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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8379

    #106
    Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I have a suggestion for Prince Harry...
    Sadly, it looks as though the Harry formerly known as Prince has ignored your excellent suggestion, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir. Instead, he and his perfectly ghastly wife have decided that an international pandemic is best dealt with by yet more publicity-seeking whining.

    The latest is that they have told the British tabloid press that they will "no longer" cooperate with them. Nobody had realized that they were cooperating - they certainly weren't making a very good job of it, so perhaps revealing that was a bit of an own-goal? But it seems that they will now only talk to the BBC and newspapers like the Financial Times and The Guardian.

    So far this is going well, with only the BBC and The Guardian reporting all the gory details of their bizarre text exchanges with the ex-Duchess's Mexican father. These would never have come to light had the silly woman not decided to sue one of the tabloids, but as things stand they are open court documents.

    A nation yawns. On the bright side, the Sunday Sport seems to be excluded from their blacklist, so we can look forward to reports of their moving to the moon to share an apartment with Elvis.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11292

      #107
      Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      I have a suggestion for Prince Harry. You have left your Grandmother, the Queen, in England. She is in her 90's and vulnerable to the conornavirus. Why not be the noble grandson and return to England to protect her? You brother is getting good press by volunteering to fly a medical helicopter.

      You could be a security guard at the palace. Your wife could be a palace cook or housekeeper. I'm making this suggestion in order that you be a loyal and useful grandson.

      https://www.ccn.com/prince-william-m...y-hides-in-la/
      Having read the article listed, I admit to being a bit confused.


      There seems to be a suggestion that Harry is in hiding and that he is having the time of his life here in America. I forget if the phrase "living it up" was used or not.


      Is it actually possible to do both of those things at the same time? And would Prince Harry, of all people, be able to multi-task so efficiently? Also, why is the word "efficiently" spelled like it is? I could have sworn that there was some rule about "i before e--except after c".
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4284

        #108
        Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        I have a suggestion for Prince Harry. You have left your Grandmother, the Queen, in England. She is in her 90's and vulnerable to the conornavirus. Why not be the noble grandson and return to England to protect her? You brother is getting good press by volunteering to fly a medical helicopter.
        Oh, dear help us, Brother Mayor Hold. I do hope you won't mind my disagreeing with you, and I apologize for so doing, as I know (full well) that a woman should not question a fine, ly man, such as yourself, especially one is the esteemed Mayor of Freehold. But I'm afraid that I must do so because my sister, Agatha, has just alerted me to a new article about Prince William's youngest son.

        Whilst Prince William might be setting a good example in some areas (and Prince Harry is not), I cannot help but wonder what they are thinking over there in England. This article below discusses Prince William & Kate's young lad, Prince Louis, and how he has enjoyed his second birthday celebrations. My, he does look to be such a cute, bright boy, but is it not alarming that his parents are teaching him to be accepting of the sinful LGBT "Gay" lifestyle? And, at two years of age? What manner of acceptable parenting is that?! What ever on Earth are they thinking? So, with that, I'm afraid that it appears as though Prince William is no better than Prince Harry!



        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8379

          #109
          Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
          My, he does look to be such a cute, bright boy, but is it not alarming that his parents are teaching him to be accepting of the sinful LGBT "Gay" lifestyle?
          Sister Isabella, please don't fret. I understand from his parents that they are active in the Reclaim The Rainbow movement (Genesis 9:13-17). We have great hopes of them.

          Meanwhile, there are repercussions from the recent Suss-ex tantrum, which I mentioned two or three posts ago. The much-admired Daily Mail journalist, Sarah Vain, has written an open letter to them entitled Dear Meghan and Harry, don't worry about us... because we're really not worried about you.

          "Who is this journalist?", you may ask? And did she have her husband's permission to write the article? Well, her husband is Michael Gove, a senior government minister who is in charge of the administration of all the funds of the Duchy of Lancaster. What does this mean? It means that he is in charge of the monarch's money. I think we can safely assume that this message came directly from the Queen!!!
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Isabella White
            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
             
            • Mar 2019
            • 4284

            #110
            Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            Sister Isabella, please don't fret. I understand from his parents that they are active in the Reclaim The Rainbow movement (Genesis 9:13-17). We have great hopes of them.

            Meanwhile, there are repercussions from the recent Suss-ex tantrum, which I mentioned two or three posts ago. The much-admired Daily Mail journalist, Sarah Vain, has written an open letter to them entitled Dear Meghan and Harry, don't worry about us... because we're really not worried about you.

