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  • Re: False Religions And Cults

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    That is because it is a made up religion from a series of films.
    So? Christianity is a religion made up from an old book
    That doesn't make me smile!

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    • Re: False Religions And Cults

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      People have been posting about Jedis in this thread since 2006. How about taking your hand out of your pants and actually reading the thread?
      implying I was saying that no one had actually mentioned Jedi, and wasn't just saying that it hadn't made the list

      and Jo Freddie, being fictional doesn't preclude a religion from having real followers, sadly.

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      • Re: False Religions And Cults

        Originally posted by Gemira View Post
        implying I was saying that no one had actually mentioned Jedi, and wasn't just saying that it hadn't made the list
        This forum doesn't have wiki style editing, or there would be a more comprehensive list at the beginning. That means that you are required to read the thread to get all the information.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Re: False Religions And Cults

          Originally posted by R.Geus View Post
          So? Christianity is a religion made up from an old book
          Yep spot on.

          The ONLY TRUE religion is The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, for it is the only one based on empirical evidence. follow the links below, read the TRUE word of God
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          • Re: False Religions And Cults

            Satanists scares me sometimes

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            • Re: False Religions And Cults

              Originally posted by The_cheeseburger View Post
              Satanists scares me sometimes
              They scare me all the time...
              O that ye would altogether hold your peace! And it should be your wisdom.
              -Job 13:5

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              • Re: False Religions And Cults

                Originally posted by LardBoy View Post
                They scare me all the time...
                I do understand that

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                • Re: False Religions And Cults

                  Hail Frayja the Lady, goddess of sex, passion, and war!
                  Hail Thor, God of Thunder and of Battle!
                  Hail Wodan, God of Battle, Leader of the Wild Hunt and one-eyed Keeper of the Runes!
                  Hail Loki, Mischief King, Half Troll, and Saiviour of the son of Wodan!

                  I will find you, Pastor Nerue Gargalo, JustAGuy... I will find you, and I will show you how my "false" religion works... I will show your wife, daughter, mother.... And after I make you watch me do this (even though I am a woman, I'm sure I can find an object a can get my point across with...) I will behead your sons, then your daughters, then your wife and mother... Upon which point I will allow my breathren, the Wolves, to feast upon their flesh...

                  And then, I will Sacrifce you to My Lady, Frajya!

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                  • Re: False Religions And Cults

                    Originally posted by Sammia Frayjasri View Post
                    Hail Frayja the Lady, goddess of sex, passion, and war!
                    Hail Thor, God of Thunder and of Battle!
                    Hail Wodan, God of Battle, Leader of the Wild Hunt and one-eyed Keeper of the Runes!
                    Hail Loki, Mischief King, Half Troll, and Saiviour of the son of Wodan!

                    I will find you, Pastor Nerue Gargalo, JustAGuy... I will find you, and I will show you how my "false" religion works... I will show your wife, daughter, mother.... And after I make you watch me do this (even though I am a woman, I'm sure I can find an object a can get my point across with...) I will behead your sons, then your daughters, then your wife and mother... Upon which point I will allow my breathren, the Wolves, to feast upon their flesh...

                    And then, I will Sacrifce you to My Lady, Frajya!
                    How can they be hailed? Imaginary figures cannot be struck by ice. You're opinion is invalid. I thought we took out the garbage today.

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                    • Re: False Religions And Cults

                      Something is truthful only if you ebleive it so, the religions listed are all beleives, therefore none of them cna possibly be false without creating a paradox.
                      It is better to say Religions that in the eyes of our God are not true.
                      However I bring to you this question.

                      What is wrong with Paganism in it's simplest form: worship Life as the divine wishes to protect it's creations?

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                      • Re: False Religions And Cults

                        Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                        Something is truthful only if you ebleive it so, the religions listed are all beleives, therefore none of them cna possibly be false without creating a paradox.
                        It is better to say Religions that in the eyes of our God are not true.
                        However I bring to you this question.

                        What is wrong with Paganism in it's simplest form: worship Life as the divine wishes to protect it's creations?
                        The problem with Paganism is that they don't follow Jesus. If you are not following God by following the KJV 1611 then you are a member of a false religion and going to hell.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Re: False Religions And Cults

                          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                          The problem with Paganism is that they don't follow Jesus. If you are not following God by following the KJV 1611 then you are a member of a false religion and going to hell.
                          If you are following God by following the KJV 1611 then you are a member of a false religion and going to have to at least wait table in Heaven for a while before you get full unrestricted access to the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
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                          • Re: False Religions And Cults

                            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                            The problem with Paganism is that they don't follow Jesus. If you are not following God by following the KJV 1611 then you are a member of a false religion and going to hell.
                            But I love God. God loves me. There's no way I could go to hell. And besides,God can forgive everyone, and if Lucifer were ever to repent, he would forgive him too. And eventually all of Gods creations will live among side him in heaven, and that will be what makes it beautiful: unity. this is what I believe. I won't insult your beliefs, I will just contradict them with my own, accidentally. I accept fully your religion, however I could never morally agree with some aspects of it. I'm sorry.

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                            • Re: False Religions And Cults

                              Originally posted by yourmother View Post
                              But I love God. God loves me. There's no way I could go to hell. And besides,God can forgive everyone, and if Lucifer were ever to repent, he would forgive him too. And eventually all of Gods creations will live among side him in heaven, and that will be what makes it beautiful: unity. this is what I believe. I won't insult your beliefs, I will just contradict them with my own, accidentally. I accept fully your religion, however I could never morally agree with some aspects of it. I'm sorry.
                              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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                              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Re: False Religions And Cults

                                Pastor Ezekial... He's right.
                                But also repetitive. Do you have a database of situational responses? Or are you a bot. Just out of curiosity, I mean no offense.

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