[Proud_agnostic]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Atheists/agnostics
Submitted by: the
worship: Satan and believe in the religion of Evolution and Science

>Worship
>Satan
>Atheist
>Agnostic


Wow, a quick google search just proved you wrong.
Not all Atheists and agnostics think Evolution is real, after all it is just a theory (But atleast it has evidence)
Both links are the definition to Atheist and Agnostic.


Satan is considered a god ((((not for me though)))) which proves that Atheists and Agnostics CAN'T believe in satan. Also, how can one "Believe" science (AKA facts)


Being an Agnostic, I would believe god exists with proof, but there is none. This leads me to believe praying, going to church, ect. are wastes of time.


Call me a sinner, but I don't do anything sinful, except for "not believing"













Don't change my post and shove words down my throat

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Should the Alt-right count as a false cult as well? Since it appears they worship a frog god named Kek.

[haileris]

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Just because we occasionally warn each other about cults and their doings or we laugh and scoff at these fools does not mean we want to chat false cultish behavior with every unsaved wretch who happens by.
I don't mean to be rude- we are friendly, welcoming and open minded here- but we mainly like to talk about Jesus. Why don't you tell us about your own experiences with the Lord?

Nice to hear on this forum's apparent cordiality, though I have yet see much of it.
I figured because this thread was solely based on opposing "false" religions, I would correct some information...unless it was just for others to see the information originally provided and then rant on it for pages on end? My mistake, in that case.
In all honestly, I have little correlation to Christianity. My grandparents displayed signs of catholic faith, but I'm unsure if they still practice. I fancy myself an agnostic - I have no ill will towards Christians nor the religion, but this forum interested me in its...sugar-coated hostility.

You seem nice enough, however, so maybe it's not the entire site's population? Your lord's blessings onto you, so to speak.

[Alvin Moss]

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Unsure... etc., etc., etc.

You display some knowledge of false religions, cults, idol worshipping and so on, but what does this have to do with Jesus? This is a site for fellowship and praise. Just because we occasionally warn each other about cults and their doings or we laugh and scoff at these fools does not mean we want to chat false cultish behavior with every unsaved wretch who happens by.

I don't mean to be rude- we are friendly, welcoming and open minded here- but we mainly like to talk about Jesus. Why don't you tell us about your own experiences with the Lord?

God Bless!

[haileris]

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Unsure if it has been brought up, but there are notable mistakes in OP's entry for discordianism.

• the Greek goddess Eris (not Eric) is worshipped.
  
• Eris is Ancient Greek meaning "strife", as she is the goddess of change, chaos and discord, hence the name of the religion Discordianism.
• Discordianism does not mean Disco Accordionists, but it might as well!
• You cannot psychically stroke the Pineal Gland, as it is quite literally inside your brain. You CAN have Eris touch it, which will make you Grand Pope and a True Disco Accordionist!
• Should you actually manage to stroke the pineal gland yourself, you say fnord...not f-words
• Satan is for losers. As in the Baphomet-Satan and his wannabe followers, not the Morning Star. I think he's alright, despite hating mankind and all.
• 23 is worshipped by fake followers - true admirers of Eris believe in whatever numbers they want to believe in! I personally like 0 and 9

While I understand that many will see anything but True Christianity as a religion of Satan, Discordianism is unique in that the goddess Eris is more alike to Jesus than to Satan!
I'd suggest hearing about the Golden Apple and the Judgement of Paris, the parallels are interesting!

[Brother Gonzalez]

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I am alarmed by the number of Catholics that are allowed to roam the streets of hard-working, god-fearing men such as myself. These rosary rattling hedonists bring a sickness to my stomach so fierce that I am compelled by the glory of all holy things to shield the eyes of my many beautiful children that the lord hath bestowed upon me. The leader of this clan of Mexicans and Irishman (the pope) is truly ensnared in the hands of Satan himself. He constantly covers up the sexual acts performed by the various so called priests (a sinner's word for pastor) who are nothing but blatant child-molesters. The most disgusting parts of this freak show are the various saints appointed by the pope himself. Saints are (according to catholic scripture but we all know none of it is true) apparently great people in the eyes of god who command special places in heaven. There are two problems with this so obvious that any decent human can see them. First, how could these people be could if they dedicate their lives to spreading the catholic scourge. Second, These people do not have special places in heaven as Catholics do not go to heaven (I would say they're more likely to have a special place in hell). All-in-all none of these people are to be trusted, associated with, or even looked at. This also means that the same goes for Hispanics because they are all Catholics. I wish i could make it simple and say the same for the Irish, but some of them are Celtic pagans (which command a different type of hatred because they are open about how terribly sinful they are instead of resorting to deception like Catholics). Have a blessed day with this information, and-as always-God in your hearts.

He died for your sins WOULD YOU DO THE SAME FOR HIM

Raising 17 kids must be hard work, I can grant you that, but nevertheless I think you should find time to press "Enter" every two or three sentences.
That would help a lot your posts.


