[TheManglerOfWords]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Believing on the old northern gods, are in our days not necessarily the belief on someone raging around with a hammer when its thunder and lightning outside. Its to believe on the strength, brother ship and respect of the nature. To believe on the natures wisdom as it is, not as we made it to.
Not like Christians, who are basing their wisdom on a big book, written by someone behind the clouds somewhere. The big "holy" book are written by some fool 1600 years ago.

Christianity is the religion which killed most people EVER! and the big "holy" book are telling that you arent allowed to killed. Damn, thats heroic! yes. fool.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Believing on the old northern gods, are in our days not necessarily the belief on someone raging around with a hammer when its thunder and lightning outside. Its to believe on the strength, brother ship and respect of the nature. To believe on the natures wisdom as it is, not as we made it to.

So you're worshiping an allegory? Allegories didn't create the universe, and they don't have the power to spare you from eternal torment in hell.

[BelieverInGod]

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Believing on the old northern gods, are in our days not necessarily the belief on someone raging around with a hammer when its thunder and lightning outside. Its to believe on the strength, brother ship and respect of the nature. To believe on the natures wisdom as it is, not as we made it to.
Not like Christians, who are basing their wisdom on a big book, written by someone behind the clouds somewhere. The big "holy" book are written by some fool 1600 years ago.

Christianity is the religion which killed most people EVER! and the big "holy" book are telling that you arent allowed to killed. Damn, thats heroic! yes. fool.

So you're a cherry picking pagan? Wow, and I thought Christian Cherry pickers were bad. No wonder God is sinking your island into oblivion.

[Malaysia_Christian]

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One question:

Is Pentacostal worshipping snakes? I never know of that.

[Levi Jones]

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One question:

Is Pentacostal worshipping snakes? I never know of that.

It is about handling snakes and speaking in made up gibberish.

[Malaysia_Christian]

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Haha! Oh that's what it means.

Ok.

Pardon me, I have hard time understanding things around here. Cultural shock. But I will adapt well soon.

[Levi Jones]

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Here's a good one to add to your list:

Christianity. They make people into mindless sheep, and blow tons of money on big fancy buildings to preach they're bullshit in. It's piffleing ridiculous.

Why so angry, friend? Don't you know Jesus is the only way to get to Heaven?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Here's a good one to add to your list: Christianity. They make people into mindless sheep, and blow tons of money on big fancy buildings to preach they're bullshit in. It's piffleing ridiculous.

If we had a smaller Church, all the True Christians(tm) would not fit into it!

[ten-thousand and one]

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Landover Baptists
Submitted by: Me
Beliefs: Everything they don't like goes to hell. This includes The Innocent, anyone with sense, Chinese, Blacks, Gays, Pagans, and every other religious denomination.
Worship: Racism, intolerance, themselves (TrueChristians?), The internet, Satan
Trivia: None. They don't like facts. It pisses them off. Woops, looks like there is trivia.

[Levi Jones]

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Beliefs: Everything they don't like goes to hell. This includes The Innocent, anyone with sense, Chinese, Blacks, Gays, Pagans, and every other religious denomination.

Not true. Chinese and blacks do not automatically go to hell.

Worship: Racism, intolerance, themselves (TrueChristians?), The internet, Satan

False: Worship, God Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Read the Bible studiously to know what God's Word is.

Trivia: None. They don't like facts. It pisses them off. Woops, looks like there is trivia.

Partially true. We don't like facts not grounded in the Bible.

[Celery]

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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was left out.

I know. Scary.

[Jo Freddie]

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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster was left out.

I know. Scary.

Unlike all the false religion and cults The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only one based on facts not Myths, and our book is a much better read.

Celery, I do beleive that "Spaghetti-worshiping fools" was an attempt to have a dig at the one true religion.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I do beleive that "Spaghetti-worshiping fools" was an attempt to have a dig at the one true religion.

You think?

[Jo Freddie]

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Celery, I do beleive that "Spaghetti-worshiping fools" was an attempt to have a dig at the one true religion.

You think?

Well at least your response shows your acceptance that the One True Religion IS The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, thank you for that, I know it must have hard for you to admit, even just by implication that everything you have been saying is wrong.

[Levi Jones]

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Well at least your response shows your acceptance that the One True Religion IS The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, thank you for that, I know it must have hard for you to admit, even just by implication that everything you have been saying is wrong.

Aw... Is the pasta thingy going to turn five soon? Is that why you are so intent on persecuting us lately?