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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22906

    #91
    Re: Ask an atheist a question.

    Ah! All is revealed. goarnold07 was a Brit - God forsook England when the Mayflower sailed.

    He has cursed them to the teeth with driving on the wrong side of the road and having both American and European measurements:
    De:25:13: Thou shalt not have in thy bag divers weights, a great and a small.
    De:25:14: Thou shalt not have in thine house divers measures, a great and a small.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Ahimaaz Smith
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 2549

      #92
      Re: Ask an atheist a question.

      Originally posted by Cleveland_Chris View Post
      I have also noticed some of your members are wearing pearl jewelry in their pictures but it's up to you do deal with that because I'm not a baptist
      Thanks, Cleveland, I'll bring this up with my deacon. Of course, we can't really be sure that the jewelry you mentioned is actually composed of the jewels-that-are-not-to-be-named just from a photo, but Landover Baptist takes Biblical infractions very seriously.

      Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #93
        Re: Ask an atheist a question.

        Originally posted by goarnold07 View Post
        Wow, Christians on this site really are dim.
        Just because you read a book you truly believe that its content is real.
        Here is a thaught, have you noticed how much infulance the book has on youths now days? Not much, most people in england under the age of 30 dont have a religion, as they are educated. You clearly are not.
        I will not be replying to messages on this topic anymore as i have collected enough infomation to satasfy my curiosity.
        It is terrible how Satan has today's youth by the very short hairs. However in 2010 Palin will be president and the liberation of Europe from secular socialism will begin.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • goarnold07
          Unsaved Pigeon Worshiper
          • Jan 2009
          • 36

          #94
          Re: Ask an atheist a question.

          Originally posted by William Snodgrass View Post
          Kid, we're trying to save you from eternal hellfire and brimstone and all you're doing is spitting in our faces. I don't believe anything. I know. Jesus talks to me daily and I talk back. I don't know a whole lot about science but I know that it proves Jesus exists. My pastor told me so. I don't care what the youth thinks. Just because they think Jesus doesn't exist just makes them stupid. It doesn't mean anything except that they have the wrong opinion and they're going to burn in hell forever. As for education, I've already read the only book I'll ever need. The Bible. I suggest you put down the communist manifesto and the feminine mystique and pick up the KJV 1611 Bible. Those other books won't matter much if you're quoting them in a lake of fire.
          Firstly you are not trying to save anyone, my topic is simply asking me questions...
          Secondly "My pastor told me so", so if your pastor told you that you should play with fire would you? Pastors are well known for earning large amounts of money from other peoples worship.
          Thirdly, i never said directly that christains are stupid, only that you are dim, which is true as many of you have told me "Jesus is real" with no proof,and with bleeding edge certancy.
          Finally, the lake of fire buddy was used as a scare tactic to enable priests to gain a higher authority.
          Lake of fire seriously, i can think of worse things than that.

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          • goarnold07
            Unsaved Pigeon Worshiper
            • Jan 2009
            • 36

            #95
            Re: Ask an atheist a question.

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Ah! All is revealed. goarnold07 was a Brit - God forsook England when the Mayflower sailed.

            He has cursed them to the teeth with driving on the wrong side of the road and having both American and European measurements:
            De:25:13: Thou shalt not have in thy bag divers weights, a great and a small.
            De:25:14: Thou shalt not have in thine house divers measures, a great and a small.
            Wow so hipper critical you being American don't you think?
            You people left England to forge a new empire as you felt out religious ways were too strong! Lets not start a debate over countries

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            • goarnold07
              Unsaved Pigeon Worshiper
              • Jan 2009
              • 36

              #96
              Re: Ask an atheist a question.

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              It is terrible how Satan has today's youth by the very short hairs. However in 2010 Palin will be president and the liberation of Europe from secular socialism will begin.
              Did god mention this?

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22906

                #97
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                Originally posted by goarnold07 View Post
                [...]many of you have told me "Jesus is real" with no proof,and with bleeding edge certancy.
                And you have absolute proof that He is not real? I doubt it... but, as always, I'm willing to listen.
                Finally, the lake of fire buddy was used as a scare tactic to enable priests to gain a higher authority.
                All priests are rotting in Hell, or will be, they are the servants of the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome.
                Lake of fire seriously, i can think of worse things than that.
                You should suggest whatever it is to Satan when you see him.
                Originally posted by goarnold07 View Post
                Wow so hipper critical you being American don't you think?
                I really can't let that spelling pass... I'll forgive you if you agree that one reason the Pilgrim Fathers left Englandistan was to avoid bad spelling.
                You people left England to forge a new empire
                It is not an empire with an emperor, it is a Republic and we forged nothing! It is genuine!
                as you felt out religious ways were too strong!
                No, not strong enough! Creeping lieberalism was inveigling its way into the hearts and minds of the people
                Lets not start a debate over countries
                Us! Us! I state a well-known fact and you savage the US of A with vile lies!!! Then you say "Let's not start a debate"!!!
                Originally posted by goarnold07 View Post
                Did God mention this?
                Throughout the Bible, God (and His cameo appearance as Jesus) constantly emphasize that worshipping Him is the only way, and that all others must be slaughtered mercilessly. So, in answer to your question, "Yes."
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • William Snodgrass
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 35

                  #98
                  Re: Ask an atheist a question.

                  Originally posted by goarnold07 View Post
                  Secondly "My pastor told me so", so if your pastor told you that you should play with fire would you?
                  My pastor only instructs me on what's in the Bible. If the Bible said to play with fire, I absolutely would. I trust Jesus that much and I think it's a shame that you have to miss out on such a great relationship for no other reason than your own prideful arrogance.

                  "Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall." Proverbs 16:18

                  Pastors are well known for earning large amounts of money from other peoples worship.
                  Yes, which they then give directly to Jesus.

                  Thirdly, i never said directly that christains are stupid, only that you are dim, which is true as many of you have told me "Jesus is real" with no proof,and with bleeding edge certancy.
                  God wrote a book. It's the international best seller of all time. It's called the Bible. Perhaps you've heard of it? There's science in that book that wasn't yet known to the people of that time. How could they have written accurately about something they didn't know about?
                  Finally, the lake of fire buddy was used as a scare tactic to enable priests to gain a higher authority.
                  Do you have proof of that statement?

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