[Kiss the Goat]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.

America is not an all Christian country. In fact, this country was established by heretics to the Church of England for freedom of speech and religion. To say otherwise would be denying all non-Christians of their constitutional rights.

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Nope. Wherever monkeys are, there are sodomite atheists out there praying to them while "researching" them.

That counter made very little sense.
Anyway, if I am where monkeys are, and monkeys are at many places, then I must be at all of those places simultaneously. Obviously, I must have God-like powers if I'm able to do that!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Finally, "praying to monkeys" is not a location.
It is an action, and you try to call me a buffoon.

Nope. Wherever monkeys are, there are sodomite atheists out there praying to them while "researching" them.

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Finally, "praying to monkeys" is not a location.
It is an action, and you try to call me a buffoon.

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I would like to add that I am not attempting to engage in debate; I am simply stating my beliefs, no trying to argue that my beliefs are "superior" to your beliefs.

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I disagree.
To begin, I'm not making a fool of myself. I am simply stating my beliefs, as you are stating your beliefs.
Both of us have no way to prove our belief is correct. The Bible is not proof, as anyone could have written it. I could easily write the Bible myself. They are just words, not undeniable shards of truth that prove anything.
On the matter of me being wrong, and you being right, well... I'll keep my opinions and you will keep yours.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I don't believe it's fair to say that all Atheists have experimented with homosexuality. Many Atheists have morals.

No they don't. Atheists have no morals because they have rejected the Holy Word of God. Without the Bible, there is no morality.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[AtheistDemonBuffoon]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well, that's half true.

You have to do that, and you have to obey all His commands, to show your love for Him.

If you sin, it means you love your sin more than you love Jesus, and He will cast you into Hell.

It's highly likely he experimented with a few trips up the Hershey Highway. Atheists will have sex with whatever moves, because they have no moral compass.

Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!


Good man!

I don't believe it's fair to say that all Atheists have experimented with homosexuality. Many Atheists have morals.

[Viola Rose]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I want to thank all of the wonderful baptist people on this forum for making my evening. I just pissed myself laughing. I can't even. I think what really did it was the comment that atheists have sex with everything that moves. You people really have no clue what you are talking about do you? I am an atheist and am proud to be one. All you people are just fools and if hell is real, then you are the people that will burn in it. I hope you live happy lives you sexist, racist pigs

[barneyhallawell]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Thank you for your kind words brothers and sisters, here in England God is not taken seriously by so many fools and it upsets me so much, im glad i've found a site with some sane people at last!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

tl:dr

Before jumping in and praising Jesus, you need to start a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum. We want to get to know you!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[FreeFromBrains]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Hey Landover Baptist Church.

This is my first post on here and im a little scared about it but here goes

I wanted to say a little about how much i love Jesus, your poll really made me think long, hard and deep about it.

What i thought was isn't it amazing that He died for all our sins? He didn't even know anything about us when He died, but He still died for us. what a true Saviour

Anyway i love Him so much i just want to meet Him, anyone else feel that? imagine what it would be like to see the Son of God, it makes me so excited. sometimes i cant wait to die, just so i can meet Him, sometimes i pretend to jump out of the window, just to see if He'll appear early to take me to heaven, but i guess you can't fool the Light.

I look around today and see all the God-haters, there are so many of the non-believing scum that i just dont know what to do. i know that He will punish them in the end, sometimes i touch myself while thinking about how His power will smite them all

All jesus teaches is love, but the atheists reject him, poor Jesus. i follow Jesus in all He does, and i hate atheists just as much as He does.

"And He said unto the shepherds: 'Go now, that i may feast on the flesh of the damned, spread the Word of the Kingdom of Heaven'" Lev. 12. 6

I was thinking that maybe we should get all the atheists rounded up, hang the leaders and put the rest to work in the fields. they cant say its wrong because if they had feelings they would feel God's love, but they cant so they obviously dont.

