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  • SDStoopid858
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2009
    • 20

    #1

    Don't You Realize...

    How wrong your beliefs are?
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Don't You Realize...

    Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
    How wrong your beliefs are?
    Please show us exactly where we stray from God's Word, the Holy Bible.

    That is the only objective measure of right and wrong.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22833

      #3
      Re: Don't You Realize...

      Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
      How wrong your beliefs are?
      You iniquitous piece of verminous filth! How dare you enter into The Lord's Website and tell Him, Him of All Beings, that He might be wrong in any way?

      By merely suggesting that you are so definitely right and He wrong, you commit blasphemy in the highest degree! There will be no mercy for you at Satan’s pits of darkness, sulphur and eternal fire!

      When you post this garbage, have you absolutely no regard for the women and children who might be reading your scurrilous words – impressionable minds that might be led from The Lord to join you in endless pain?
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      • Jimmy C Lombardo
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        Forum Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 218

        #4
        Re: Don't You Realize...

        Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
        How wrong your beliefs are?

        Dont you realize satan is gunna get nasty with yer cornhole? Now that is wrong.

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        • Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle
          Saved Like a Mo-Fo
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2009
          • 22

          #5
          Re: Don't You Realize...

          Originally posted by SDStoopid858 View Post
          How wrong your beliefs are?
          You better stop trippin.
          Who am I? Check out my 411 here.

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          • Meberak
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            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2009
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Don't You Realize...

            SDStoopid LOL our beliefs stupid??? I bet you think the earth is round... you stoopid fool!

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            • Max Bayes
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2009
              • 302

              #7
              Re: Don't You Realize...

              Hmm... this spy smells of illiteracy.
              BEHOLD!!!
              THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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              May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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              • Bobby-Joe
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                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: Don't You Realize...

                Originally posted by Meberak View Post
                SDStoopid LOL our beliefs stupid??? I bet you think the earth is round... you stoopid fool!
                No we don't friend. The earth clearly is flat.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Max Bayes
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 302

                  #9
                  Re: Don't You Realize...

                  Exactly. Haven't these people ever seen maps? Quite clearly flat.
                  BEHOLD!!!
                  THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                  May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                  • Meek and Humble
                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                    Biblical Black Belt
                    Jr. Pastor
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 6197

                    #10
                    Re: Don't You Realize...

                    Don't bother, he called us fools. By Jesus' own words, he is already doomed to hell!

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                    • Ahlen Atheati
                      Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 31

                      #11
                      Re: Don't You Realize...

                      This place has to be a joke. There's no way it's anything but. If not, I may have to shoot myself...
                      Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Don't You Realize...

                        Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
                        This place has to be a joke. There's no way it's anything but. If not, I may have to shoot myself...
                        Why, are you that eager to find out in person about Hell?
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                        • pleadlife
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 5

                          #13
                          Re: Don't You Realize...

                          Basically life is much more simple if it is written in a book what is meant to happen rather than wondering through life learning new fun things on the way, and getting to know some absolutely amazing people.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78552

                            #14
                            Re: Don't You Realize...

                            Originally posted by pleadlife View Post
                            Basically life is much more simple if it is written in a book what is meant to happen rather than wondering through life learning new fun things on the way, and getting to know some absolutely amazing people.
                            Jesus Christ is the most amazing person you'll ever meet! He can turn water into wine, cast demons into swine, and raise the dead! Do you know anyone else who can do that?
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • GMANGRIFFG
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2009
                              • 8

                              #15
                              Re: Don't You Realize...

                              One thing I can point out-
                              The main posters in this forum seem to only be worried about the "wrongs" that other people are doing, when in fact you are only judging them before you know anything about them.

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