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  • JustMakingItClear
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2008
    • 4

    #31
    Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

    I apologize i am sorry i didn't mean to upset you. I am sorry! I shouldn't have come i shouldn't have said anything.

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    • Iiwategtnac
      Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Jul 2008
      • 20

      #32
      Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
      Shutup hippie.
      Easy there Deaner, triple posting is an offense on most forums. Did your wife threaten to leave you if you stopped being an admin on this forum or is she a member as well?

      And yes your brainwashed, whatever bible you all have been reading ain't the one them normal folk read.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22901

        #33
        Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

        Originally posted by Thor153 View Post
        Don't call me pal, friend.
        You seem filled with hate and intolerance, you need to feel the Love of Jesus friend.
        Your whole ideals are based on being high and mighty towards anything non-white, non-baptist, and non-American.
        You say that as if it is a bad thing. The nigras are called to serve us as the Children of Ham; We are Baptists and True Christians – there are none more favored in the Sight of The Lord of Hosts; America is God’s favourite country, He has bestowed upon this land an abundance of riches.
        Must I remind you that the true language of the lord is Aramaic.
        No, you mustn’t. God gave us the Bible in American (KJV1611) clearly He speaks American.
        To make a point you cultist listen to the word of a bleeding Aramaic speaking, Hebrew raced, Jewish dead man.
        Dear, dear, a little heavy on the racial aspect there are we pal? Landover abhors racism in all its forms.
        Then going even further you read the book which was rewritten approximately 2364x by Catholics, Islamic, Hebrews, Latins, and other sorts of cultures [ill-written, ill-informed and ill punctuated garbage deleted]
        Well I see you’re back into your racist mode, and more to the point, you fail to understand that it was precisely because of those who traduced His Word that God arranged for the KJV1611 to be inerrant and thus for His Word to be most perfectly written so that there be no further misunderstandings.

        As you point out, the vicar of Rome and the moon-worshippers did their best, but failed.
        Praise!

        Now I have cleared all that up for you, I feel that you will be able to hear that Still Small Voice of Calm that is Jesus.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #34
          Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

          Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
          Easy there Deaner, triple posting is an offense on most forums. Did your wife threaten to leave you if you stopped being an admin on this forum or is she a member as well?
          Where's my triple post? Are you spreading even more lies Sambo? My wife know's better to threaten me because she loves me. Besides, I'd kick her ass.

          And yes your brainwashed, whatever bible you all have been reading ain't the one them normal folk read.
          And can you tell me exactly which Bible "normal" people read?

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          • Deaner
            Christ's Love Messenger
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 5932

            #35
            Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

            Originally posted by JustMakingItClear View Post
            I apologize i am sorry i didn't mean to upset you. I am sorry! I shouldn't have come i shouldn't have said anything.
            That's fine. Apology accepted. Would you like to meet my best friend Jesus?

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            • Gregg the Troll
              Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
              Under Investigation
              • Jul 2008
              • 20

              #36
              Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

              I am not saying God is brainwashing you... Im saying your leaders/preachers are. Also if you read one of the earlier post which I already stated I wouldn't be repeating myself like Im about to do. He said it in Aramaic and it got translated. You are just a dumb fuck now aren't you...

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              • Iiwategtnac
                Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jul 2008
                • 20

                #37
                Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                Where's my triple post? Are you spreading even more lies Sambo? My wife know's better to threaten me because she loves me. Besides, I'd kick her ass.



                And can you tell me exactly which Bible "normal" people read?
                Let's just say the one thats not sold at your local K-Mart where hicks (you) sit in the parking lot drinking beer. It's also the one that doesn't promote wife beating, you sir are a very tough individual.

                You know mullets were out of fashion once Billy Ray Cyrus cut his right?

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                • JustMakingItClear
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 4

                  #38
                  Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                  I would love to meet him. I want to learn how you see him so i can have my full opinion on how.....people should be! How Christians should be!

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                  • Gregg the Troll
                    Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 20

                    #39
                    Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                    At what point was I being racist sir. Any affiliations with religion, race, and ethnicity is fact. Not low forms of communication as I have just used in my last post.

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                    • Deaner
                      Christ's Love Messenger
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5932

                      #40
                      Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                      Originally posted by Gregg the Troll View Post
                      He said it in Aramaic and it got translated. You are just a dumb piffle now aren't you...
                      What; have you got a recording? I've got all the proof I need right in front of me. Show me where it says in the Bible that Jesus spoke Aramic?

                      And thank you for that childish and unwarranted insult. You're very mean spirited.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #41
                        Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                        Originally posted by JustMakingItClear View Post
                        I apologize i am sorry i didn't mean to upset you. I am sorry! I shouldn't have come i shouldn't have said anything.
                        Sorry, we don't allow 13 year olds to post on God's favorite forum. come back if Jesus lets you live long enough to see 18.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Iiwategtnac
                          Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 20

                          #42
                          Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Sorry, we don't allow 13 year olds to post on God's favorite forum. come back if Jesus lets you live long enough to see 18.
                          Yet you promote Jesus killing someone before he turns 18? Doesn't add up to me..

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22901

                            #43
                            Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                            Originally posted by Iiwategtnac View Post
                            [...] whatever bible you all have been reading ain't the one them normal folk read.
                            Oh, we read KJV1611 - in your institution what do the "normal folk" read?
                            sigpic


                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #44
                              Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                              Originally posted by JustMakingItClear View Post
                              I would love to meet him. I want to learn how you see him so i can have my full opinion on how.....people should be! How Christians should be!
                              Ok sweet-cheeks; bow your head, close your eyes and pray with me...


                              "Dear Baby Jesus;

                              I am a sinner and I have sinned. I am worthless and hopeless. Without your help and guidance I will never amount to anything. Please accept me as I am and wash me in rivers of your warm & sticky blood. I want to be saved like the citizens of Landover and I hope one day to become a True Christian™ and follow the one and only true Bible, the KJV1611".

                              Your humble servant,

                              JustMakingItClear
                              (with help from my new friend Deaner)

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                              • Gregg the Troll
                                Unsaved Trash, demon possessed
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 20

                                #45
                                Re: I'm pink therefore I am spam

                                Its mean spirited for me to say fuck but when you say nigger and promote beating your wife its ok. How do you guys come up with the idea that Jesus spoke English. Lets throw some facts down. America (the country we live in) is a lil over 200 years old. 200 years of developing a language slightly different and more suiting than our founders (the British). The British/English language has been around for about 900 - 1100 years. Jesus is about 2000 years old. Need I say more?

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