baby of yours) we are going to eternal hellfire.

Unless we repent and accept Jesus as our personal Savior that is.

You might want to take a look at THIS sermon I did a few months ago on the topic.

[WanKer]

Re: A serious Question

Look, God loves us all, but because we are steeped in sin (including that vile baby of yours) we are going to eternal hellfire.

Unless we repent and accept Jesus as our personal Savior that is.

You might want to take a look at THIS sermon I did a few months ago on the topic.

What sin could a 6 month old possibly be guilty of? Crapping her pants? Weeing in the bath? Biting mummies tits too hard?

Get real...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A serious Question

What sin could a 6 month old possibly be guilty of? Crapping her pants? Weeing in the bath? Biting mummies tits too hard?

Get real...

She is guilty of the same filthy sin that you are guilty of. She is a daughter of Eve, the slut who got talked into eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge by the talking snake, then tricked Adam into eating it too, which condemned all Mankind to eternal damnation...

Ring a bell?

Do they even have Bibles in Godless Austria?

By the way, are you THIS sex pervert, who writes pornography? Is that why you hate Jesus so much?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A serious Question

So if my baby is dead tomorrow from an illness that might have a cure in 20 years but not now, whats that? Gods love or his powerlessness to help his children? Or is my 6 month old a sinner too?

If you don't stop whining, God might just make you eat your kid. Without even so much as a tasty relish.

Deuteronomy 28:49 The LORD shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand;
50 A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor shew favour to the young:
51 And he shall eat the fruit of thy cattle, and the fruit of thy land, until thou be destroyed: which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil, or the increase of thy kine, or flocks of thy sheep, until he have destroyed thee.
52 And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
54 So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
55 So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.




And you won't share any with your wife.

[Roberta]

Re: A serious Question

OMG! Are you one of those Mungo cannibals that are still hiding out in the Alps?

[WanKer]

Re: A serious Question

So a talking snake (which none of us has ever seen) is the main player in an event which leaves my 6 month old baby a "sinner"... Yeah and I'm the tooth fairy...

And... Yeah that guy you found, thats definitely me, coz theres only one Ian Kerner in the world... Ian being such an unusual name and all...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A serious Question

So a talking snake (which none of us has ever seen) is the main player in an event which leaves my 6 month old baby a "sinner"... Yeah and I'm the tooth fairy...

Well, God, Adam and Eve saw it. Plus it's written down in the book of Genesis. If God says it happened, that's good enough for me.

And... Yeah that guy you found, thats definitely me, coz theres only one Ian Kerner in the world... Ian being such an unusual name and all...

Well then you really have alot to repent for. I mean, you write books telling normal people to fornicate in unGodly ways, and you give females feminazi ideas about their cooter. On Judgement Day you're going to have alot to answer for, on bended knee in front of Jesus.

I'm glad I'm not you.

[Mindlessness]

Re: A serious Question

But friends what about Carbon dating, surely that proves that the earth is millions and not thousands of years old?

[Bob Kaare]

Re: A serious Question

But friends what about Carbon dating, surely that proves that the earth is millions and not thousands of years old?

Ofc not, because god says it is not so! And when it is not written in an 1800 year old book, it cannot possibly be true!'
Cars also do not excist, as god has not mentioned the either

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: A serious Question

Ofc not, because god says it is not so! And when it is not written in an 1800 year old book, it cannot possibly be true!'
Cars also do not exist, as god has not mentioned the either

Yeah and sadly you exist even though you are not in the Bible.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A serious Question

Gday

We have operatives posted at strategic locations in the gay nightlife of Australia, so we're watching you.

I'll try my best to keep a straight face with this one.

You and straight probably don't go together, but ok.

If the world is 5000 years old and it was created in 6 days, how do you explain dinosaurs?

God is omnipotent, so he could have created the whole universe in an instant. And yet, he chose to take his time--and, even so, he finished a day early and under budget. So, with all of that extra time he put into it, there was plenty of time to create the dinosaurs--that was like a 15 minute job, tops. Now what's the mystery you're trying to understand?

But friends what about Carbon dating, surely that proves that the earth is millions and not thousands of years old?

Dude, look up carbon dating on wikipedia or something like that, and see how far back it can date objects, before you come in here with your millions of years nonsense. Even the so-called scientists don't think it can date stuff back millions of years. Of course, the Bible tells us to follow the Bible and not science so-called when there is a conflict.

[Mindlessness]

Re: A serious Question

Ok i was wrong about the millions of years, instead it says it can trace things up to 60,000 years ago, which still means that the earth is older than 6000 years old.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A serious Question

Ofc not, because god says it is not so! And when it is not written in an 1800 year old book, it cannot possibly be true!'
Cars also do not excist, as god has not mentioned the either

You are not mentioned in The Bible either – do you exist? As you are clearly a worshipper of Odin, Thor and Freya and thus believe in the Yggdrasil and a god who gets pulled across the heavens by a goat , I expect you to know very little and I am not disappointed.

However, any True Christian™ will tell you that The Lord does make mention of Chariots of Iron, which are obviously a forerunner to the car:
J'g:1:19: And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

[WanKer]

Re: A serious Question

So, God, Adam & Eve saw this alleged talking snake (which doesn't have the cranial capacity or the correct mouth & tongue anatomy for speech)... And who wrote it down? Did the snake write it down? (with no hands) or was it Adam or Eve? No wait, God whispered it into someones ear & they wrote it down right? Right? Am I right?