[Jo Freddie]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Pastor Ezekial... He's right.
But also repetitive. Do you have a database of situational responses? Or are you a bot. Just out of curiosity, I mean no offense.

Are you accusing Zekie Boy of acting like the Drunken Stripper?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: False Religions And Cults

But I love God. God loves me. There's no way I could go to hell. And besides,God can forgive everyone, and if Lucifer were ever to repent, he would forgive him too. And eventually all of Gods creations will live among side him in heaven, and that will be what makes it beautiful: unity. this is what I believe. I won't insult your beliefs, I will just contradict them with my own, accidentally. I accept fully your religion, however I could never morally agree with some aspects of it. I'm sorry.

I have yet to see one bit of scripture out of you to back up your "theories"

Oh right, you don't have any scripture, because you have made God in your image. Another member of the cult of me-ism.

Me, it's all about Me, God does whatever I think God should do. Never mind what God actually had to say because I know better than God.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Pastor Ezekial... He's right.
But also repetitive. Do you have a database of situational responses? Or are you a bot. Just out of curiosity, I mean no offense.

Pastor Zeke is very real, although, yes he does have a list of responses for situations like this, because they come up so often that why should he bother re-typing them every time?

I also have a list of scripture that I can copy and paste kept in a word file on my computer, certain scriptures that come up over and over again so that I don't have to retype them.

[retroman000]

Re: False Religions And Cults

I have a false religion for you: christianity. Especially you're kind of christianity. the homophobic, sexist, racist, fanatical, for some reason toy story hating kind. And I've seen you people saying "we aren't racists". Then explain this:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/may/coloredheavenquestion.html

And you are born being gay. you don't become gay by watching soccer

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/june/worldcup.html

Also, this guy is psycho, possibly a rapist, and besides, like they'd masturbate to him.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2010/august/raiseapinky.html

Besides, everyone knows republicans are
'nuff said.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Religions And Cults

We don't need to explain anything to you, hatemonger. Everything you read here can be backed up with Scripture.

[retroman000]

Re: False Religions And Cults

It can be backed up with scripture. you mean from the bible? The bible- A book written by entirely made up beliefs. You aren't worshiping god, you're worshiping whoever wrote that book, and whoever started christianity.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement
"The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”

And you think that a few ill-thought out words from yourself will change 6,000 years of history?

[retroman000]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Sooo, it's true because someone said so? Yeah, that is perfect logic my friend. Somehow I have a hard time believing you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Sooo, it's true because someone said so? Yeah, that is perfect logic my friend. Somehow I have a hard time believing you.

Who needs logic when we have Jesus?

He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: False Religions And Cults

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This explains the Bible with pictures, that might help you understanding or keep your attention a bit longer anyway,


1985 by Jack T. Chick LLC

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This is one of a set that can be purchased on the internet if it really gets you thinking.

[retroman000]

Re: False Religions And Cults

I still don't believe any of this. And I can read without pictures thank you very much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: False Religions And Cults

I still don't believe any of this. And I can read without pictures thank you very much.

And yet you're still here.

Jesus called you here for a reason, Trevor. Think about it.

[Higgins]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Jedi
Definition: Pasty faced nerds who choose to adhere to the code of conduct which was detailed in a recent science fiction novel
Worship: The Force aka Satan, George Lucas, and Mark Hamil

[JediKnight]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Jedi
Definition: A way of religion that is mentioned in a vastly popular sci-fi film series. They share a rivalry with 'Trekkies' similar to Catholics vs Prostetants.
Worship: The Force (the power given to them), Yoda (their Jesus) and Lightsabers (weapons of mass destruction)

Fixed.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: False Religions And Cults

Fixed.

Replacing insightful writings by a True Christian(tm) by idiotic atheist babbling is not "fixing".