"The man spoke, but with a harsh tone, for he had lost The Way and so the men of the village set upon him with sticks and pebbles and left him dead" Deut. 14. 8

My ma always said that the atheists were killing her with their blasphemy and she died two years ago, i know they did it. so im starting a war on atheists and i know Jesus is there to support me. Who's with me?

Amen

Oh you'll fit in here just fine (with all the other Bible thumping morons).

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Hey Landover Baptist Church.

This is my first post on here and im a little scared about it but here goes

I wanted to say a little about how much i love Jesus, your poll really made me think long, hard and deep about it.

What i thought was isn't it amazing that He died for all our sins? He didn't even know anything about us when He died, but He still died for us. what a true Saviour

Anyway i love Him so much i just want to meet Him, anyone else feel that? imagine what it would be like to see the Son of God, it makes me so excited. sometimes i cant wait to die, just so i can meet Him, sometimes i pretend to jump out of the window, just to see if He'll appear early to take me to heaven, but i guess you can't fool the Light.

I look around today and see all the God-haters, there are so many of the non-believing scum that i just dont know what to do. i know that He will punish them in the end, sometimes i touch myself while thinking about how His power will smite them all

All jesus teaches is love, but the atheists reject him, poor Jesus. i follow Jesus in all He does, and i hate atheists just as much as He does.

"And He said unto the shepherds: 'Go now, that i may feast on the flesh of the damned, spread the Word of the Kingdom of Heaven'" Lev. 12. 6

I was thinking that maybe we should get all the atheists rounded up, hang the leaders and put the rest to work in the fields. they cant say its wrong because if they had feelings they would feel God's love, but they cant so they obviously dont.

"The man spoke, but with a harsh tone, for he had lost The Way and so the men of the village set upon him with sticks and pebbles and left him dead" Deut. 14. 8

My ma always said that the atheists were killing her with their blasphemy and she died two years ago, i know they did it. so im starting a war on atheists and i know Jesus is there to support me. Who's with me?

Amen

Your heart is obviously Christian but you need to brush up on your Bible knowledge.

We are admonished to follow the laws of the Land so killing atheists (although Biblically accurate) would be breaking Jesus' Holy Word.

Also Jesus knew all about everyone of us. He is omnipotent.

YIC

[barneyhallawell]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Hey Landover Baptist Church.

This is my first post on here and im a little scared about it but here goes

I wanted to say a little about how much i love Jesus, your poll really made me think long, hard and deep about it.

What i thought was isn't it amazing that He died for all our sins? He didn't even know anything about us when He died, but He still died for us. what a true Saviour

Anyway i love Him so much i just want to meet Him, anyone else feel that? imagine what it would be like to see the Son of God, it makes me so excited. sometimes i cant wait to die, just so i can meet Him, sometimes i pretend to jump out of the window, just to see if He'll appear early to take me to heaven, but i guess you can't fool the Light.

I look around today and see all the God-haters, there are so many of the non-believing scum that i just dont know what to do. i know that He will punish them in the end, sometimes i touch myself while thinking about how His power will smite them all

All jesus teaches is love, but the atheists reject him, poor Jesus. i follow Jesus in all He does, and i hate atheists just as much as He does.

"And He said unto the shepherds: 'Go now, that i may feast on the flesh of the damned, spread the Word of the Kingdom of Heaven'" Lev. 12. 6

I was thinking that maybe we should get all the atheists rounded up, hang the leaders and put the rest to work in the fields. they cant say its wrong because if they had feelings they would feel God's love, but they cant so they obviously dont.

"The man spoke, but with a harsh tone, for he had lost The Way and so the men of the village set upon him with sticks and pebbles and left him dead" Deut. 14. 8

My ma always said that the atheists were killing her with their blasphemy and she died two years ago, i know they did it. so im starting a war on atheists and i know Jesus is there to support me. Who's with me?

Amen

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

this is a forum of hate... and ignorance...

Oh, such hate we have, always trying to keep the whole world from burning forever (see Jude 1:23).