[VictoryOS]

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Yo Blazy Blaze in tha house showin' ya'll wut up when it comez to religionz.
I don't like you punkz bcause you're all racists and drunkerz.
Like Jesus, he drank Wine all tha time. Maria Magdalena waz a hoe (hooker)

Don't get mad cuz......... BLAZY BLAZE BE BLAZING

Oh and by da way, Jesus sucks hahahahaha

It's hard to argue with a statement as intelligent as that.

[Talitha]

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Jesus was black muthapifflekas.

BWAAA-HAAAAA
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

Who told you that?

[VictoryOS]

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Jesus was black muthapifflekas.

That's just blasphemy bordering on slander. You had better watch your step buddy.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Yo Blazy Blaze in tha house showin' ya'll wut up when it comez to religionz.
I don't like you punkz bcause you're all racists and drunkerz.
Like Jesus, he drank Wine all tha time. Maria Magdalena waz a hoe (hooker)

Nonsense. Jesus drank beer like any real man does.

[Bobby-Joe]

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piffle my grammar fails, like you.

Muthapifflekkas!***

Are you retarded friend? Is this your problem?

[Talitha]

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Are you retarded friend? Is this your problem?

Blasphemy against his Grandma!............... or something.

[Nobar King]

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14 Russian cult members emerge from cave
By Denis Sinyakov, Reuters

Members of a Russian doomsday cult walk outside the house of their leader after returning from a six-month stay underground in the settlement of Nikolskoye in the Penza region.

Kuznetsov, center, the leader of the cult walks near the bunker. Fourteen of his followers still remain inside.

MOSCOW (AP) — Fourteen followers of a self-declared prophet emerged Tuesday from a dank, muddy cave in Russia after melting snow damaged the hillside shelter where they had been waiting for the world to end, officials said. Another 14 cult followers remained in the underground cavern, the last holdouts among the 35 who took refuge there five months ago, saying they believed the world would end in May. Two children, ages 8 and 14, were among those who came out of the cave.

Cult members told emergency officials that God had instructed them to leave, said Oleg Melnichenko, vice governor for the Penza region about 400 miles southeast of Moscow. He said melting snows caused part of the cave to collapse. "There was a fourth cave-in and they considered this to be a sign from above, that God had opened the cave up for them and they decided to leave," Melnichenko said in televised comments. The 14 who fled were moved into a so-called prayer house in the village of Nikolskoye where cult leader Pyotr Kuznetsov — who had had been in a psychiatric hospital — has been living while helping with negotiations, officials said.

The group will remain there until Russian Orthodox Easter, April 27, along with seven others who came out on Friday after another part of the shelter caved in, Melnichenko said. TV footage showed women, dressed in long skirts and head scarves, being helped up a hillside by emergency workers and into a waiting bus.

Those remaining inside were cut off from the main section of the cave by the partial collapse, but negotiators were talking to them through stove and air pipes, officials said. Inside the cave's catacombs, photographs showed different rooms, separated by small windows; and plastic bottles, glass jars, mattresses and a chess board strewn on muddy floors and carpeted floors. Orthodox crosses were on the walls and the ceilings, along with what appeared to be a child's painting.

Emergency workers also took nearly a dozen full fuel canisters from the cave. Inside a 52-gallon plastic barrel full of kerosene stood in one corner.
When they went into the cave in November, the cult followers had warned that they would detonate gas canisters and burn themselves to death if police tried to remove them by force.

Penza regional emergency spokesman Dmitry Yeskin said the group that emerged Tuesday also handed over three rifles. Authorities repeatedly had enlisted the help of priests from the Orthodox Church in an effort to persuade the group to leave, communicating mainly through a small chimney pipe that poked up through the snowy hillside.

