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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Scandinavy View Post
    I just don't make up words to describe what I am.
    Bipedal is not a made up word.

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  • Scandinavy
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    Why it is funny? Jesus will throw anyone who does not follow Him to hell.

    You are still mistaken here. We accept everyone, we just also accept the fact that they will burn in hell unless they start to follow the bible and we are not afraid to open our mouths about this fact.
    You see, this is why you should read the bible yourself. It prevents you from having weird fantasies about the bible.

    Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
    And you said that I'm having weird fantasies? It's you that believe in such ridiculous things.

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    That's like saying, "I'm not bipedal, I just walk on two legs."
    I just don't make up words to describe what I am.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Scandinavy View Post
    I'm not an Atheist, I'm just not religious... cause I don't believe in it.
    That's like saying, "I'm not bipedal, I just walk on two legs."

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Scandinavy View Post
    I find it funny that you "True Christians" can't accept that not everyone in the world agrees with you. I thought the Bible said to love your enemies? And just send me to Hell, cause I don't believe in it.
    Why it is funny? Jesus will throw anyone who does not follow Him to hell.

    You are still mistaken here. We accept everyone, we just also accept the fact that they will burn in hell unless they start to follow the bible and we are not afraid to open our mouths about this fact.
    You see, this is why you should read the bible yourself. It prevents you from having weird fantasies about the bible.

    Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

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  • Scandinavy
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    I'm not an Atheist, I'm just not religious. I find it funny that you "True Christians" can't accept that not everyone in the world agrees with you. I thought the Bible said to love your enemies? And just send me to Hell, cause I don't believe in it.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Septic View Post
    Works for me
    It won't work for you down in hell, when satan is peeling you like a grape and dipping you in his scalding hot spooge.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Sceptic View Post
    Works for me
    I am fairly certain you are a filthy hippie who hasn't worked hard a single day in his wasted life. Your nose probably stopped working ages ago due to the stench of your own laziness.

    You need to shut up, get a bath and start studying your Bible to prevent your eternal damnation to the eternal fires of Hell!

    Oh, and you need to get rid of your tattoos, God is not amused by them: Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

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  • Septic
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    Works for me

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Sceptic View Post
    I..........
    So what happens when two or more "True Christians™" have different opinions in one matter? When they are both empowered, but one of them chose the way of forgiveness and the other the way of retribution?
    The Bible has the final say all the time, of course.
    1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
    1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
    1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
    1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
    1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
    1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.

    Also:
    Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

    Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

    Now, how about you be a good little person, heed the previous warning and go read the forum rules.

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  • Septic
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
    Who are you to come on God's favourite forum uninvited and complain about Brother James?
    I thought Christianity teaches that God loves all Christians equally? So how can he have a favourite Forum? I came here to learn about God but you have to accept that it's a long way before one can open his heart.

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    I speak for God as He has empowered all True Christians™.
    Try me.
    So what happens when two or more "True Christians™" have different opinions in one matter? When they are both empowered, but one of them chose the way of forgiveness and the other the way of retribution?

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Sceptic View Post
    Who are you to speak in the name of God? I don't think it's upon to you to decide about God's vengeance about disregarding the rules of this forum.
    Friend, I can accept your mental acuity is 200/200. I speak for God as He has empowered all True Christians(tm).
    Try me.

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  • Noah Sole
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Sceptic View Post
    Who are you to speak in the name of God? I don't think it's upon to you to decide about God's vengeance about disregarding the rules of this forum.
    Who are you to come on God's favourite forum uninvited and complain about Brother James?

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  • Septic
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post

    Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!
    Who are you to speak in the name of God? I don't think it's upon to you to decide about God's vengeance about disregarding the rules of this forum.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by pilgrim224 View Post
    Hello, I am new to Christ
    I just joined just 1 week ago and I really like it. it makes me feel like I am safe. I began to read the bible when I was a little kid tough
    You joined today, like in the last hour.
    I am glad to hear you were tough kid. It must of made the beatings you got for being queer easier to take.

    I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

    Here are
    your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

    New members are requested to make an
    introduction for themselves.

    We always encourage everyone to
    back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

    Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.


    Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
    Thanks!

    Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!

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  • pilgrim224
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Hello, I am new to Christ
    I just joined just 1 week ago and I really like it. it makes me feel like I am safe. I began to read the bible when I was a little kid tough

    Leave a comment:

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