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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #91
    Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

    Originally posted by bitchin View Post
    "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense" -Buddha
    Quoting buddha? The Truth about you is revealed, commie atheist!!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2010
      • 492

      #92
      Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

      Originally posted by bitchin View Post
      yeah, keeping your mouth shut and not expressing your opinion. Like I'm gonna do that. you know what guys and gals? I've had it with this nonsense. I'll leave you alone to let you preach about god and that you are all gonna be save and those who don't believe the same as you do shall burn. But I'll leave you with this.

      "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense" -Buddha
      "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense" -Buddha
      Giving us a quote from false demon Gods like Butt'a is no different than spitting us in our faces.
      Thank you for the persecution!

      Matthew 5:10-11
      Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

      Matthew 5:44

      But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

      Matthew 10:22

      And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

      Matthew 24:9

      Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

      Luke 21:17

      And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

      Romans 12:14

      Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

      1 Corinthians 4:12

      And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:


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      Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

      Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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      • Pistol
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2011
        • 1

        #93
        Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

        1. Why do female Goths run around throwing their period blood over children.
        ahahahaa what? How gullible are you?

        2. Why do Goths drink urine.
        Why does ANYONE drink urine? I really don't think it's ONLY goths, i mean sounds like a personal preference to me.

        3. Why do Goths worship Hitler?
        Goths worship Hitler? I'm not a goth myself, but I know several and that's just laughable.

        4. Why are all Goths pedophiles?
        Since when? Of all the media coverage i have ever seen pedophiles were never goths but just depraved men oh and let's not forget, men of the cloth.

        5. Why do you freaks hate Christians so much?
        Why are you so obsessed with goths anyhow? I think most goths don't go out of their way to hate anyone, but there are always the few that mess it up for everyone, as aforementioned.

        6. Why do Goths hate babies.
        I know goths who are parents and those who aren't choose not to be because they are being responsible. I am not fond of children but i'd never punch a kid, that's retarded. And as far as that guy saying he punched someone's baby 20 or 30 times, you BELIEVE that?? ahaha

        7. Why are Goths so violent? Is it because you were bullied in School? Is that why you want to punish all your classmates?
        Goths pretty much keep to themselves and as far as punishing classmates they are mostly friendly laid back people.

        8. Why do you scar up your bodies with tattoos and piercings, when you know God will hate you for it?
        Why would god hate anyone?

        9. Why do Goths eat their own vomit
        ahaha be serious.

        10. Why do Goths, who are obsessed with death, horror movies, Harry Potter, Wicca witchcraft and the darker side of life, 'think' they can still be Christians?
        Can't they just repent like you?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #94
          Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

          Notice it never actually denied any of the points.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • LoveAngelBaby
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2011
            • 2

            #95
            Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

            May I ask what is wrong with halloween being your birthday? I mean I'll be 15 on Oct 31st of 2011 and yes im a emo kid a scene kid.Yes I belive in God.Yes I am saved.So could soemone tell me what is wrong with expressing yourself? Isnt the life God gave you meant to be able to express yourself and please him in your own way? Please my fellow christans relize what you are doing when you post this type of stuff like "throw warm lambs blood on a small child or goat or dog blood." Isnt goat blood a symbol of Satan? Or "take the childern into a basment with the heater on and tourtue them." Would you want your childern to ne treated like this? Or "burn a cross and let your kids dress as ghost and dance and sing hymns." This sounds something like the KKK. Or heres the punch line "Dress like dead Jsues and sneak up on a little child and scare him." You say your for God but the truth is I have taken the above quotes from old articles that have been posted on this site i will post the links below. This stuff would scar a child and turn him/her away from Christ and his true meaning. To have wrote this stuff is not expressing God it is expressing the Prince Of Darkness Satan,and therefore damning yourselfs to hell. Now im not trying to make a christian Brother or Sister mad im just wanting some people on here to change their life before you are lost. I want to see you in heaven not in hell.

            Here is the links below:

            These 10 tips could mean the difference between Jesus flinging your child into Satan's mouth, or Jesus kissing your child on the cheek.

            The first Hell House ever took place in a two room shack at the end of a dirt road off Interstate 7 near Freehold, Iowa. The admission price was $3 to see President Carter squat down in a make-shift furnace while his buck China-man's teeth were pulled off by a church Deacon dressed up as a demon.


            this is all i have to say for now may God bless you and i hope you change your ways.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22889

              #96
              Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

              Pastor Harry Hardwick has found, through years of experience, that the methods are neither cruel or unusual but very effective. Once you have his experience, we may listen to you.

