[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'll be sure to send out a note to all the american nuthouse branches with the message

A security breach is sure to have occured in your system, several patients have escaped and have joined the landover baptist church....

Abortion is undesirable to be fair, but prochoice beats prolife.

@ Marshall again..... Will you spell atheist correct ffs, athianism??? Refer to my other post about atheists being homosexuals, i'll be interested in your answer

You deserve flogging just for your sodomisation of standard grammar, spelling and punctuation. Also, 'ffs' ? You'll find all words need at least one vowel to make sense. Please refrain from using Chechen words here.

You might have read the Book of Numbers - you sure haven't seen your book of letters since primary school.

Mormons can spell better than you.

[True Disciple]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I'll be sure to send out a note to all the american nuthouse branches with the message

A security breach is sure to have occured in your system, several patients have escaped and have joined the landover baptist church....

Abortion is undesirable to be fair, but prochoice beats prolife.

@ Marshall again..... Will you spell atheist correct ffs, athianism??? Refer to my other post about atheists being homosexuals, i'll be interested in your answer

Those insane germans...they have, of course, been experimenting a lot with abortion in their "glory days"...

Sick perverts

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

@ Marshall again..... Will you spell atheist correct ffs, athianism??? Refer to my other post about atheists being homosexuals, i'll be interested in your answer

How dare you sinner! Brother Marshall didn't kill all those Arabs for Jesus just come back to this country and be bad mouthed by some saucy mouthed God Mocker!!!

We know all about your atheists. You all think you can just sit around the Internets and tell cheep jokes about Christians!!! Well we TRUE Christians(tm) find that disgusting. Landover Baptist is not some forum a few cheep jokes about Christians! You aren't going to stop our message about Jesus!!

[rephaim]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well apparently i need to be bitchslapped by God.

what do you guys mean by "feeling God"?

I would assume it is some sort of pedophilia? Billion year old space daddy feeling up his mortal children?

[John Johnson]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Well, that's half true.

You have to do that, and you have to obey all His commands, to show your love for Him.

If you sin, it means you love your sin more than you love Jesus, and He will cast you into Hell.

It's highly likely he experimented with a few trips up the Hershey Highway. Atheists will have sex with whatever moves, because they have no moral compass.

Why, if I weren't a Christian, I could easily choose to become a Lesbian, like Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen did!


Good man!

Like you've never sinned lol. I hope Jesus does return someday just so that I can crucify him again. I can imagine my elation as I repeatedly pound the nails into his flesh. No,no Jesus is not my saviour. My savior is the almighty spaghetti god! I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

My savior is the almighty spaghetti god! I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

I can't wait until I get spaghetti for dinner just so I can eat it and think of how you worship it and how pathetic that is.

Just a question... Do you realise gluttony is a sin?
It sounds like you are a glutton as you worship food

[John Johnson]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I can't wait until I get spaghetti for dinner just so I can eat it and think of how you worship it and how pathetic that is.

Just a question... Do you realise gluttony is a sin?
It sounds like you are a glutton as you worship food

lol if you didn't understand the sarcasm then you are dumb as orange juice. But think about it..Is a spaghetti god that unreasonable when compared to a god that loves his people so much that he'll make them burn in hell for not believing in the same version of god as him? We'll I'll use christian logic to defend myself here: prove he doesn't exist.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Like you've never sinned lol.

I haven't sinned a day in my life since my Baptism.

Ephesians 1:13-14
In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, Which is the earnest of our inheritance until the redemption of the purchased possession, unto the praise of his glory.

1 John 3:5-6
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Satanic ramblings of an insane person deleted. My savior is the almighty spaghetti god! I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

Oh goody! A noodlehead comes wandering in full of blasphemy and hate.

We have never had your type persecute us before.
Matthew 5:10-12
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

[John Johnson]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I haven't sinned a day in my life since my Baptism.

Ephesians 1:13-14
In whom ye also trusted, after that ye heard the word of truth, the gospel of your salvation: in whom also after that ye believed, ye were sealed with that holy Spirit of promise, Which is the earnest of our inheritance until the redemption of the purchased possession, unto the praise of his glory.

1 John 3:5-6
And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.




Oh goody! A noodlehead comes wandering in full of blasphemy and hate.

We have never had your type persecute us before.
Matthew 5:10-12
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

lol way to take verses out of context to rationalize your arguement.
That is the most blatantly erroneous statement I've ever heard from someone speaking in earnest. Do you really believe that you've never lied?
And baptism doesn't mean anything, accepting god 'into your heart' makes you a christian but I'm sure you'll refute that with more verses taken out of context. I'll try not to persecute you so much either you are such a martyr.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

lol way to take verses out of context to rationalize your arguement.
That is the most blatantly erroneous statement I've ever heard from someone speaking in earnest. Do you really believe that you've never lied?
And baptism doesn't mean anything, accepting god 'into your heart' makes you a christian but I'm sure you'll refute that with more verses taken out of context. I'll try not to persecute you so much either you are such a martyr.

Please, go ahead and tell us how these verses have been taken out of context. I'm very interested in hearing.

He didn't say he never lied. He said he hasn't lied since he was baptized. We were all sinners before we were saved.

And he never claimed it was the Baptism in of itself that caused him to stop sinning, so quit with your strawmen arguments.

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

lol if you didn't understand the sarcasm then you are dumb as orange juice. But think about it..Is a spaghetti god that unreasonable when compared to a god that loves his people so much that he'll make them burn in hell for not believing in the same version of god as him? We'll I'll use christian logic to defend myself here: prove he doesn't exist.

How can spaghetti possibly create everything?

[John Johnson]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Please, go ahead and tell us how these verses have been taken out of context. I'm very interested in hearing.

He didn't say he never lied. He said he hasn't lied since he was baptized. We were all sinners before we were saved.

And he never claimed it was the Baptism in of itself that caused him to stop sinning, so quit with your strawmen arguments.

haha I don't think you know what a strawman arguement it is cause that certainly wasn't. It was implied that the baptism stopped him from sinning. Which is ludicrous to any sane person on this planet, to say you have never sinned since you got baptised.

[John Johnson]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

How can spaghetti possibly create everything?

Christian logic: prove it can't

[Mr Holyfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Christian logic: prove it can't

Spaghetti is useless noodles and meatballs that has no creativity.
Noodles and meatballs are food! FOOD!

The only spaghetti monster is spaghetti that has been overcooked and has no use but to be chucked in the trash!

[John Johnson]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Spaghetti is useless noodles and meatballs that has no creativity.
Noodles and meatballs are food! FOOD!

The only spaghetti monster is spaghetti that has been overcooked and has no use but to be chucked in the trash!

you still haven't proved that the Spaghetti god didn't create the world.
tip: you can't. Now think about that for a few minutes