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  • Oceanwander
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2012
    • 82

    #541
    Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

    Originally posted by davaca View Post
    I read the bible... not the version you mentioned, but it's an interesting book, but I never really understood exactly why some people take this for truth...
    There are plenty of other religions, or interpretations of those religions (you guys are just a small part of christianity), so please explain to me why you are right and they are wrong.
    Unfortunatly, the answer: "the Bible says so" is not enough. I know you are convinced that the Bible is the only truth available, but I'm afraid muslims say the exact same thing abouth the koran, and others think it's all the same, books written by people, nothing more. Why would you be right, and all the others wrong?

    Muslims say the Koran is the only truth available? Keep in mind, these ungodly sand dwellers also say its OK to strap bombs to yourself and blow yourself up. They also think that they will go to the afterlife and be rewarded with 72 virgins (Makes you wonder what female Muslims are supposed to get upon death)

    The KJV1611 Bible is the book of the Lord himself. All you need to know about everything and anything is in its pages.
    John 8:31

    Jesus said to the people who believed in him, “You are truly my disciples if you remain faithful to my teachings. And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

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    • Masterchef
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2012
      • 5

      #542
      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

      He bible was written by a bunch of random dudes and is full of bologna

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #543
        Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

        Originally posted by Masterchef View Post
        He bible was written by a bunch of random dudes and is full of bologna
        Why would you say that? There is more evidence to the authorship of the Bible than of any other fact in existence.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • iLLogicalisAgnostic
          Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
          • May 2012
          • 5

          #544
          Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Why would you say that? There is more evidence to the authorship of the Bible than of any other fact in existence.
          Last time I checked there wasn't any evidence for a talking snake, Moses, Jesus doing crazy things (although Jesus did exist, just not his powers), Noah's Arc containing 2 of every animal (Kangaroos weren't listed for example?), and many more fallacies.

          You may want to go look up the definition of fact - you can find anything on the internet, for it contains free information. It surprises me religious people haven't abandoned their fear-mongering cults yet.
          “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #545
            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

            What's your evidence for Jesus existing outside the Bible?
            sigpic
            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Dragonlover
              Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
              • May 2012
              • 8

              #546
              Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

              Easy, it's not. The bible can be compared to a piece of Swiss cheese. It's there, but it's missing some pieces.

              Several manuscripts were left out. Why?...Because they partially contradict some crucial parts of the Christian faith.
              Revelation 12:13 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775

                #547
                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                Originally posted by Dragonlover View Post
                Easy, it's not. The bible can be compared to a piece of Swiss cheese. It's there, but it's missing some pieces.

                Several manuscripts were left out. Why?...Because they partially contradict some crucial parts of the Christian faith.
                Oh great, a conspiracy theorist.

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #548
                  Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                  Dragonlady, if Jesus decided some things were best left out of the Bible, there's a very good reason for it.

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
                  sigpic

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                  • Dragonlover
                    Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
                    • May 2012
                    • 8

                    #549
                    Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                    Oh great, a conspiracy theorist.

                    That's right. I am a conspiracy theorist. But that is not a conspiracy. If you pulled your head out of your ass and read a book other than the bible you would be more educated on the subject.

                    Dragonlady, if Jesus decided some things were best left out of the Bible, there's a very good reason for it.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
                    Yeah, sure. Like how it would be too much of the truth and make people lose faith. Hmmm funny how that works.

                    And it's dragon lover by the way. L-O-V-E-R.
                    Revelation 12:13 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #550
                      Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                      Originally posted by Dragonlover View Post
                      But that is not a conspiracy.
                      You think people surreptitiously conspired to leave stuff out of the Bible. That's a conspiracy, dummy.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #551
                        Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                        Originally posted by Dragonlover View Post
                        That's right. I am a conspiracy theorist. But that is not a conspiracy. If you pulled your head out of your ass and read a book other than the bible you would be more educated on the subject.

                        Yeah, sure. Like how it would be too much of the truth and make people lose faith. Hmmm funny how that works.
                        Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and pretending that Merlin is your friend to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                        YIC,

                        --Pastor Ezekiel
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • loco73
                          Unsaved trash, atheistic pinhead
                          • May 2012
                          • 183

                          #552
                          Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                          Originally posted by Dragonlover View Post
                          Easy, it's not. The bible can be compared to a piece of Swiss cheese. It's there, but it's missing some pieces.

                          Several manuscripts were left out. Why?...Because they partially contradict some crucial parts of the Christian faith.

                          Yes, the Gospel of Barnabas for example.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #553
                            Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                            Originally posted by logo73 View Post
                            Yes, the Gospel of Barnabas for example.
                            Is that in the Bible? No! That's because it's not the word of God. Just because some people wrote some stuff down and said it was about God doesn't mean it's the word of God.
                            sigpic
                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #554
                              Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                              Originally posted by iLLogicalisAgnostic View Post
                              Last time I checked there wasn't any evidence for a talking snake, Moses, Jesus doing crazy things (although Jesus did exist, just not his powers), Noah's Arc containing 2 of every animal (Kangaroos weren't listed for example?), and many more fallacies.
                              Can you show me where the Bible contains an inventory of the animals on the arK?

                              Chapter and verse, please.

                              And check on that "2 of every animal" falsehood you're promoting while you're at it.
                              Originally posted by Dragqueenlover View Post
                              That's right. I am a conspiracy theorist. But that is not a conspiracy.
                              I think it's been demonstrated to you that what you're suggesting, the purposeful hiding of Scripture to confuse the masses, is in fact a conspiracy.

                              And it's dragon loser by the way. L-O-S-E-R.
                              Got it.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #555
                                Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Just because some people wrote some stuff down and said it was about God doesn't mean it's the word of God.
                                By this joker's logic, even a simple grocery list, should one be found from that era, would have to be placed within the Holy Bible.



                                Good grief.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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