[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

actually I am pretty happy. Happier since I gave up superstition

Okay now, let me just put 'atheism' simple:

Atheists are just people who do not believe in any religions.

Simple as that. Other than that, they are no different from normal - with normal not being the people inhabiting this site - Christians, other than the lack of prayers and whatever you religious people do.

Dear Godmocking Whores;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Princess001]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Probably because there butts always hurt because of the continuous sodomy.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Okay now, let me just put 'atheism' simple:

Atheists are just people who do not believe in any religions.

Simple as that. Other than that, they are no different from normal - with normal not being the people inhabiting this site - Christians, other than the lack of prayers and whatever you religious people do.

Atheism is a false religion. You say it's a lack of something but then why the 'holy' books like 'the god delusion', 'the end of faith' etc. You have your saints such as Stephen Dawkins. If it's a lack of belief then why the atheist conventions? What do they do? Just sit in a room not saying anything?

YIC

Jack

[Apatheism]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Well then, what do you call it if a person simply does not believe in religion, and doesn't really care about Jesus and God and Hell etc. because he does not believe it exists?

If it's a lack of belief then why the atheist conventions? What do they do? Just sit in a room not saying anything?

I never heard of an atheist convention, and I never took part in one. Sounds lame.

Probably because there butts always hurt because of the continuous sodomy.

Mature.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan

Wrong. That's called satanism. Atheists don't believe in Satan either.

Well, you've got to believe in God not to believe in Him haven't you, otherwise Atheism makes no sense, does it?

So, you've got to believe in evolution not to believe in it, haven't you? Otherwise Christianity makes no sense, does it?
Not saying that makes any sense. Same logic however, and it doesn't make any.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I never heard of an atheist convention, and I never took part in one. Sounds lame.

I'd imagine it would consist of a bunch of ugly greasy-haired spekky nerd-types, sitting around, commenting on things they 'claimed' don't exist.

I'd imagine it would be something like THIS -

"Hey, I don't believe in ANY God, dude! I'm a proper Atheist"

"Any God? So what? I don't believe in ANY religion! I'm way-better"

"Don't believe in any religion? So what? I don't even believe atheists exist! And I AM one!"

"Atheists are a myth? So what? I dont even believe in this room I'm sitting in, in fact I don't even believe in this chair I'm sitting on! What proof is there that it exists??"

"Chairs? So what? I don't even believe I exist! In fact, I'm pretty sure none of you are real either! I'm a way-better atheist!"

It's actually pretty pathetic.

[Apatheism]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I'd imagine it would consist of a bunch of ugly greasy-haired spekky nerd-types, sitting around, commenting on things they 'claimed' don't exist.

I'd imagine it would be something like THIS -

"Hey, I don't believe in ANY God, dude! I'm a proper Atheist"

"Any God? So what? I don't believe in ANY religion! I'm way-better"

"Don't believe in any religion? So what? I don't even believe atheists exist! And I AM one!"

"Atheists are a myth? So what? I dont even believe in this room I'm sitting in, in fact I don't even believe in this chair I'm sitting on! What proof is there that it exists??"

"Chairs? So what? I don't even believe I exist! In fact, I'm pretty sure none of you are real either! I'm a way-better atheist!"

It's actually pretty pathetic.

I believe that's why they don't exist, as there is nothing to discuss.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I believe that's why they don't exist, as there is nothing to discuss.

So why are you here then?

I honestly can't think of anything that sounds less deserving of conversation.

[Apatheism]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

So why are you here then?

I honestly can't think of anything that sounds less deserving of conversation.

Whether people attend atheist conversions or not? You must get all the girls wet huh

[Bewaremonsters]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

So why are you here then?

Well I'd love to answer this question.

So there I was rummaging through the good old Wikipedia for Luciferianism. I saw several different groups listed but the wiki article said there were no sources for such references as Order of the Dark Sun, The Ordo Luciferi, ect so I decided to be a good internet detective and search for these groups to update this wiki page.

Well my search landed here!!! I wondered how I got here and began to search the site and saw the different icons given out to posters. At first I couldn't stop laughing. I still can't decided which is my favorite but the "I Beat My Wife" Shaking fist is topping the list along with "Ready for the Rapture" with its cute little cloud image....

So then I thought, SWEET BEARDED TAP DANCING JESUS ON A WHEAT THIN CRACKER THESE PEOPLE ARN'T TROLLIN!!! So I landed in this thread to hopefully help this forums study on the wild atheists!

Oh and starting as the rank "Unsaved Trash" gave me a tingling feeling all over xDDD

[Brother_Percy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I believe that's why they don't exist, as there is nothing to discuss.

LIAR! You're an athiest, therefore you don't believe in ANYTHING. I doubt you even believe in yourself. It's pathetic!

You know, I'm beginning to think I chose the wrong title for this thread. I think probably "Why Are ALL Atheists So Stupid?" would have been a better question to ask. The answer is, of course, because they are.

They don't believe in God, even though they know he's gonna throw their limp corpses into the firey pits of Hell for it, so they gotta be the dumbest people alive!

[Bewaremonsters]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

LIAR! You're an athiest, therefore you don't believe in ANYTHING.

Actually sorry to nitpick but not believing in anything makes you a nihilist. I think atheists just don't believe in religion.

Just making sure we stay on message!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Actually sorry to nitpick but not believing in anything makes you a nihilist. I think atheists just don't believe in religion.

Just making sure we stay on message!

WRONG.

A nihilist believes there is no purpose to anything.

Except black clothing, of course.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Bewaremonsters]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

A nihilist believes there is no purpose to anything.

Yea that's what I'm saying

Wait hold on... here we go. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

The Latin word actually means nothing.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Yea that's what I'm saying

Wait hold on... here we go. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

The Latin word actually means nothing.

You said "not believing in anything makes you a nihilist."

I said "a nihilist believes there is no purpose to anything."

Those two statements do not agree.

As long as you are picking nits, make sure and collect every one. A nihilist has a belief system (even by your Wiki-sourced standard), despite their drab protestations to the contrary.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Apatheism]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

LIAR! You're an athiest, therefore you don't believe in ANYTHING. I doubt you even believe in yourself. It's pathetic!

You know, I'm beginning to think I chose the wrong title for this thread. I think probably "Why Are ALL Atheists So Stupid?" would have been a better question to ask. The answer is, of course, because they are.

They don't believe in God, even though they know he's gonna throw their limp corpses into the firey pits of Hell for it, so they gotta be the dumbest people alive!

Well if that's your definition of an atheist, then I'm not an atheist, as I simply don't believe in what seems illogical to me. In other words, I don't believe in anything supernatural, like alien invasions, walking on water, or God.