[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So you think King James men wrote the Holy Bible in 1611 as a practical joke? All Christians on the planet are just victims of a practical joke?

Yes that is almost right, but original pranksters where the chasers

I am sure there will be a nice private suite in hell for you. Enjoy "living your life" while it lasts...

I keep telling you there is no Hell in the way you seem to understand Hell, just not a logical choice for The Creator to go for.

Now once again I tell you to put down that practical joke book you love so much and discover the truth. Your life will be so much better once you accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.

[R.Geus]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

In that case I have to decline. No beer is worth a visit to Holland. But thank you for the nice offer.

Ahh what a shame, maybe you could use the travel to our country to show our people your religion!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Your life will be so much better once you accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.

Perhaps, but the afterlife will be a disaster.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Perhaps, but the afterlife will be a disaster.

Why?
The scriptures assure us that each persons Beer Volcano and a Stripper factory will be tailored to their personal needs, tastes and desires

The Book of Penelope
Chapter II

24 As with the beer volcano, so it is with the stripper factory.
25 YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....

[R.Geus]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Why?
The scriptures assure us that each persons Beer Volcano and a Stripper factory will be tailored to their personal needs, tastes and desires

The Book of Penelope
Chapter II

24 As with the beer volcano, so it is with the stripper factory.
25 YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....

What beer does this beer volcano contain? If its Budweiser it will be the same as hell I want Grolsch

[LardBoy]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What beer does this beer volcano contain? If its Budweiser it will be the same as hell I want Grolsch

Grolsch??
Carlsberg is the only beer!
Convert to drinking Carlsberg or thou shall suffer Heineken for all eternity!!!

[R.Geus]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Grolsch??
Carlsberg is the only beer!
Convert to drinking Carlsberg or thou shall suffer Heineken for all eternity!!!

I might consider doing that, cause there aint no worse faith imaginable than to drink Heineken

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Grolsch??
Carlsberg is the only beer!
Convert to drinking Carlsberg or thou shall suffer Heineken for all eternity!!!

I might consider doing that, cause there aint no worse faith imaginable than to drink Heineken

And what does any of this have to do with atheism?

Stop derailing our threads!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What beer does this beer volcano contain? If its Budweiser it will be the same as hell I want Grolsch

Re read the quote:

Why?
The scriptures assure us that each persons Beer Volcano and a Stripper factory will be tailored to their personal needs, tastes and desires

The Book of Penelope
Chapter II

24 As with the beer volcano, so it is with the stripper factory.
25 YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....

what does 25 say? YOU and your desires dictate the out-put....

So if you desire Grolsch you get Grolsch.

[Dimensions Of Though]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Why do you refer to Athiests as people who "Worship Monkeys"?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Why do you refer to Athiests as people who "Worship Monkeys"?

Are you denying that atheists worship monkeys? What do you call evilution then?

[Dimensions Of Though]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Are you denying that atheists worship monkeys? What do you call evilution then?

Evolution is the theory that humans have evolved from monkeys, naturally.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Evolution is the theory that humans have evolved from monkeys, naturally.

Only a monkey worshipping atheist would believe something like that.

Some atheists even have sex with monkeys to prove their theory of evilution to innocent children and make them go to Hell.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Only a monkey worshipping atheist would believe something like that.

Some atheists even have sex with monkeys to prove their theory of evilution to innocent children and make them go to Hell.

I heard that's where AIDS came from - God has punished the sinning evilutionists.

Levicitus 20
16And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Iamtard]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Haha! Oh bless you, child. Jesus does not care about you! You are merely a tool of a corrupt man who would lie to the world in a pathetic attempt to segregate all but the white, god-fearing christian. This is not the way. However, as you are a pastor, I would assume you are just as bad, spreading your venomous words to the weak minded and hopeless. There is no repentance for you, Ezekiel the Damned.