            "Who is this journalist?", you may ask? And did she have her husband's permission to write the article? Well, her husband is Michael Gove, a senior government minister who is in charge of the administration of all the funds of the Duchy of Lancaster. What does this mean? It means that he is in charge of the monarch's money. I think we can safely assume that this message came directly from the Queen!!!
            Oh, thank you so much, dear Sister Joanna, for that bit of reassuring news. Goodness, I do feel so much relief now, knowing that the young Prince is not being led astray, down some garden path of debauchery. And, I do thank you for that intriguing article by the highly-esteemed Daily Mail newspaper. Dear help us; I had no idea of that Michael Gove person being in control of the Queen's money, and I hope that he has been doing all that he can to help to keep Her Majesty happy and comfortable during this, her birthday week. Perhaps Mr. Gove's wife will write another lovely article to provide additional cheer for HM?
            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            • Elmer G. White
              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
               
              • Apr 2014
              • 10260

              #111
              Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

              I am expecting an unexpected and sudden demise of the Harry Princeling because of THIS:

              Deuteronomy 7:4
              For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.

              It was recently reported that he worships demon deities with Buddhist rituals and is not shy to flaunt his disregard for Jesus.
              Markle, and reportedly Prince Harry, practice mindfulness meditation, an ancient technique found in many contemplative spiritual traditions, including Buddhism.
              It is thus obvious that the principal aim of the Harry creature is to lead America astray away from Jesus. Here he is consorting an obese demon-worshiper.



              Even worse, the Megan woman has led the Harry thing into consuming Oriental seed. It is plant-based? I dunno, it could be the discharge of males as far as I know and because of my extensive education into Creation Science I dare say that I do know more than the average Royal Sinner.
              Markle has also influenced her husband’s diet, which now includes eating chia seeds.
              These are bad times but Jesus will eventually destroy those who oppose him (Luke 19:27) and provide them with the gift of ETERNAL TORTURE!


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8379

                #112
                Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                Markle, and reportedly Prince Harry, practice mindfulness meditation, an ancient technique found in many contemplative spiritual traditions, including Buddhism.
                Isn't "mindfulness" the business of concentrating on what you're doing, rather than remembering what went wrong when you did it that way last time and anticipating what will happen in the future unless you change your ways and do it differently? This boils down to not learning from your mistakes and would perhaps be better described as "mindlessness".

                In the unforgettable words of James Danforth Quayle, "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12474

                  #113
                  Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  Isn't "mindfulness" the business of concentrating on what you're doing, rather than remembering what went wrong when you did it that way last time and anticipating what will happen in the future unless you change your ways and do it differently? This boils down to not learning from your mistakes and would perhaps be better described as "mindlessness".

                  I had no idea they had fallen away from Jesus and are now part of the cult called Buddhism. It all starts to fall into place, living in California, home of Jesus hating Gov. Jerry Brown, and a sinful interracial marriage. This couple will rue the day they fell from God's favor.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12474

                    #114
                    Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                    The latest news is that Harry/Meghan are suing everyone in sight. Meghan just lost when she sued a tabloid for publishing a letter she wrote to her father. God bless her father who has no use for the marriage.

                    I fully expect Harry/Meghan to sue Landover Baptist for the information we have exposed here. They do not want their sinful lifestyle known to the entire world. Landover Baptist, however, is assigned by Jesus to expose sin wherever we see it. Interracial marriage and living in the Land of Buddha (California) makes it necessary for us to expose them for their sins.

                    I have confidence in our deep bench of attorneys.

                    The Duchess of Sussex is suing Associated Newspapers for publishing parts of a private letter she wrote to her father, Thomas Markle.
                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Phil Ander
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2016
                      • 626

                      #115
                      Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                      If it ever went to court, this would be the Ginger Nutmeg case.
                      58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                      Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12474

                        #116
                        Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                        Can you believe this? The LA Times tells us that the couple is feeling so at home in LA they are volunteer servers at a local soup kitchen.

                        Do you want a bowl of soup touched by that couple who has been in the dirtiest places in the world? They might carry viruses and who knows what else?

                        The President needs to send his plane and haul them back to England.

                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8379

                          #117
                          Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                          I see that the Harry formerly known as Prince has returned to Britain and got a job as a soccer player. Here he is yesterday, taking a knee (as instructed by his wife). He really doesn't look too happy about it, does he?

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                          The hair transplant has worked well, though.
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12930

                            #118
                            Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                            The hair transplant has worked well, though.
                            But the fist wrist seems rather limp, doesn't it?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

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                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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                            • Barry
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 259

                              #119
                              Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                              I can't believe Harry would be so disloyal to his adoptive family.
                              The Lord is my shepherd.

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                              • Barry
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                                Forum Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 259

                                #120
                                Re: Keep Meghan and Harry Over There

                                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                                The hair transplant has worked well, though.
                                Harry is so under the thumb of Meghan, he'll be as bald as William in a matter of days.
                                The Lord is my shepherd.

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