[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Beglium 2

No Sir, that's right... History makes a country, mapmakers only draw the conclusions of the past.
Official websites of government and tourism:

http://www.belgium.be/en/

http://www.visitbelgium.com/

Illogic. That's like saying you own the prison because you live in it.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Let's turn this around.

A question for you Frenchies...

How many so called "politicians" in your country actually believe in "Belgium"?

Be honest now. We know when you are lying.

[Imaaaaa]

Re: Beglium 2

Let me give you an example. Suppose you lived in a country but it sucked, no one bathed, everyone was surly and no one would buy any of your crappy trade goods. We will pick a random name for the country....let's call it France.

You have already got all the foreign aid you can by surrendering to every country with an International Dialing Code, so you decide to create a phony 'country' with some made-up name out of a frozen peat bog and try to pass off that crappy dijon mustard (which even Frenchers won't eat) as a gourmet treat along with all of your other useless products.

Let's pick a name for this chunk of rocky marsh that no one wants.....ummm.....BELGIUM!

Now let's pick a national language. French! No. Dutch! No. German. No. Well then, let's dress up a bunch of country French words and call it tranny French or Wallonic or Dementia or Caesar Salad!

Why...You're right! I see it all now!
& I hate myself for being a nowhere boy !

[Nobar King]

Re: Beglium 2

That's cute, because all the text actually does look like the Cheshire cat.

[Ayeola]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

Let's turn this around.

A question for you Frenchies...

How many so called "politicians" in your country actually believe in "Belgium"?

Be honest now. We know when you are lying.

non, maybe a few. But i think there aren't mutch politicians who believe that belgium will work because of the differences between Flanders and Wallonia.

But if belgium isn't a real country, where do you live than? in what country?

[Mister K]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

What are you going to do when the islamofascists take over and institute sharia law?

To be honest with you, I hope they never do Sir, cause then I'd have to go to war... I won't let my liberty get stolen by anybody...

[Imaaaaa]

Re: Beglium 2

Friend, Brother Nobar is old, and doesn't have the best of health, but why assume he has an atlas? That's below the belt isn't it?

OK, let's recap:

So far we have:

. Belgium
. Balgium
. Beglium

Can we settle on one name before we continue?

Why are you doing this?
We can go on and on and on about this
But no matter what I say you will always have an answer back
You can do whatever you want but Belgium is a country
I don't know why i'm wasting my time on you actually ...
It's not my fault if you are dumb or your mind is fucked up
We have no reason to make up a counrty , that's not my kind of humor . And I know you know that Belgium is a country but you will never admit it because you suck .
You need to get laid .

[Mister K]

Re: Beglium 2

Illogic. That's like saying you own the prison because you live in it.

Sir, I'm not saying I own my country do I? I only said I live in it... Is there something wrong about that?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Belgium: another imaginary country (half German/half French)

non, maybe a few.

Have you ever heard Obama or Bush say "I don't believe in America?" ?

See my point?

But if belgium isn't a real country, where do you live than? in what country?

I'm pretty confused about that myself. I think I live in The Netherlands, but it might also be Germany. Or France. Or Spain. I, personally, was born in the capital of Austria. Or Burgondy, dunno. You tell me, you are a history teacher.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Beglium 2

Sir, I'm not saying I own my country do I? I only said I live in it... Is there something wrong about that?

Just admit that you are French and be done with it. Arguing about a fictional country is like poking your eyes out with fictional sticks.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Beglium 2

Why are you doing this?
We can go on and on and on about this
But no matter what I say you will always have an answer back
You can do whatever you want but Belgium is a country
I don't know why i'm wasting my time on you actually ...
It's not my fault if you are dumb or your mind is piffleed up
We have no reason to make up a counrty , that's not my kind of humor . And I know you know that Belgium is a country but you will never admit it because you suck .
You need to get laid .

I will tell you what, let us make this simple; prove to us that there is no vast conspiracy leftover from the Cold War to create a make believe country named Belgium and we will believe you.

[Mister K]

Re: Beglium 2

Just admit that you are French and be done with it. Arguing about a fictional country is like poking your eyes out with fictional sticks.

Yeah sure, on the day you admit that you're a Canadian or a Mexican, or a Chinese, I still won't say that I'm French, because I ain't, I'm just a Belgian, Flemish man, and I'm proud of that. I will never let my identity be stolen from me.

[Mister K]

Re: Beglium 2

I will tell you what, let us make this simple; prove to us that there is no vast conspiracy leftover from the Cold War to create a make believe country named Belgium and we will believe you.

Wow man, how paranoid can you be? So locked up that you can't even recognize reality from fiction anymore...

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Beglium 2

So are you Belgian or Flemish, make up your mind!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Beglium 2

Sir, I'm not saying I own my country do I? I only said I live in it... Is there something wrong about that?

OK, Here's a map - just show us where you live...