Kuznetsov has been charged with setting up a religious organization associated with violence. Officials have also said they seized literature that included what appeared to be extremist rhetoric. An engineer from a devout family, Kuznetsov — who goes by the title Father Pyotr — declared himself a prophet several years ago. He left his family and established the True Russian Orthodox Church and recruited followers in Russia and Belarus.
He reportedly told followers that in the afterlife they would be judging whether others deserved heaven or hell.

Followers were not allowed to watch television, listen to the radio or handle money, Russian media reported.

That's nothing new in Russia, is it?

[i'mashamed]

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I am appalled about your article "God has Zero Tolerance for Wicca! I am Wiccan and I have never done any of the acts you talk about. You must realize that there are bad apples in every bunch. I can't count high enough at how many times I have heard about a Baptist Minister stealing money from the church, committing adultery or coning people. I would be wrong to say that because of what I see on the news all Baptist Ministers are evil. Same goes for any religion. There are bad apples in all religions. People call themselves Christian, yet they kill people, lie, steal and cheat. Does that mean all Christians are bad? I know this is not so. Just because you had a bad experience with one set does not mean all of them are the same. From what you were explaining these people are not true Wiccans. For we have on law, "And it harm non, due as thee will". This one law pretty much sums up your 10 commandments. Therefore these people you describe can not truly consider themselves Wiccan.

....blahblahblah....Huge font, anti-Christian diatribe edited....

[Nobar King]

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Thank you for your wordy introduction, however this is the false religions register, and not the introduction forum. Do you have a false religion to add here? I also happened to notice that you pasted your diatribe to more than one thread in our forum. That constitutes spamming and will not be tolerated. Who are you? Were you born in a barn? Too bad you weren't born to a Christian home where you could have been socialized properly.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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False religion: Joyce Meyer Ministries
Beliefs: They claim to follow the entire Bible, but it's not quite clear how they follow those inconvenient parts about women's role in church.
What they worship: An uppity female who play-acts at being a preacher, the Bible with white-out tape liberally applied, and Satan.

[dave-uk]

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HAHAHAHA! this is the most racist thing i have ever read in my entire life! and you belive this!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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HAHAHAHA! this is the most racist thing i have ever read in my entire life! and you belive this!

Racist? In what way it racist? Races aren't aren't even discussed in this thread. This thread is about religions, not races.

Friend, do you ever look up the definitions of words before you attempt to use them in a sentence?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Beekeeper in Serbia makes beehives shaped like monasteries and churches

London, April 29, Interfax - A religious beekeeper in Serbia has started making beehives in the shape of Orthodox churches and monasteries in Serbia "because bees have a soul too", Ananova website reports.

"I'm bringing together the two great loves of my life, beekeeping and my religion," Slobodan Jeftic, 58, from Stari Kostolac, said.

"It means that as well as taking care of my bees so that they have a place to live and make their honey, I am also taking care of their souls," he added.

As much as God likes honey, this is ridiculous! Insects with souls – some of them are tiny, where would they put them?
You may recall an earlier thread in which Brother One Eyed Jack posted on the difficulty of preaching to microbes but at least they don’t go buzzing round your head and stinging you.
Obviously some priest has filled Mr Slobodan Jeftic head with some semi-papist garbage and this is the result. You can tell that it’s garbage because God cursed him with a stupid name.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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WolfSpirit, I moved the discussion you started to this new thread.

[Petal]

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i have founds another scary cults, it be called Falun Gong (Fartloon ding-Dong ). they be so evils that even them chinee commies not want them, an them yella commies not exactlly angels themselfs so logicks say that them Fartloons gotta be real bad for the chinee folk to be so afraids of thier message? i not no, but it real good to learns that china be doing the bestest it can, china be catchin an killin as many Fartloons as it can, yay!

nows, i not wanted to infect my innoscent minds by reading a bunch of Fartloon stuff cuz it gotta be the evillest evils, maybee someone else who is braver an strongers than me can find out what them loons belive, an then reports back to this bootiful thread? my prayers be wiv you!