[SensibleAtheist]

Re: False Religions Register

Quick question: How do you guys know that you're right and all other religions are wrong?

[Talitha]

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Quick question: How do you guys know that you're right and all other religions are wrong?

DUH!!!!

It's in The Bible, Dummy!

[SensibleAtheist]

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DUH!!!!

It's in The Bible, Dummy!

I'm fairly certain all christian denominations say that though. What makes you more correct than catholics? I believe they say that the Bible is proof that they are correct too.

Plus, just because something is written down, does not make it true.

Let me show you: "THE INTERNET DOES NOT EXIST".

See, the truth is not just about being immortalized in text.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]
Plus, just because something is written down, does not make it true.

[...]

I applied that thought to your post.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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. . . What makes you more correct than catholics? . . . .

A few points:

*Landover is not more correct than the catholics. Landover is ENTIRELY correct, and the catholics are barely correct (they spell Jesus properly) at all.

* The Catholics reject the King James 1611 Bible !!

* The catholics also are riddled with homo priests, and when they are called on that inconvenient truth, they do, on occasion, remove the priest, but they never ever find one on their own, and they never remove one if they are not forced to.

* Pope - fish hat
Jesus - NO fish hat

[thelight]

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umm ya... some one needs to get there facts in order..

Pentecostals (Pennycoastals)
Submitted by: Pastor Billy-Reuben
worship: snakes and Satan.

ya... snakes and Satan... good one care to tell me in more details on that one there "pastor" billy???

[GodIsAlmighty]

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I would like to add the "church" of "reality" (http://www.churchofreality.org/pot.htm) (not capitalized for obvious reasons)

these people are evil potlovers who worship both marijuana and satan. They try to convince teenagers to smoke, while going against God who created us all in his image. To damage our bodies by smoking pot and burning our lungs is like burning a bit of God, an evil act that should be punishable by being burnt alive (much like prostitution). They declare pot as holy and worship "real" things (but for some reason don't include Jesus). What Blasphemy!

[Irrational_Humanist]

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Damage to your lungs can also be caused by smoking tobacco. Liver damage can be caused by drinking alcohol, yet these things are legal. Does this "God" fellow really want to provide us with the tools to destroy ourselves, & if so to prove our faith to this almighty being, would it not be a sin for humanity to accept such drugs as being legal when they can cause serious damage to the human body?
Also Christianity is unpopular enough, shouldn't the many denominations stop arguing against each other & accept that they all believe in the same fundamentals & share the same values?
It's idiotic to condemn a religion which you know little about, such as Muslims who worship Mohammed, who they believe to be a prophet of their God. For all we know, this could be the same God as the one you people worship.
& I know that individual thinking in here is condemned but that's because all you need something to lean on & something to get you through your daily lives. For you people, it's religion, but it seems that you can't stop at using your religion as a crutch almost & follow it blindly, but you must also turn against others & attempt to disprove other faiths. In the process, however, you either completely misinterpret the religion or knew nothing about it to begin with.
For cynics like me, it's extremely easy to identify the monumental amount of flaws present in every religion, as well as seeing how much people rely on a book that wasn't written by any prophet or anything, but rather by men whose memories are prone to failing or just feel like lying. An example is the story of Adam & Eve which is about the creation of humans but is documented approximately 5000 years later in the Old Testament.
As well as this, seeing you condemn homosexuality is atrocious, & believing that being homosexual is a choice is negligent. Do you think anyone would willingly undergo the hardships of a homosexual person if given the choice?

Your friendly neighbourhood cynic & Rational Humanist.

[GodIsAlmighty]

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Damage to your lungs can also be caused by smoking tobacco. Liver damage can be caused by drinking alcohol, yet these things are legal. Does this "God" fellow really want to provide us with the tools to destroy ourselves, & if so to prove our faith to this almighty being, would it not be a sin for humanity to accept such drugs as being legal when they can cause serious damage to the human body?
Also Christianity is unpopular enough, shouldn't the many denominations stop arguing against each other & accept that they all believe in the same fundamentals & share the same values?
It's idiotic to condemn a religion which you know little about, such as Muslims who worship Mohammed, who they believe to be a prophet of their God. For all we know, this could be the same God as the one you people worship.
& I know that individual thinking in here is condemned but that's because all you need something to lean on & something to get you through your daily lives. For you people, it's religion, but it seems that you can't stop at using your religion as a crutch almost & follow it blindly, but you must also turn against others & attempt to disprove other faiths. In the process, however, you either completely misinterpret the religion or knew nothing about it to begin with.
For cynics like me, it's extremely easy to identify the monumental amount of flaws present in every religion, as well as seeing how much people rely on a book that wasn't written by any prophet or anything, but rather by men whose memories are prone to failing or just feel like lying. An example is the story of Adam & Eve which is about the creation of humans but is documented approximately 5000 years later in the Old Testament.
As well as this, seeing you condemn homosexuality is atrocious, & believing that being homosexual is a choice is negligent. Do you think anyone would willingly undergo the hardships of a homosexual person if given the choice?

Your friendly neighbourhood cynic & Rational Humanist.

Just because they are legal does not mean we like the fact that they're legal. Also the Bible is the word of God and therefore infallible, and it's ironic that you're saying our religion is false when if you notice it's one of the only religions not registered in this thread as false.