On topic: Yes, Catholics are the worst. As an ex-papist and ex-hispanic, I can testify and support your post 100%.

[ChristianFatherOf17]

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I am alarmed by the number of Catholics that are allowed to roam the streets of hard-working, god-fearing men such as myself. These rosary rattling hedonists bring a sickness to my stomach so fierce that I am compelled by the glory of all holy things to shield the eyes of my many beautiful children that the lord hath bestowed upon me. The leader of this clan of Mexicans and Irishman (the pope) is truly ensnared in the hands of Satan himself. He constantly covers up the sexual acts performed by the various so called priests (a sinner's word for pastor) who are nothing but blatant child-molesters. The most disgusting parts of this freak show are the various saints appointed by the pope himself. Saints are (according to catholic scripture but we all know none of it is true) apparently great people in the eyes of god who command special places in heaven. There are two problems with this so obvious that any decent human can see them. First, how could these people be could if they dedicate their lives to spreading the catholic scourge. Second, These people do not have special places in heaven as Catholics do not go to heaven (I would say they're more likely to have a special place in hell). All-in-all none of these people are to be trusted, associated with, or even looked at. This also means that the same goes for Hispanics because they are all Catholics. I wish i could make it simple and say the same for the Irish, but some of them are Celtic pagans (which command a different type of hatred because they are open about how terribly sinful they are instead of resorting to deception like Catholics). Have a blessed day with this information, and-as always-God in your hearts.

He died for your sins WOULD YOU DO THE SAME FOR HIM

[Didymus Much]

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I NEED HELP!!!!! THERE IS A GINGER SATAN WORSHIPPER LIVING ACCROSS THE HALL FROM ME WHAT DO I DOO ?!?!?

First, call 4-1-1 to ask them the number for 9-1-1. Ignore them when they tell you it's just 9-1-1 (that's a fake number for the plebes to call), especially when they start calling you names like "idiot" or "mormon". Keep asking. Really pester them if you need to, you'll break them eventually.


Anything after that? Depends on how well armed you are.

[LividWithTheLord]

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I NEED HELP!!!!! THERE IS A GINGER SATAN WORSHIPPER LIVING ACCROSS THE HALL FROM ME WHAT DO I DOO ?!?!?

[Red Army]

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James 4:3

Ecclesiastes 10:2
Keep 'em coming!

[Marshal Kim Jong-un]

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Your own religion of communism is far more dangerous than any of the other false religious cults. Communists usually deny that they are members of any religion and say that there is no God and no Jesus. Meanwhile they parade around with large pictures of Joe Stalin, Karl Marx, Chairman Mao, Hillary Clinton and Kim Il-Sung, as part of your cult of personality. It is these demons that you worship. Your theology of making everyone poor except the glorious leadership of your progressive and advanced religion is thicker with mumbo jumbo than the Roman Catholic religion. God (yes, there is a God) hates you and He will send every one of you to Hell, there to languish in the flaming pit with Jimmy Carter, Vlad Lenin and all the rest of your pantheon. If you do not reject the false and pagan religion of communism/socialism, you will burn and justly so.

Hillary Clinton is not a communist! She will an evil capitalist! Do not even joke about a communist Hillary, can you even imagine how embarrassing it would be? "Pokemon Go seize the means of production!" Ewwww! Anyway, honoring socialist leaders such as Marx, Lenin, Kim Il-sung, etc. will not an "personality cult" any more than honoring in America the presidents Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, etc. and make monument for them, because for in any case, these people stood for country benefit.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I was hoping for a rebuke including Bible verses. My bad.

James 4:3

[Alvin Moss]

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I was hoping for a rebuke including Bible verses. My bad.

Your own religion of communism is far more dangerous than any of the other false religious cults. Communists usually deny that they are members of any religion and say that there is no God and no Jesus. Meanwhile they parade around with large pictures of Joe Stalin, Karl Marx, Chairman Mao, Hillary Clinton and Kim Il-Sung, as part of your cult of personality. It is these demons that you worship. Your theology of making everyone poor except the glorious leadership of your progressive and advanced religion is thicker with mumbo jumbo than the Roman Catholic religion. God (yes, there is a God) hates you and He will send every one of you to Hell, there to languish in the flaming pit with Jimmy Carter, Vlad Lenin and all the rest of your pantheon. If you do not reject the false and pagan religion of communism/socialism, you will burn and justly so.

[Red Army]

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You can prove pretty much anything if you choose your starting and finishing dates with care.

Look: here's incontrovertible evidence of global warming!


Average monthly temperature in New Haven, CT. Source: Yale University

I was hoping for a rebuke including Bible verses. My bad.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Nevertheless, pseudo-communist countries are rising the wages more steadily than capitalist ones:

You can prove pretty much anything if you choose your starting and finishing dates with care.

Look: here's incontrovertible evidence of global warming!


Average monthly temperature in New Haven, CT. Source: Yale University