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  • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by jackorer View Post
    Ok. There's atheists, and there's people who are dumb and just hate theists. Big difference. But you people claim to know everything about the universe and even to such an extent that you claim to know what other people are like in their daily life, without knowing them personally.

    You even write down 'facts' that aren't even close to true. I've seen so many wrong 'facts' on this forum. Especially in threads like: "X reasons why god hates Y". There's absolutely no logic in it.

    And in those threads, the person who posts it, often comes across so angry about people who don't follow his belief. And now the same people claim that we are angry, miserable people? Look in at yourself before judging others for not having the same belief as you. Love thy neighbour or whatever. So do it. Don't say why you should HATE something. Say why you should love or embrace something. This church of yours is apparently largely based on hate of non believers. You should really take a look at these threads and try to tell me they are not filled with hate and anger.

    Ps: no that is not normal that he wants you to burn in hell. It is impolite and you shouldn't wish bad things upon others. But once again, you do the same thing You wish eternal pain upon people who do not agree with you... Kind of ridiculous
    You think these are our personal beliefs? Our beliefs are Gods beliefs. Our opinions are God's opinions. Straight from the Bible friend, which is not open to interpretation.

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    • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

      Originally posted by jackorer View Post

      You even write down 'facts' that aren't even close to true. I've seen so many wrong 'facts' on this forum. Especially in threads like: "X reasons why god hates Y". There's absolutely no logic in it.
      God said it. Therefore it is true. See? Logic.
      Genesis 1:29 Genesis 6:4 2 Kings 2:23-24 Isaiah 30:33

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      • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

        I find it hilarious that you think that all atheists are bitter, evil, and worship satin (WE CAN'T WORSHIP WHAT WE DON'T BELIVE EXISTS). I personally believe that jesus satin and all that is false and by saying that the bible proves the existence of god is like me saying that there is a talking condom because its in a book. This entire website is funny to read and see how "Land Over Baptist" is a huge homophobic website that hate everything that isn't in the bible.


        - The Atheist Voice.

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        • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

          Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Voice,

          I did not know that atheists worshipped/did not worship SATIN (="A smooth fabric, as of silk or rayon, woven with a glossy face and a dull back"). Also, I DO think that "satin" exists, my wife, in fact, has some lingerie made out of it. Most pleasant during our frequent marital conjugation. I am sorry that you consider satin to be imaginary (it feels good agaist your skin).

          The rest of your post is quite incomprehensible. Please, try to get yourself acquainted with punctuation. (e.g., ".;:-'!?, etc.)

          Or, even better, why don't you open a thread in the Introduction forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you go to, how you found Jesus our LORD, your favorite verses in the Bible, etc.

          Ezekiel 16:10

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          Elmer
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          • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
            Dear Mr/Mrs/Ms Voice,

            I did not know that atheists worshipped/did not worship SATIN (="A smooth fabric, as of silk or rayon, woven with a glossy face and a dull back"). Also, I DO think that "satin" exists, my wife, in fact, has some lingerie made out of it. Most pleasant during our frequent marital conjugation. I am sorry that you consider satin to be imaginary (it feels good agaist your skin).

            The rest of your post is quite incomprehensible. Please, try to get yourself acquainted with punctuation. (e.g., ".;:-'!?, etc.)

            Or, even better, why don't you open a thread in the Introduction forum. Tell us about yourself, what church you go to, how you found Jesus our LORD, your favorite verses in the Bible, etc.

            Ezekiel 16:10

            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            I'm terribly sorry for the typo, I meant satan we can't worship satan, because we don't believe he exists. Also I like the sound of Mr. Voice thanks for that.

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            • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              How happy will you and your godmocking pals are when you're all down in hell, on your knees, servicing satan's huge barbed tallywhacker?
              That's funny there is no proof of a hell.

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              • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                Originally posted by the fury View Post
                That's funny there is no proof of a hell.
                Uh, really?

                Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                Matthew 10:28 - And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

                Revelation 20:14 - And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

                Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                Matthew 25:46 - And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

                Matthew 23:33 - [Ye] serpents, [ye] generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

                2 Thessalonians 1:9 - Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

                Revelation 19:20 - And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone.

                Matthew 13:50 - And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

                John 5:29 - And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.

                Matthew 5:22 - But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire..

                Jude 1:13 - Raging waves of the sea, foaming out their own shame; wandering stars, to whom is reserved the blackness of darkness for ever.

                Luke 12:5 - But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

                Matthew 5:30 - And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast [it] from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not [that] thy whole body should be cast into hell.

                Jude 1:7 - Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

                Psalms 16:10 - For thou wilt not leave my soul in hell; neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

                Revelation 20:10 - And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet [are], and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

                Revelation 14:10 - The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

                Revelation 1:18 - I [am] he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.

                Matthew 18:8 - Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast [them] from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

                Luke 10:15 - And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted to heaven, shalt be thrust down to hell.

                Matthew 18:9 - And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast [it] from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

                Matthew 3:12 - Whose fan [is] in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

                Jonah 2:2 - And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, [and] thou heardest my voice.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                • Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                  Originally posted by the flunky View Post
                  That's funny there is no proof of a hell.
                  Uh, really?

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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