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  • Catherine Moore
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 315
    #91
    Re: The Holy Noodle

    I'm probably being daft here. But what I don't get about this satanic spaghetti god is who they think made the spaghetti?

    I mean, for a god to be made of spaghetti, someone must have created the plants and people and ovens and whatnot to make spaghetti right? Now, you and I know that was God so are the spaghettiafarians admitting that God exists? Or do they think...

    I dunno. I really can't get my head round it.

    If someone could break that down into words I can understand it'd be a great help. Maybe some pictures?

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409
        #92
        Re: The Holy Noodle

        Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
        I'm probably being daft here. But what I don't get about this satanic spaghetti god is who they think made the spaghetti?

        I mean, for a god to be made of spaghetti, someone must have created the plants and people and ovens and whatnot to make spaghetti right? Now, you and I know that was God so are the spaghettiafarians admitting that God exists? Or do they think...

        I dunno. I really can't get my head round it.

        If someone could break that down into words I can understand it'd be a great help. Maybe some pictures?
        They'll be on about pirates next! Have you ever seen the crazy nonsense they believe about them? It's like they started with an idea then just dreamed up ways it could still be true even when you actually start to think about it critically with God in mind.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Dr Laurence Niles
            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
             
            • Jan 2012
            • 9063
            #93
            Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
            They'll be on about pirates next!
            What is it with atheists and pirates?

            Only last night (at work in Peveral W.C.) I heard several gay-atheists in the stalls going "aar!".

            Boggles the mind.

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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Mary Etheldreda
                Gushing for Jesus
                 
                • Sep 2011
                • 23775
                #94
                Re: The Holy Noodle

                Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                I'm probably being daft here. But what I don't get about this satanic spaghetti god is who they think made the spaghetti?
                Exactly, Miss Moore. What they fail to comprehend is that there has to have been a primary mover, the one who first created the semolina wheat in the first place. Goodness, even my dear children knew this at age three!

                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Catherine Moore
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 315
                    #95
                    Re: The Holy Noodle

                    Pirates? Bloodthirsty rapists, murderers and thieves responsible for hundreds if not thousands of deaths over the centuries, and cause of at least one war?

                    Don't get me wrong, I'm not turning fluffy bunny here - the raped women frankly shouldn't have been on a ship in the first place and God's Favourite Country has been unquestionably right in every war it has joined. But still. I don't think anyone is claiming that pirates are lovable rogues, surely. They're vicious criminals.

                    Even the mudslimes are opposed to Piracy and they support peadophilia!

                    Are these crazy linguine worshippers genuinely in favour of pirates?

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996
                        #96
                        Re: The Holy Noodle

                        Originally posted by Catherine Moore View Post
                        Are these crazy linguine worshippers genuinely in favour of pirates?
                        I heard that the Pastafarians' "ancestral homeland" is Somalia.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • take a second look
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 4
                            #97
                            Re: The Holy Noodle

                            god is infalliable. correct?
                            god is omnipotent. correct?
                            and the bible is the word of god. correct?
                            and the bible is written by man.
                            man is falliable.
                            therefore, the bible is falliable.
                            therefore, god is not omnipotent.
                            therefore, god does not exist.
                            same goes for the koran or any such biblical document that makes such claims have a nice day.

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251
                                #98
                                Re: The Holy Noodle

                                Originally posted by take a second look View Post
                                god is infalliable. correct?
                                god is omnipotent. correct?
                                and the bible is the word of god. correct?
                                and the bible is written by man.
                                man is falliable.
                                therefore, the bible is falliable.
                                therefore, god is not omnipotent.
                                therefore, god does not exist.
                                same goes for the koran or any such biblical document that makes such claims have a nice day.
                                Dear Jesus-hating maggot,

                                What do the words "infalliable" and "falliable" mean? Seems like YOU are the one making things up!



                                Yours in Christ,

                                Z. Smyth
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