[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Also, I do believe I have a bible somewhere on my bookshelf, next to my Wiccan books, and books about various other religions.

Perhaps it would behoove you to crack open that Bible, maybe turn to Exodus. Pay very close attention when you get to chapter 22, verse 18.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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All humanity knows the reality of God, He is written on our hearts.

Wouldn't that violate your taboo against tattooing?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Wouldn't that violate your taboo against tattooing?

It's not literal writing you Godless tramp. It's figurative, metaphorical...or did you fail that part of English class?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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It's not literal writing you Godless tramp. It's figurative, metaphorical...or did you fail that part of English class?

You folks are the ones that claim every word in your little anthology is to be taken literally. So when Paul says in his letter to the Romans that the word of God is written on men's hearts, he must have meant it literally, according to TC logic.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Wouldn't that violate your taboo against tattooing?

Oh, you insolent, boring, stupid harlot. It's written on our hearts from the very beginning, no more being a tattoo than a birthmark or freckle is.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Oh, you insolent, boring, stupid harlot. It's written on our hearts from the very beginning, no more being a tattoo than a birthmark or freckle is.

Sister Mary Maria,
Couldn't a Pastor create a special thread in Quarantine where we could put Crotch? She could post away like the maniac she is, and we could take turns ministering to her there. Our work to get her to see the light could continue, and she wouldn't be spreading her pagan filth all over our Godly boards. Just a thought.

[satan's leper]

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You're calling the people here stupid? This coming from a Satanist!

How are things going down at the Church of Satan? Since Anton is dead and gone and junior's son Stanton got divorced and his ex-wife Szandora is now a hula-hooping member of The Partridge Family Temple, I imagine things are a little bleak! You don't know what is was like in the good old days little one!

Before I decided to kick junk and get right with God, I mixed it up with some real Satanists. They were cool enough, but when I look back, it was all just a waste of time.

Heroin will make you do some crazy shit, I tell ya. Have fun at your next Grotto meeting faggot, tell 'em I said go piffle yourselves!

First off, I never tried Heroin, so do not associate me with it.
Second, I was never a member of the Church of Satan either, so do not associate me with it.
And third, yes non-christians are stupid. Or mentally ill. Or both. You decide.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Sister Mary Maria,
Couldn't a Pastor create a special thread in Quarantine where we could put Crotch? She could post away like the maniac she is, and we could take turns ministering to her there. Our work to get her to see the light could continue, and she wouldn't be spreading her pagan filth all over our Godly boards. Just a thought.

We could, but the damage she causes (making people fall asleep in the middle of her posts) is still currently outweighed by the good she does (serving as an example of the horrifying results of sin).

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Second, I was never a member of the Church of Satan either, so do not associate me with it.

You confuse me SH. You are a self-proclaimed Satanist, but you do not wish to be associated with The COS? Why not? Are you a False Satanist then? We have a lot of False Christians come through here, so I guess there could be False Satanists, but I don't see the point of that.

And third, yes non-christians are stupid. Or mentally ill. Or both. You decide.

And then you say this, which all of us here can agree with, certainly. Did Jesus fill your hellbound heart with his burning Truth right in the middle of a post! Glory and Praise indeed!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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We could, but the damage she causes (making people fall asleep in the middle of her posts) is still currently outweighed by the good she does (serving as an example of the horrifying results of sin).

I guess you're right. I will just need to say a prayer of strength before I click on any thread she has despoiled with her pagan presence, but I just hate bothering Jesus about Crotch, I'm sure he's a bit sick of hearing about her!

[satan's leper]

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You confuse me SH. You are a self-proclaimed Satanist, but you do not wish to be associated with The COS? Why not? Are you a False Satanist then? We have a lot of False Christians come through here, so I guess there could be False Satanists, but I don't see the point of that.

And then you say this, which all of us here can agree with, certainly. Did Jesus fill your hellbound heart with his burning Truth right in the middle of a post! Glory and Praise indeed!

I never said non-christians, I said christians. Thanks some mod for editing, but oh well, I do not anger easily. Well Capt. A. Portway, there are different types of Satanism, and the type practiced by the COS is not the type that I practice. Thus they are Satanists, and so am I, but we are not the same.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I never said non-christians, I said christians. Thanks some mod for editing, but oh well, I do not anger easily. Well Capt. A. Portway, there are different types of Satanism, and the type practiced by the COS is not the type that I practice. Thus they are Satanists, and so am I, but we are not the same.

OK, which ones are the True Satanists?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I never said non-christians, I said christians. Thanks some mod for editing, but oh well, I do not anger easily. Well Capt. A. Portway, there are different types of Satanism, and the type practiced by the COS is not the type that I practice. Thus they are Satanists, and so am I, but we are not the same.

Well, since there's only one way to worship Jesus, there must be only one way to worship Satan. And it stands to reason the if they have a whole church and stuff set up, I bet the COS is doing it the right way and that you are doing in the wring way.

But again, I really don't see the point in worshipping Satan. You'll go to Hell simply for not worshipping God, why would you need to worhsip Satan at all? That makes as much sense as washing your car while it's raining!

[satan's leper]

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You do have a point, Capt. A. Portwell.
The COS do not worship Satan, from what I know they are simply Atheists who respect the personality of Satan, though they believe him to be fictional.
I, on the other hand, do believe in Satan, and I worship him. I do not do it to go to hell, I consider Satan much more powerful then God.
Whichever form of Satanism you consider to be "true" does no matter much. I believe that people should just do their own things, and I follow some of the things that LaVey wrote as a philosophy.
And in case you think I do, I do not kill people/animals.

[Nobar King]

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If Satan were so powerful, wouldn't he be God? Why do you people insist on worshiping losers?