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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817
    #61
    Re: A serious Question

    Austrians are famous for not being able to hold their alcohol but you apparently can't hold your water, either! Try spending some of your 480 Euros on Depends. They will prevent you from soiling your lederhosen.
    Come climb my mountains.

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      • H. Montague Worthington
        True Christian™ Entrepreneur
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2716
        #62
        Re: A serious Question

        What is it about Our Godly Forum that attracts so many Disgusting Filthy Eurotrash Sinners? I thought they were too busy stoking up soccer riots, hating America, and inventing new ways to sadden Jesus to spend any time on the computer machine. What drives them all here? Why do they parade their filthy, uncivilized perversions across Our Godly Screens?

        Why don't you all just go back to your stinky cheese snacks, your snails & garlic apetizers, your dark amber beers, your pastel-colored money, and your disgusting fornicating Prime Ministers? And take a shower and brush your teeth while you're at it, you ignorant garlic-eaters!

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          • WanKer
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2008
            • 52
            #63
            Re: A serious Question

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            What is it about Our Godly Forum that attracts so many Disgusting Filthy Eurotrash Sinners? I thought they were too busy stoking up soccer riots, hating America, and inventing new ways to sadden Jesus to spend any time on the computer machine. What drives them all here? Why do they parade their filthy, uncivilized perversions across Our Godly Screens?

            Why don't you all just go back to your stinky cheese snacks, your snails & garlic apetizers, your dark amber beers, your pastel-colored money, and your disgusting fornicating Prime Ministers? And take a shower and brush your teeth while you're at it, you ignorant garlic-eaters!
            I'm from Australia not Austria. Technically you're closer to those Eurotrash people than I am.

            By the way, which part of Mexico do you come from?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #64
                Re: A serious Question

                Originally posted by WanKer View Post
                I'm from Australia not Austria. Technically you're closer to those Eurotrash people than I am.
                That's right; you lot were kicked out of Godless Europe and sent as far away as possible for crimes against decent people, like serial buggery and stealing bread. When you can't even be tolerated in Europistan, that's pretty depraved.

                Originally posted by WanKer View Post
                By the way, which part of Mexico do you come from?
                The part that was given to us by Jesus long ago. The rest will be delivered to us soon enough, right after we nuke Iran and France. Glory!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Joshua Brooks
                    Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 257
                    #65
                    Re: A serious Question

                    Originally posted by WanKer View Post
                    I'm from Australia not Austria. Technically you're closer to those Eurotrash people than I am.

                    By the way, which part of Mexico do you come from?
                    Since when did Mexico send its most depraved criminals to the United States? The mestizos are jumping fences and braving attack dogs to get here. The only gagged and chained wetbacks in the United States are on trucks back to Mexico.

                    Our ancestors left Europe to escape from the depravity which abound there. Your ancestors were such godless, depraved, satanic, raping, pillaging, cutthroat, thieving, cattle buggering brigands that the depraved and godless Europeans rounded you all up and sent to an unknown island to die. See the difference?

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                      • WanKer
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 52
                        #66
                        Re: A serious Question

                        Your whimp el presidente doesnt have the ta-ta's to nuke anyone...

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                          • Floggin Demon
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 11
                            #67
                            Re: A serious Question

                            Mr. Wanker, I'm dismayed by the lack of very basic education in Austria today!

                            Those fossil things that scientists wave about proclaiming evidence of something are ALL tools of Satan. Yes, those fossils were placed by Satan to distract us (you too) from Faith. Plain and simple. Think of fossils as proof of Satan himself!

                            The talking snake was Satan again for Christs' sake. That should have been covered in grammar school even in a heathen Lutheran country like Austria.

                            Personally, I'm shocked and will pray for Austria tonight.
                            Floggin Demon

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                              • WanKer
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 52
                                #68
                                Re: A serious Question

                                Thanks demon. And I'll pray for your country (mexico) tonight. To my invisible friend who lives in the sky, sees avarything and hears everything and can read everyones mind.

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22895
                                    #69
                                    Re: A serious Question

                                    Originally posted by WanKer View Post
                                    Thanks demon. And I'll pray for your country (mexico) tonight. To my invisible friend who lives in the sky, sees avarything and hears everything and can read everyones mind.
                                    Huh! I don’t know where you Austrians get your idea of geography. Probably the same place you get your information – that “invisible friend”!

                                    A trip to your local Baptist Pastor will help here; a few prayers to God and, if He judges you worthy and truly repentant, those demons in your head may depart into a herd of Lemmings, or whatever you have in Austria, that will then dive over a cliff. (cf Matthew 8:30-32)


                                    By the way, your spelling is appalling! You must make every attempt to learn American otherwise people will laugh at you.
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                                      • Floggin Demon
                                        Unsaved trash
                                        Under Investigation
                                        • Jul 2008
                                        • 11
                                        #70
                                        Re: A serious Question

                                        I think that went well actually!
                                        Poor Mr Wanker has seen the light and Austria will gain a proselyte but the poor lad still equates North America as including Mexico and maybe even Canada - God help us!
                                        But didn't that go well? So many people have an apopleptic fit when faced with the truth then leave in a huff - maybe we should invite him the next abortion clinic warming! Hallelujah!
                                        Floggin Demon

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                                          • Ahimaaz Smith
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 2549
                                            #71
                                            Re: A serious Question

                                            Originally posted by WanKer View Post
                                            Your whimp el presidente doesnt have the ta-ta's to nuke anyone...
                                            That's what Tojo said in 1945.

                                            Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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