I would normally say that this is inappropriate anyway as you have not posted any new topic in the meet & great topic, but there's no point reasoning with a soon-to-be-dead sinner

[Irrational_Humanist]

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The reason that your religion hasn't been criticised is that this website is a dedication to your beliefs, you idiot.
Also, the fact that your God gets angry is an indication of fallibility as emotions cloud everyday judgement.
Finally, if you don't like the fact that such things as cigarettes & alcohol are legal, why do you accept this as socially acceptable & why don't you try to change that & fail miserably like you have everything else?

[Larry Lee]

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The reason that your religion hasn't been criticised is that this website is a dedication to your beliefs, you idiot.
Also, the fact that your God gets angry is an indication of fallibility as emotions cloud everyday judgement.
Finally, if you don't like the fact that such things as cigarettes & alcohol are legal, why do you accept this as socially acceptable & why don't you try to change that & fail miserably like you have everything else?

ohhhhh.. My head hearts from your yappity yap yap yap. I see that others have already attempted to educate you, and I hope you take their admonitions seriously.

[Irrational_Humanist]

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I will educate you through this poem:

OH GOD !


Oh God, you are Omnipotent, You are most powerful,
You are Omnipresent, You are every where,
You know everything, You can see everything.
That is what I have heard, that is what I am told.
That is what your believers believe.

You are the Creator,
You are the Destroyer,
You are the Final Judge,
That is what I have heard, that is what I am told.
That is what your believers believe.

You are Merciful,
You are Kindness Itself,
You are Generous,
You are The Personification of all what is good, kind and generous.
That is what I have heard, that is what I am told.
That is what your believers believe.

You are the Father,
You are the Mother,
You are Love personified.
That is what I have heard, that is what I am told.
That is what your believers believe.

Nobody can escape your wrath,
Nobody can fool you.
You reward the true believer, you punish the sinner.
We all stand in awe of You;
We beg your kindness; we beseech your forgiveness.
That is what I am told to do, that is what the believers do.

Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
I love you for all that You are,
For that is what I am told to do, that is what the believers do.

and then…

When I see the inequities all around me;
The injustice, the cruelties, the sufferings, the denials;
The hungry, the trodden, the diseased all around me.
I wonder, Oh God, I wonder, where are you, where is you mercy, where is your Justice, where is your love?

Wars have been fought in Your name; your children have been crucified in Your
name.
There has been Jihad, there have been Crusaders and there have been religious
riots.
All this and more, all in Your name; only to defend You, the Most Merciful, the Most Kind and the Most Beloved.

I wonder, I wonder, Oh God, I wonder when I see all this around me.
It is happening now and it happened before and thousands years before,
Ever since you created this planet known as Earth, as the believers believe.

Muslims say that they are true believers, and all others are Infidels.
Christians are proud of their faith in the Christ and call all other as pagans.
Hindus says all are equals but discriminate still.

Oh God, Oh God, what are You, One or many?
Oh God, Oh God, where are You, everywhere or nowhere?

They say You can do what You want, nothing is impossible for you.
You listen to your trodden children, you come to their help whether they call you or
not.
‘cause you are Merciful and treat everyone equally.

And then again…
I wonder, I wonder at the naivete of the believers, of the innocents, of the illiterates
and the misguided.

And then I say…
Is it Truth or Deception; are you an Entity or a Fiction;
Creator or Created by the willful mind of few to deceive the many.

The rich and the powerful invoke your name and commit sins.
They fool the poor and the weak, all this in your name.
Both believe in you, the sinners and the sinned.
Who is right and who is wrong?

And again I ask…

How long, how long, will this myth continue?
How long, how long, will the humanity suffer?
How long, how long, the Protectors, the Defenders will continue to mutilate,
The God, the All merciful, All Kind and All Generous, just to satisfy their whims
and fool the masses?

And I say…
Ignorance, fear and hatred are the reasons of God and His existence.
We should accept that we are one of many and like many will whither away.
We should accept that we don’t know all about what, where and why.
We are limited in our power and in our knowledge.
Let us not presume of that which we are not sure.
Let us not deceive or be deceived of what we know is not there.

The truth and the Final truth is:
We all are one and of one human race;
We are frail and fragile, one day we all shall die.
God or no God, we all have to survive.
And
Love, compassion, equality and justice,
Fairness to all and discrimination to none,
Caring and sharing, doing our duties and obligations,
All this will make us survive and live happily,
Till the time when the Nature makes all of us die.

[Cranky Old Man]

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tl;dr

I have a poem for you:
We got bored.
You got banned.

[curio11]

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Geneuine Question, where does it say in the Bible, that the LBC is "God's Favourite Church"

And where does it state that this is "God's Favourite Forum"

[Cranky Old Man]

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Geneuine Question, where does it say in the Bible, that the LBC is "God's Favourite Church" And where does it state that this is "God's Favourite Forum"

Nowhere. The Internet did not yet exist when the Bible was written. However we are the only church and the only forum to follow the KJV1611 version of the Holy Bible to the letter. Since this is the most accurate version of the Bible it is very logical to understand why we are God's Favorite Church and have God's Favorite Forum.