              What is important to you? This life on earth, which is but a Vale of Tears and Suffering, or Eternal Life with Jesus?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #97
                Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                Originally posted by LoveAngelBaby View Post
                May I ask what is wrong with halloween being your birthday? I mean I'll be 15 on Oct 31st of 2011 and yes im a emo kid a scene kid.Yes I belive in God.Yes I am saved.So could soemone tell me what is wrong with expressing yourself? Isnt the life God gave you meant to be able to express yourself and please him in your own way? Please my fellow christans relize what you are doing when you post this type of stuff like "throw warm lambs blood on a small child or goat or dog blood." Isnt goat blood a symbol of Satan? Or "take the childern into a basment with the heater on and tourtue them." Would you want your childern to ne treated like this? Or "burn a cross and let your kids dress as ghost and dance and sing hymns." This sounds something like the KKK. Or heres the punch line "Dress like dead Jsues and sneak up on a little child and scare him." You say your for God but the truth is I have taken the above quotes from old articles that have been posted on this site i will post the links below. This stuff would scar a child and turn him/her away from Christ and his true meaning. To have wrote this stuff is not expressing God it is expressing the Prince Of Darkness Satan,and therefore damning yourselfs to hell. Now im not trying to make a christian Brother or Sister mad im just wanting some people on here to change their life before you are lost. I want to see you in heaven not in hell.

                Here is the links below:

                These 10 tips could mean the difference between Jesus flinging your child into Satan's mouth, or Jesus kissing your child on the cheek.

                The first Hell House ever took place in a two room shack at the end of a dirt road off Interstate 7 near Freehold, Iowa. The admission price was $3 to see President Carter squat down in a make-shift furnace while his buck China-man's teeth were pulled off by a church Deacon dressed up as a demon.


                this is all i have to say for now may God bless you and i hope you change your ways.
                Why must you drain your blood? Why do you EMO's hate so much?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • LoveAngelBaby
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 2

                  #98
                  Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                  Dear James

                  Yes i have cut myself and guess what yes i did nearly kill myself you know. but that maye me stronher to belive in God. you my dear sir are tourting small chlidern yes i understand u dont love my opinion but i will state it

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                  • gerardwayruinedme
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Mar 2016
                    • 13

                    #99
                    Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                    They are far more unique than you conservative jesus-freaks, that's for sure! (And just to clarify, I'm not calling all Christians jesus-freaks, only the crazy ones like you. My best friend is Christian, and she is one of the sweetest, most talented, determined individuals I've ever met).

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                    • Thomas Taylor
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 1486

                      #100
                      Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                      Originally posted by gerardwayruinedme View Post
                      My best friend is Christian, and she is one of the sweetest, most talented, determined individuals I've ever met).

                      Somehow I doubt that very much.


                      Goths are a gateway to sin and by associating herself with you she has, most probably, damned herself to an eternity of pain at thands of Satan.


                      I shall pray that she spurns your "friendship" (which is probably of the lesbo enabling kind) and sees the Light that is waiting for her in God's conditional Love.


                      YIC
                      Isaiah 66:15

                      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #101
                        Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                        Originally posted by gerardwayruinedme View Post
                        They are far more unique than you conservative jesus-freaks, that's for sure! (And just to clarify, I'm not calling all Christians jesus-freaks, only the crazy ones like you. My best friend is Christian, and she is one of the sweetest, most talented, determined individuals I've ever met).
                        Could you please explain the difference between True Christian "Jesus freaks", as you call them, and the type of "Christian" your loser goth friend is? Do you realize her uniqueness is what will damn her eternally to Hell?
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • magnus allen
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Mar 2016
                          • 19

                          #102
                          Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                          why Victory OS aren't you a bit fat to be considered a true christian you might be punished and get diabetes if you keep eating like a cow.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23775

                            #103
                            Re: Ask a True God-hating Goth

                            Originally posted by magnus allen View Post
                            why Victory OS aren't you a bit fat to be considered a true christian you might be punished and get diabetes if you keep eating like a cow.
                            Don't be silly. Throughout the Old Testament Jesus rewarded good acts by instructing His people to eat the fat of the calf. And lots of it, too. Why, He wants us to practically burst with our reward (Ezekiel 39:19). Now why would He punish people for partaking in the rewards He generously gives them? Throughout Bible times, the faithful have enjoyed all kinds of rich, succulent foods like red meant, fat, cheese, cream, butter, and oil (Deuteronomy 32:13-14; 1 Samuel 17:18). The most favored people were rewarded with the biggest portions (Genesis 43:34). And yet, He never ONCE gave them diabetes. Go ahead and look in the Holy Bible. You won't find mention of it in there once. So you can eat all the rabbit food you want, but the LORD will continue to reward True Christians™ who serve Him, like Sister Vicky. Amply.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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